Got to be honest, if anyone out of diapers pees on me, there’s a chance they’ll get shot.

Since when did it become socially acceptable to pee in public?

Have you never spent time in Seattle?

So because people like you lack self control I have to wear pants.

Touché

Well you’re vanilla in the sack at least we know ahead of time.

not only.....................south of border........https://www.oregonlive.com/portland/201 ... me_no.html

In Portland you can pay money to watch someone pee on someone else, so I'm not surprised

...I mean... I've 'heard' that's what goes on down there...

Why are you guys staring at me?

You don't want to sit in the bus/plane/car seat of that person that wet themselves.
Not 1oo% guaranteed to keep you dry

Gore-Tex

Exactly why I wear a mask on my ass too. Plus no one smells my gas.

One might call it a gas mask.

Double carbon ultrafiltration.

Dude, I’m flattered, but I’m not really look to date right now.

Can the coronavirus be spread through farts?
https://nypost.com/2020/04/20/can-the-c ... ugh-farts/

I had a hell of a time reading thought this article and maintaining sanity.

Tagg pondered whether flatulence itself is an “aerosol-generating procedure.” (His determination: yes.) A recent study, in fact, suggested a post-flush toilet plume could even be cause for concern when it comes to spreading the coronavirus via “aerosolized feces.” Plus, scientists have confirmed that fecal-oral transmission itself is an issue due to the presence of the virus in poop, which is why health officials in Oregon and New York have even cautioned against oral contact with feces during sex.