The Russians did plug the toilet. That's what made it worse.

I honestly can't figure out what gun I want for my birthday......

CZ sp01 suppressor ready.

None.
Haven't you figured it out by now that guns are evil?
Do you want to be known as an evil person?
You really need to 'think of the chillin'.

What the hell happened to Louie Anderson? I keep seeing the commercials for Baskets and can't figure out why he's cross dressing (I assume...) to be Zack G's mother.... And he looks terrible, health wise...

MY HEAD, THE SHEAR STUPIDITY here by a few....or is that beer?

Nope not the beer.

chicken noodle soup is delicious.

Topics merged....

niece selling me girl scout cookies already.....


you guys better go

I like Kraft macaroni and cheese with fried spam mixed in. If you want to be classy, throw in a bunch of Gouda.


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WSP P25 Narrowbanding project closure report finally came out....

http://docdro.id/bPs62Rq

Apparently they have a sense of humor...

Can you imagine the uproar and shitstorm that would have ensued if The Bloodhound Gang had put out their album Hooray For Boobies in 2016/17?

I was standing at a bar in the Airport when this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me,
and starts drinking a beer.

I asked him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, you know, like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?"

He says "No, I don't. And furthermore, why the hell would you ask me that? Is it because I'm Chinese?"

"No", I said. "It's because you're drinking my beer, you little prick"

I thought you might like this..
God's Plan For Aging
> Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking. And God looked down and saw that it was good.
>
> Then God saw there was another need. In His wisdom He made seniors lose coordination so they would drop things requiring them to bend, reach & stretch. And God looked down and saw that it was good.
> Then God considered the function of bladders and decided seniors would have additional calls of nature requiring more trips to the bathroom, thus providing more exercise. God looked down and saw that it was good.
> So if you find as you age, you are getting up and down more, remember it's God's will. It is all in your best interest even though you mutter under your breath.
Nine Important Facts To Remember As We Grow Older
> #9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
> #8 Life is sexually transmitted.
> #7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
> #6 Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
>
> #5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
>
> #4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
>
> #3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
>
> #2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
>
> #1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow.