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spikedzombies
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Location: Lakewood, WA Joined: Sat Apr 14, 2012 Posts: 4056
Real Name: brad aka bubba
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Oh god lmfao soo much fail in this email Quote: ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONITORY CRIMES DIVISION FBI HEADQUARTERS IN WASHINGTON, D.C. FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING 935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535-0001 PHONE: 206-666-1978 Attention Fund Beneficiary This is an official advice from the FBI department. it has come to our notice that a Bank From African Continent has released us10.5m payment to BANK OF AMERICA in your name , The bank knowing fully well that they do not have enough facilities to effect this payment from Nigeria to your account,They used what we know as a "secret diplomatic transit payment" (S.D.T.P)to pay this fund through wire transfer in your name, but this means of transfer can not reflect to your account as this was wrong method of fund transfer because the clearance certificate was not in place to prove the legitimacy and source of the fund you are about to receive Therefore make a swift arrangment to obtain clearance documents DIPLOMATIC SEAL OF TRANSFER CERTIFICATE(DIST) and fbi identification recorded quoting the reference file no: FBI.ESX-CODE12/13 to the authorities concerned from the country origin of fund(NFIU) FINANCIAL INTELLIGENT UNIT) so that we can give certification of your fund and instruct bank of America to release your payment already in our suspence account with Bank of America. Contact us back for more details regarding procurement of the needed documents from the country of origin of the fund Thanks for your prompt response and understanding James Comey Fbi Director FBI Washington
_________________ ALL MY FIREARMS WILL ONLY BE TRANSFERRED THROUGH I-5 Guns And Ammo (Lacey WA)
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Sat Mar 08, 2014 8:01 pm |
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BadKarma
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Location: Duvall Joined: Tue Sep 13, 2011 Posts: 8666
Real Name: Jaime
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Looks legit. Call Jimmy and verify.....lol
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Sat Mar 08, 2014 8:05 pm |
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K&E ARMS
Site Supporter / FFL Dealer
Location: Kent Joined: Thu Jul 14, 2011 Posts: 4258
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That reads like Mashman wrote it
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_________________CHECK OUT OUR NEW ESTOREWE can take credit cards plus 3% I AM AN FFL/NFA DEALER. EVERYTHING I SELL HAS PAPERWORK REQUIRED AND I AM FORCED TO CHARGE SALES TAX
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Sat Mar 08, 2014 8:06 pm |
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PMB
In Memoriam
Joined: Wed Mar 6, 2013 Posts: 12018
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Woo Hoo!
When is the party, Spiked!?
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Sat Mar 08, 2014 8:11 pm |
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MadPick
Site Admin
Location: Renton, WA Joined: Sun Mar 13, 2011 Posts: 52067
Real Name: Steve
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Don't forget the WaGuns 10% cut . . . we'll use it to pay Brandon's salary.
_________________SteveBenefactor Life Member, National Rifle AssociationLife Member, Second Amendment FoundationPatriot & Life Member, Gun Owners of AmericaLife Member, Citizens Committee for the Right to Keep and Bear ArmsLegal Action Supporter, Firearms Policy CoalitionMember, NAGR/NFGRPlease support the organizations that support all of us.Leave it cleaner than you found it.
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Sat Mar 08, 2014 8:13 pm |
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spikedzombies
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Location: Lakewood, WA Joined: Sat Apr 14, 2012 Posts: 4056
Real Name: brad aka bubba
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MadPick wrote: Don't forget the WaGuns 10% cut . . . we'll use it to pay Brandon's salary. i was thinking mass SBRs for the group
_________________ ALL MY FIREARMS WILL ONLY BE TRANSFERRED THROUGH I-5 Guns And Ammo (Lacey WA)
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Sat Mar 08, 2014 8:14 pm |
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Soldier_Citizen
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Location: south 'merca Joined: Wed Jul 25, 2012 Posts: 9738
Real Name: Mike
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spikedzombies wrote: MadPick wrote: Don't forget the WaGuns 10% cut . . . we'll use it to pay Brandon's salary. i was thinking mass SBRs for the group You sir are an awesome man. Who ever wrote this... Probably should go back to jr. High for a year or two and stuffy English
_________________"No Quarter, No Mercy" mash_man wrote: #gangbangerlivesmatter
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Sat Mar 08, 2014 8:18 pm |
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cmica
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Location: I-5 /512 Joined: Thu Dec 8, 2011 Posts: 15235
Real Name: chris
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lol had gotten one of these a few months back
gave him seatte fbi office email for responding
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Sat Mar 08, 2014 8:19 pm |
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RobertLesch
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Location: Enumclaw Joined: Sat Sep 21, 2013 Posts: 50
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Hell I was thinking you got a letter back from all the shit you said to the White House. I figure I'll be getting some from the FBI claiming I wish that Obama would be impeached and all his pieces of shit work that for him will all be run out of the country! Which would be true!!!!
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Sat Mar 08, 2014 8:25 pm |
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PMB
In Memoriam
Joined: Wed Mar 6, 2013 Posts: 12018
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Soldier_Citizen wrote: Who ever wrote this... Probably should go back to jr. High for a year or two and study English I know it, right? It's damned embarrassing that such a high ranking official at the FBI can't even hire a secretary to help out with these important letters. Well, the FBI is being frugal and careful with the taxpayer's money. That's cool.
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Sat Mar 08, 2014 8:26 pm |
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CQBgopher
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Location: WA/MT Joined: Thu Sep 6, 2012 Posts: 8285
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Obviously a fake. No Federal agency is going help a taxpayer get money.
_________________ Rara Temporum Felicitas Ubi Sentire Quae Velis Et Quod Velis Dicere Licet. ― Tacitus "Well, nobody's perfect." ― Osgood Fielding III
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Sat Mar 08, 2014 8:32 pm |
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Ball Shtuck
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Location: Lacey, WA Joined: Sat Mar 19, 2011 Posts: 2490
Real Name: Dave
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Hmmm. How many times can we use FBI in one email?? Apparently FBI stands for Fuckin Bunch of Idiots.
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_________________ Even if "everyone is doing it" wrong is never right. Evil, error and darkness will never be truth, even if popular.
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Sat Mar 08, 2014 8:37 pm |
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olydemon
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Location: Olympia, Warshington. Joined: Fri May 27, 2011 Posts: 12508
Real Name: Oly Damon
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Want some fun? Go here.... http://www.419eater.com/a site dedicated to the Nigerian money scam. (FAQ here: http://www.419eater.com/html/419faq.htm) They get the guy on the other side to verify they are real by asking them to take a photo with a phrase written on a board, or other item...
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Sat Mar 08, 2014 8:58 pm |
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BadKarma
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Location: Duvall Joined: Tue Sep 13, 2011 Posts: 8666
Real Name: Jaime
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I saw that a while back and couldn't stop laughing. So the next one I got I started the same shit. I would convince them I was interested and drag them along for a few months. Emails, calls. It was hilarious.
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Sat Mar 08, 2014 9:10 pm |
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StatlerandWaldorf
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Location: Olympia, WA Joined: Tue Jun 14, 2011 Posts: 3836
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Magic!
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Sat Mar 08, 2014 9:19 pm |
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