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jukk0u
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Location: Lynnwood and at large Joined: Wed May 1, 2013 Posts: 21255
Real Name: Vick Lagina
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1 cup butter 1 cup sugar 4 large eggs 1 cup dried fruit 1 tsp baking pwdr 1 tsp baking soda 1 tsp salt lemon juice 1 cup brown sugar nuts 1 or 2 quarts Whiskey
Before you start, sample the whiskey to check for quality. Good, isn't it? Now go ahead and select a large mixing bowl, measuring cup, and etc. Check the whiskey again as it must be just right. To be sure the whiskey is of the highest quality, pour 1 level cup into a glass and drink it as fast as you can. Repeat.
With an eclectic mixer, beat 1 cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar and beat the hell out of it again. Meanwhile, at this parsnicular point in time, wake sure the whixey hasn't gone bad while you weren't lookin'. Open second quart if necessary. Add 2 large eggs, 2 cups fried druit and beat til high. If druits get shtuck in the peaters, just pry the monsters loose with a drewscriver. Example the whikstey again, schecking the confistancy, then sift 2 cups of salt or destergent or whatever, like anyone really gives a shit...
Chample the whitchey shum moar. Shift in shum lemon zhoosh. Frold in chopped sputter and shrained nuts. Add 100 babblespoons of brown booger, or whushever's closhest and mix well. Greash ubben and turn the cakey pan to 350 degrees. Now pour the whole pissin' mesh into the washin' machine and set on sinsh shycle. Check dat wunsh more and pass out.
Merry Christmas!
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Last edited by jukk0u on Thu Dec 23, 2021 2:37 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Thu Dec 23, 2021 2:35 pm |
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DGM33
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Location: Renton/Kent Joined: Wed Feb 15, 2012 Posts: 3548
Real Name: Jacy
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Oh hell yeah. That’s my kind of recipe!!
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Thu Dec 23, 2021 2:36 pm |
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MadPick
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Location: Renton, WA Joined: Sun Mar 13, 2011 Posts: 52020
Real Name: Steve
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Who's bring it to the New Years shoot?!
_________________SteveBenefactor Life Member, National Rifle AssociationLife Member, Second Amendment FoundationPatriot & Life Member, Gun Owners of AmericaLife Member, Citizens Committee for the Right to Keep and Bear ArmsLegal Action Supporter, Firearms Policy CoalitionMember, NAGR/NFGRPlease support the organizations that support all of us.Leave it cleaner than you found it.
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Thu Dec 23, 2021 3:17 pm |
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usrifle
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Location: RENTON Joined: Fri Mar 25, 2011 Posts: 20771
Real Name: John
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MadPick wrote: Who's bring it to the New Years shoot?! The Whiskey or the Fruitcake? Fruitcake at the shoot should have a couple pounds of Tannerite in the middle and be downrange.
_________________ Mr. Q wrote: so basically, if you have to smoke some asshole, make sure they become fertilizer and then Bounce? got it.
Guntrader wrote: Huh, maybe I was an asshole.
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Thu Dec 23, 2021 3:48 pm |
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RocketScott
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Location: Kentucky Joined: Fri Jan 16, 2015 Posts: 11082
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By the title I assumed this thread was going to be about Sinus
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Sat Dec 25, 2021 5:46 pm |
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usrifle
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Location: RENTON Joined: Fri Mar 25, 2011 Posts: 20771
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RocketScott wrote: By the title I assumed this thread was going to be about Sinus Now that was funny.
_________________ Mr. Q wrote: so basically, if you have to smoke some asshole, make sure they become fertilizer and then Bounce? got it.
Guntrader wrote: Huh, maybe I was an asshole.
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surevaliance
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Location: AZ Joined: Fri Aug 17, 2018 Posts: 6793
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What?! NO BACON?!!!
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