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Thanks, Chuck. With all I'm dealing with settling my aunt's affairs, I needed the laugh.

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I’m not going to say who…. but a friend just called and asked if I would loan her $1300 to help pay her rent. Those who know me, know that I’m always willing to help out friends & family. I told her to give me some time to think about it and I would call her back. Before I called her back, her brother called to let me know that she was lying and not to give her the money !! He went on to say that the real reason she wanted the $1300 was to get her boyfriend out of jail so she could be under the same roof as him for his birthday
I thought about it for a minute and decided to give her the money anyway because we all need help at times.
A couple of hours later I get a call from the police station. It was her - crying, screaming and asking why I gave her counterfeit money
My response…. so you and your boyfriend could be under the same roof for his birthday!

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Epilogue: She didn't jump.

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What did the two tampons talk about?


Nothing; because they're both stuck up cu*ts.

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why do witches not wear underwear?



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I thought it so they would have a better grip....


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We had new neighbors move in with their RV the other day.
Wife said "He kisses her, strokes her hair, rubs her bum so lovingly, why don't YOU do that?!?!"

I said "give me some time honey, I haven't met her yet"

Yeah, I'm sleeping in a tent down near the gulf coast tonight....

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