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The Junk Email Thread
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Site Supporter   Location: Kentucky Joined: Fri Jan 16, 2015 Posts: 11082 
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Surprised we don't have one already...
First off: The emails from Steve and Dan don't count, so don't post those here. We all know they're mostly junk... Seems with everyone working from home the volume of junk emails has gone up. Some are almost convincing, others are wonderful examples of Engrish Post up what you get. I'll start: Quote: Your trial 2CXBXT-7NJLO-6TXJ will expire in 24 hours Dear Customer, #AWH209885 Your free trial period is almost over... How's it going so far? A payment method you provided will be used to continue your subscription. Due to the plan you chose you will be billed $89.99 per month as soon as your free trial will be expired To cancel the subscription, answer "Stop" _________________ You may be right, I may be crazy, but it just may be a lunatic you're looking for |
| Wed May 05, 2021 6:30 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: Deckerville Joined: Wed Jan 13, 2016 Posts: 2944 Real Name: Rob
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Emails with pics of members junk count?
Asking for a 'friend'. _________________ “The Democrats are playing you for a political chump and if you vote for them, not only are you a chump, you are a traitor to your race.”-Malcolm X |
| Wed May 05, 2021 6:41 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: Everson, WA Joined: Sun Jan 6, 2013 Posts: 28174 Real Name: Ace Winky
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I've been getting a rash of "squirter" emails.
_________________ Why does the Penguin in Batman sound like a duck? Because the eagle sounds like a hawk. |
| Wed May 05, 2021 6:45 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: Nampa, Idaho Joined: Thu Mar 17, 2011 Posts: 19461 Real Name: Rick
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I get some from something with the letters IRS. They all sound like BS to me so I just delete them.
_________________ ‘What’s the point of being a citizen if an illegal gets all the benefits’ |
| Wed May 05, 2021 6:58 pm |
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Site Moderator   Location: Marysville Joined: Thu Mar 22, 2012 Posts: 13502 Real Name: Mike
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Pablo wrote: I've been getting a rash of "squirter" emails. Based on your new location those should quickly transition to beastiality. _________________ Licensed/Bonded/Insured Hardwood Floor Installer/Finisher http://www.hardwoodfloorsnw.com/ |
| Wed May 05, 2021 9:00 pm |
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Site Supporter Location: Kentucky Joined: Fri Jan 16, 2015 Posts: 11082
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Sinus211 wrote: Pablo wrote: I've been getting a rash of "squirter" emails. Based on your new location those should quickly transition to beastiality. Why? He didn't move to Enumclaw _________________ You may be right, I may be crazy, but it just may be a lunatic you're looking for |
| Wed May 05, 2021 9:06 pm |
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Site Moderator Location: Marysville Joined: Thu Mar 22, 2012 Posts: 13502 Real Name: Mike
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RocketScott wrote: Sinus211 wrote: Pablo wrote: I've been getting a rash of "squirter" emails. Based on your new location those should quickly transition to beastiality. Why? He didn't move to Enumclaw Convenience? It’s a longer walk to get to the bar than the barn. _________________ Licensed/Bonded/Insured Hardwood Floor Installer/Finisher http://www.hardwoodfloorsnw.com/ |
| Wed May 05, 2021 9:23 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: South Seattle Joined: Thu May 2, 2013 Posts: 12474 Real Name: Steve
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| Wed May 05, 2021 9:25 pm |
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Site Supporter Location: Kentucky Joined: Fri Jan 16, 2015 Posts: 11082
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Rick doesn't have a barn...
_________________ You may be right, I may be crazy, but it just may be a lunatic you're looking for |
| Wed May 05, 2021 9:32 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: Unincorporated Rural Pierce County Joined: Mon Feb 24, 2020 Posts: 1804
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I get one that's supposed to make me think my Norton subscription (which I never had) had expired. Has the logos and everything.
