Oh. No it's not me with the cancer, but a close family friend. When I was in Korea for a year in 2013 this family pretty much "adopted" my wife and 2 toddlers. Looked after them like they were their own flesh and blood. I'm 98.9% certain it's the only way my wife was able to cope.
And now, after beating back the cancer in his liver, it's now in his brain/stem. His wife is too done/tired to cry over it.

Sad, so fucking sad of a story all around.
If anyone deserves to live to 100 and sit on his porch watching his great-great grandchildren play in his yard, this is the guy.

I've been unable to be more than 20 feet from a toilet since Thursday morning. It started out with chills and a fever, as well as a pounding headache. Then, it turned into intense abdominal cramps. By Friday evening, it was complete bowel evacuation. Immodium hasn't helped at all. At first, I thought it was the flu, but then I concluded it couldn't be. And then it hit me - I ate a piece of chicken on Wednesday that my wife had cut off and set aside. I didn't think anything of it at the time, but I asked her about it last night and she said it definitely wasn't cooked all the way. So I read up on salmonella, and I'm pretty sure that's what I have. The symptoms are brutal.

Pedialyte. Stat. Have your wife get 2-3 bottles for you. If you are not better tomorrow AM. Dr for sure.

Hey G4L if you think you have severe food poisoning for sure call your regular doctor for advice. Do your best to avoid dehydration like Pablo recommends though this may be tough if everything is evacuating. Good luck brother. Get well soon.

So you're married to Mediumrarechicken?

+1. Get well soon brother.

Your symptoms are exactly what I had a few weeks ago, I have the chills just reading your post............I honestly do NOT think it is food poisoning as a few gals at my wife's work had all the exact same symptoms as you described.


I think it is a strain of the Flu that is going around.

One of my good sized Japanese maples cracked a hefty branch off during the storm. I did the first level prune this Am to see if I can get it to recover. It's pretty sad right now, if it doesn't rally a bit this spring then it's curtains Rocky.

I had something earlier this week.
Tuesday we went to the casino, stopped by Scuttlebuts for fish and chips, and home by 4pm.
Suddenly I just felt really dizzy and queasy.
Ran to the toilet and puked out a quart of clear liquid and undigested fish and chips.
Subsided, but for the next two days I was dizzy when I stood up and had to puke.

Fish tasted great as always, figured it was a stomach flu or something.

Went back to the License Tab Joint....

Apparently with RT3 we got a doubling of GVW fees as well.

Way to go Wa State UNINFORMED DUMSHIT voters!

It's an 83. Get classic plates, and a 3 day trip permit for the odd times you need to do a dump run or something.

Sent a package from Lynnwood to Charleston, SC via USPS.

Been traveling back and forth between Columbia and Charleston seven times in two days.

Geniuses. Probably hasn't moved

That package is going all Homer Simpson

WTF?! When did Washington pass a law preventing buying pipe tobacco and having it mailed here?