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Pvanderzee
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Location: Bow Joined: Tue Apr 2, 2013 Posts: 2688
Real Name: Phill
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Tonight, I kept hearing a weird noise, and I kept thinking to myself "Did somebody trap a fly in bottle or something?" Then I remembered. Yesterday, since I was having trouble swatting a particularly loud fly because of where it landed, I sucked it up with my Milwaukee wet vac. Apparently it's still trying to get out of the wet vac. There's another fly in the room now. Might give it some company.
_________________Sinus211 wrote: Z66 and I still fuck on the regular. zombie66 wrote: Mikey is a Bossy Bottom.....
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usrifle
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Location: RENTON Joined: Fri Mar 25, 2011 Posts: 20771
Real Name: John
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Pvanderzee wrote: Tonight, I kept hearing a weird noise, and I kept thinking to myself "Did somebody trap a fly in bottle or something?" Then I remembered. Yesterday, since I was having trouble swatting a particularly loud fly because of where it landed, I sucked it up with my Milwaukee wet vac. Apparently it's still trying to get out of the wet vac. There's another fly in the room now. Might give it some company. Get that little bastard.
_________________ Mr. Q wrote: so basically, if you have to smoke some asshole, make sure they become fertilizer and then Bounce? got it.
Guntrader wrote: Huh, maybe I was an asshole.
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WaJim
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Location: Tacoma Wa Joined: Tue Oct 8, 2013 Posts: 16607
Real Name: George Bailey
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usrifle wrote: Pvanderzee wrote: Tonight, I kept hearing a weird noise, and I kept thinking to myself "Did somebody trap a fly in bottle or something?" Then I remembered. Yesterday, since I was having trouble swatting a particularly loud fly because of where it landed, I sucked it up with my Milwaukee wet vac. Apparently it's still trying to get out of the wet vac. There's another fly in the room now. Might give it some company. Get that little bastard. If its a wet/dry vac you could start a 'bug wash'....hot soapy water.
_________________ "Remove one freedom per generation and soon you will have no freedom and no one would have noticed."......Carl Marx
"Let us Cross the river and sit in the shade of the trees" .....Stonewall Jackson
T. Jefferson "....the tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants. it is it's natural manure"
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JohnMBrowning
Location: Bothell Joined: Sat Sep 12, 2015 Posts: 4872
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Waking up and getting out of bed at 5:45 this morning..... slightly hungover.... But at least the pork butts got on the smoker by 6:45!!! There's a good chance they will be done in time for dinner at a reasonable time.
_________________ Plan B is actually repeating Plan A.... it just involves much more alcohol.
Of the ten voices I hear in my head, only three keep telling me NOT to shoot.... Do I go with the majority or common sense?
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Caveman Jim
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Location: In my Cave near the Cloquallum Joined: Thu Sep 26, 2013 Posts: 7788
Real Name: Jim Sr.
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_________________"You are either with us...as Americans. Or, You are against us. There is no IN BETWEEN." ??? "We cannot negotiate with those who say, 'What's mine is mine, and what's yours is negotiable.'" JFK "Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety” -Ben Franklin MadPick wrote: I don't think you beat your children enough.
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Sun May 02, 2021 8:37 am |
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RockHopper
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Location: Tulsa, Ok Joined: Mon Nov 25, 2013 Posts: 2324
Real Name: Jeremy
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One of my roomies set a cup of red fruit juice on top of my wallet and hat, and of course it fucking dumped. BOTH of them sitting within 10' when I discovered it....and neither of these bitches able to man up and simply apologize. It isn't like they're responsible for gravity....right?
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Mon May 03, 2021 7:43 am |
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OhShoot!
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Location: Bellingham Canada Joined: Thu Jan 3, 2013 Posts: 4999
Real Name: Josheewa
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RockHopper wrote: One of my roomies set a cup of red fruit juice on top of my wallet and hat, and of course it fucking dumped. BOTH of them sitting within 10' when I discovered it....and neither of these bitches able to man up and simply apologize. It isn't like they're responsible for gravity....right? Buy them each a sippy cup and throw away the rest of the cups in the house.
_________________ It must be frustrating always being the smartest person in the room.-Jagerbomber35
Divided we fall.
