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Got an email from the FBI

Sat Mar 08, 2014 8:01 pm

Oh god lmfao soo much fail in this email

ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONITORY CRIMES DIVISION
FBI HEADQUARTERS IN WASHINGTON, D.C.
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING
935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535-0001
PHONE: 206-666-1978


Attention Fund Beneficiary


This is an official advice from the FBI department. it has come to our notice that a Bank From African Continent has released us10.5m payment to BANK OF AMERICA in your name , The bank knowing fully well that they do not have enough facilities to effect this payment from Nigeria to your account,They used what we know as a "secret diplomatic transit payment" (S.D.T.P)to pay this fund through wire transfer in your name, but this means of transfer can not reflect to your account as this was wrong method of fund transfer because the clearance certificate was not in place to prove the legitimacy and source of the fund you are about to receive


Therefore make a swift arrangment to obtain clearance documents DIPLOMATIC SEAL OF TRANSFER CERTIFICATE(DIST) and fbi identification recorded quoting the reference file no: FBI.ESX-CODE12/13 to the authorities concerned from the country origin of fund(NFIU) FINANCIAL INTELLIGENT UNIT) so that we can give certification of your fund and instruct bank of America to release your payment already in our suspence account with Bank of America. Contact us back for more details regarding procurement of the needed documents from the country of origin of the fund
Thanks for your prompt response and understanding


James Comey
Fbi Director
FBI Washington

Re: Got an email from the FBI

Sat Mar 08, 2014 8:05 pm

Looks legit. Call Jimmy and verify.....lol

Re: Got an email from the FBI

Sat Mar 08, 2014 8:06 pm

That reads like Mashman wrote it

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Re: Got an email from the FBI

Sat Mar 08, 2014 8:11 pm

Woo Hoo!

When is the party, Spiked!?

Re: Got an email from the FBI

Sat Mar 08, 2014 8:13 pm

Don't forget the WaGuns 10% cut . . . we'll use it to pay Brandon's salary.

Re: Got an email from the FBI

Sat Mar 08, 2014 8:14 pm

MadPick wrote:Don't forget the WaGuns 10% cut . . . we'll use it to pay Brandon's salary.


i was thinking mass SBRs for the group

Re: Got an email from the FBI

Sat Mar 08, 2014 8:18 pm

spikedzombies wrote:
MadPick wrote:Don't forget the WaGuns 10% cut . . . we'll use it to pay Brandon's salary.


i was thinking mass SBRs for the group


You sir are an awesome man.

Who ever wrote this... Probably should go back to jr. High for a year or two and stuffy English

Re: Got an email from the FBI

Sat Mar 08, 2014 8:19 pm

lol had gotten one of these a few months back

gave him seatte fbi office email for responding

Re: Got an email from the FBI

Sat Mar 08, 2014 8:25 pm

Hell I was thinking you got a letter back from all the shit you said to the White House.
I figure I'll be getting some from the FBI claiming I wish that Obama would be impeached and all his pieces of shit work that for him will all be run out of the country! Which would be true!!!!

Re: Got an email from the FBI

Sat Mar 08, 2014 8:26 pm

Soldier_Citizen wrote:Who ever wrote this... Probably should go back to jr. High for a year or two and study English


I know it, right? It's damned embarrassing that such a high ranking official at the FBI can't even hire a secretary to help out with these important letters.

Well, the FBI is being frugal and careful with the taxpayer's money. That's cool.

Re: Got an email from the FBI

Sat Mar 08, 2014 8:32 pm

Obviously a fake. No Federal agency is going help a taxpayer get money.

Re: Got an email from the FBI

Sat Mar 08, 2014 8:37 pm

Hmmm. How many times can we use FBI in one email?? Apparently FBI stands for Fuckin Bunch of Idiots.


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Re: Got an email from the FBI

Sat Mar 08, 2014 8:58 pm

Want some fun? Go here....

http://www.419eater.com/

a site dedicated to the Nigerian money scam. (FAQ here: http://www.419eater.com/html/419faq.htm)

They get the guy on the other side to verify they are real by asking them to take a photo with a phrase written on a board, or other item...

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Re: Got an email from the FBI

Sat Mar 08, 2014 9:10 pm

olydemon wrote:Want some fun? Go here....

http://www.419eater.com/

a site dedicated to the Nigerian money scam. (FAQ here: http://www.419eater.com/html/419faq.htm)

They get the guy on the other side to verify they are real by asking them to take a photo with a phrase written on a board, or other item...

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I saw that a while back and couldn't stop laughing. So the next one I got I started the same shit. I would convince them I was interested and drag them along for a few months. Emails, calls. It was hilarious.

Re: Got an email from the FBI

Sat Mar 08, 2014 9:19 pm

Magic!
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