...but in the text they actually misspelled the product as "Notron". ETA: I just remembered that I got a screen shot on my phone for this. Everybody knows they can't leave their PC unprotested. Attachment: InkedIMG_1304_LI.jpg You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post. _________________ Liberals never met a slippery slope they didn't grease. I wish technology solved people issues. It seems to just reveal them. |
| Wed May 05, 2021 9:49 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: The banana belt of MT Joined: Wed Dec 30, 2015 Posts: 8584 Real Name: Brian
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I got an email on Craigslist for the BMW we're selling, full price offer, will give you a $1000 up front to pull the ad and hold it for us, but we'll need all this personal info from you first....name, address, bank acct number to transfer funds, etc.
LOL. _________________ "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."- Hunter S. Thompson |
| Thu May 06, 2021 4:03 am |
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Site Supporter Location: Everson, WA Joined: Sun Jan 6, 2013 Posts: 28174 Real Name: Ace Winky
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sportsdad60 wrote: I got an email on Craigslist for the BMW we're selling, full price offer, will give you a $1000 up front to pull the ad and hold it for us, but we'll need all this personal info from you first....name, address, bank acct number to transfer funds, etc. LOL. $1000 CASH and then give him BS personal info. _________________ Why does the Penguin in Batman sound like a duck? Because the eagle sounds like a hawk. |
| Thu May 06, 2021 4:58 am |
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Site Supporter Location: The banana belt of MT Joined: Wed Dec 30, 2015 Posts: 8584 Real Name: Brian
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Pablo wrote: sportsdad60 wrote: I got an email on Craigslist for the BMW we're selling, full price offer, will give you a $1000 up front to pull the ad and hold it for us, but we'll need all this personal info from you first....name, address, bank acct number to transfer funds, etc. LOL. $1000 CASH and then give him BS personal info. I gave them the White house address. _________________ "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."- Hunter S. Thompson |
| Thu May 06, 2021 5:27 am |
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Site Supporter Location: Everson, WA Joined: Sun Jan 6, 2013 Posts: 28174 Real Name: Ace Winky
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sportsdad60 wrote: Pablo wrote: sportsdad60 wrote: I got an email on Craigslist for the BMW we're selling, full price offer, will give you a $1000 up front to pull the ad and hold it for us, but we'll need all this personal info from you first....name, address, bank acct number to transfer funds, etc. LOL. $1000 CASH and then give him BS personal info. I gave them the White house address. That or Steve's is fine. _________________ Why does the Penguin in Batman sound like a duck? Because the eagle sounds like a hawk. |
| Thu May 06, 2021 5:32 am |
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Site Supporter Location: Kentucky Joined: Fri Jan 16, 2015 Posts: 11082
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Quote: Dear friend, I write this letter with heart full of sincerity and tension. My name is Mrs Lariba Azima Ozturk, wife of General Akin Ozturk, former four-star General in the Turkish Air Force who served as the 30th Commander of the Turkish Air Force until August 4, 2015,After his expiration as commander, he continued his duty as a member of the Supreme Military Council. My husband was arrested on 16 July 2016 on charges of having played a leading role in the failed 2016 Turkish coup d'? at attempt of 15 July. He was stripped of all his military ranks and indicted for offenses against public order, terrorism, conspiracy and treason. my husband had earlier denied the allegation with proof and evidence that he never participated in the failed coup. Our house has been surrendered by armed police officers and state police. When my husband noticed unrest with Turkish Government, all his life savings was withdrawn from the bank, including some Gold and diamond substance. My husband kept them in security company Bank with the help of embassy here in Istanbul Turkey. My husband has been humiliated by the Government and has been in detention without proper medication and food. I am under house arrest including all the entire family of Gene In the mean time, kindly send me your telephone number, full names, address, occupation and any of your identification card. I will be waiting for your urgent response as the case may be.Send your response to my private email,laribaozturk@gmail.com Thanks, Mrs Lariba Azima Ozturk, Trukey _________________ You may be right, I may be crazy, but it just may be a lunatic you're looking for |
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