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Mon May 03, 2021 8:29 am |
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TechnoWeenie
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Location: Nova Laboratories Joined: Tue Oct 25, 2011 Posts: 18454
Real Name: Johnny 5
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Hearing WSP/PCSO call out obstructed license plates.....
'CHARLES THREE FIVE TRAILER BALL ZERO DAVID'
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'SIX TWO TRAILER HITCH BOY LINCOLN'
I dunno, it's stupid, but it makes me smile sometimes.
_________________NO DISASSEMBLE!Thomas Paine wrote: "He that would make his own liberty secure, must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty, he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself."
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Isildur
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Location: The banana belt of Sequim Joined: Thu Feb 25, 2016 Posts: 2299
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Wow, All us volunteers at the Sequim PD get smacked by the duty sergeant if we fail to use proper phonetics over the air... they really want it used.
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Tue May 04, 2021 12:12 pm |
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Pvanderzee
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Location: Bow Joined: Tue Apr 2, 2013 Posts: 2688
Real Name: Phill
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Isildur wrote: Wow, All us volunteers at the Sequim PD get smacked by the duty sergeant if we fail to use proper phonetics over the air... they really want it used. There are only two correct letters on that whole chart.
_________________Sinus211 wrote: Z66 and I still fuck on the regular. zombie66 wrote: Mikey is a Bossy Bottom.....
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Tue May 04, 2021 12:13 pm |
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TechnoWeenie
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Location: Nova Laboratories Joined: Tue Oct 25, 2011 Posts: 18454
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Pvanderzee wrote: Isildur wrote: Wow, All us volunteers at the Sequim PD get smacked by the duty sergeant if we fail to use proper phonetics over the air... they really want it used. There are only two correct letters on that whole chart. Nope. Different phonetic alphabets. I got 'the talk' numerous times when I used Alpha Bravo Charlie instead of Adam Boy Charles... Dispatchers in the U.S. use the Adam Boy Charles phonetics almost exclusively..for whatever reason..
_________________NO DISASSEMBLE!Thomas Paine wrote: "He that would make his own liberty secure, must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty, he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself."
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Tue May 04, 2021 12:24 pm |
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AR15L
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Location: Nampa, Idaho Joined: Thu Mar 17, 2011 Posts: 19463
Real Name: Rick
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What the hell was wrong with the .mil version?
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Tue May 04, 2021 12:29 pm |
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TechnoWeenie
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Location: Nova Laboratories Joined: Tue Oct 25, 2011 Posts: 18454
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Isildur wrote: Wow, All us volunteers at the Sequim PD get smacked by the duty sergeant if we fail to use proper phonetics over the air... they really want it used.
Not sure if you missed where I pointed out that the plates were obstructed... Attachment: qu43553_c1_800.jpg '375 Tacoma, I'll be on traffic, northbound I5 just south of 512, on Washington obstructed, Boy Six Trailer Ball Six Two One David, older model green and white Ford pickup'
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_________________NO DISASSEMBLE!Thomas Paine wrote: "He that would make his own liberty secure, must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty, he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself."
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Tue May 04, 2021 12:33 pm |
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WaJim
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Location: Tacoma Wa Joined: Tue Oct 8, 2013 Posts: 16607
Real Name: George Bailey
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Couple threads continue to be dick measuring contests....
Kinda makes me wanna be admin.
_________________ "Remove one freedom per generation and soon you will have no freedom and no one would have noticed."......Carl Marx
"Let us Cross the river and sit in the shade of the trees" .....Stonewall Jackson
T. Jefferson "....the tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants. it is it's natural manure"
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Tue May 04, 2021 1:28 pm |
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MadPick
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Location: Renton, WA Joined: Sun Mar 13, 2011 Posts: 52032
Real Name: Steve
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WaJim wrote: Kinda makes me wanna be admin. Maybe we need a "be a moderator for a day" contest . . . hmmm.
_________________SteveBenefactor Life Member, National Rifle AssociationLife Member, Second Amendment FoundationPatriot & Life Member, Gun Owners of AmericaLife Member, Citizens Committee for the Right to Keep and Bear ArmsLegal Action Supporter, Firearms Policy CoalitionMember, NAGR/NFGRPlease support the organizations that support all of us.Leave it cleaner than you found it.
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