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Diamondback
Location: Sodom & Gomorrah on Puget Sound Joined: Wed Nov 21, 2012 Posts: 1658
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Thanks, Chuck. With all I'm dealing with settling my aunt's affairs, I needed the laugh.
_________________ Joe Biden is not now, nor will he EVER be, my President. Psalms 109:8 #F---JoeBiden - NRA & SAF LIFE MEMBER The NRA: Fighting Democrat Terrorists with Military-Style Assault Weapons Since 1871.
What have YOU done to defend your gun rights against the idiots in DC and Olympia today?
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AR15L
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Location: Nampa, Idaho Joined: Thu Mar 17, 2011 Posts: 19463
Real Name: Rick
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I’m not going to say who…. but a friend just called and asked if I would loan her $1300 to help pay her rent. Those who know me, know that I’m always willing to help out friends & family. I told her to give me some time to think about it and I would call her back. Before I called her back, her brother called to let me know that she was lying and not to give her the money !! He went on to say that the real reason she wanted the $1300 was to get her boyfriend out of jail so she could be under the same roof as him for his birthday I thought about it for a minute and decided to give her the money anyway because we all need help at times. A couple of hours later I get a call from the police station. It was her - crying, screaming and asking why I gave her counterfeit money My response…. so you and your boyfriend could be under the same roof for his birthday!
_________________ ‘What’s the point of being a citizen if an illegal gets all the benefits’
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jukk0u
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Location: Lynnwood and at large Joined: Wed May 1, 2013 Posts: 21271
Real Name: Vick Lagina
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_________________ “Finding ‘common ground’ with the thinking of evil men is a fool’s errand” ~ Herschel Smith
"The said Constitution shall never be construed to authorize Congress to prevent the people of the United States who are peaceable citizens from keeping their own arms." ~ Samuel Adams
“A return to First Principles in a Republic is sometimes caused by simple virtues of a single man. His good example has such an influence that the good men strive to imitate him, and the wicked are ashamed to lead a life so contrary to his example. Before all else, be armed!” ~ Niccolo Machiavelli
Láodòng zhèng zhūwèi zìyóu
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Diamondback
Location: Sodom & Gomorrah on Puget Sound Joined: Wed Nov 21, 2012 Posts: 1658
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Epilogue: She didn't jump.
_________________ Joe Biden is not now, nor will he EVER be, my President. Psalms 109:8 #F---JoeBiden - NRA & SAF LIFE MEMBER The NRA: Fighting Democrat Terrorists with Military-Style Assault Weapons Since 1871.
What have YOU done to defend your gun rights against the idiots in DC and Olympia today?
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jukk0u
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Location: Lynnwood and at large Joined: Wed May 1, 2013 Posts: 21271
Real Name: Vick Lagina
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What did the two tampons talk about?
Nothing; because they're both stuck up cu*ts.
_________________ “Finding ‘common ground’ with the thinking of evil men is a fool’s errand” ~ Herschel Smith
"The said Constitution shall never be construed to authorize Congress to prevent the people of the United States who are peaceable citizens from keeping their own arms." ~ Samuel Adams
“A return to First Principles in a Republic is sometimes caused by simple virtues of a single man. His good example has such an influence that the good men strive to imitate him, and the wicked are ashamed to lead a life so contrary to his example. Before all else, be armed!” ~ Niccolo Machiavelli
Láodòng zhèng zhūwèi zìyóu
FJB
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cmica
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Location: I-5 /512 Joined: Thu Dec 8, 2011 Posts: 15231
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why do witches not wear underwear? - Spoiler: show
- their always riding wood
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Mange
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Location: puyallup Joined: Sun Nov 25, 2018 Posts: 215
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cmica wrote: why do witches not wear underwear? - Spoiler: show
- their always riding wood
I thought it so they would have a better grip....
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TechnoWeenie
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Location: Nova Laboratories Joined: Tue Oct 25, 2011 Posts: 18456
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Why don't cannibals eat KKK members? - Spoiler: show
- They taste like sheet.
_________________NO DISASSEMBLE!Thomas Paine wrote: "He that would make his own liberty secure, must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty, he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself."
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AR15L
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Location: Nampa, Idaho Joined: Thu Mar 17, 2011 Posts: 19463
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_________________ ‘What’s the point of being a citizen if an illegal gets all the benefits’
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Pablo
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Location: Everson, WA Joined: Sun Jan 6, 2013 Posts: 28178
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_________________ Why does the Penguin in Batman sound like a duck?
Because the eagle sounds like a hawk.
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NWGunner
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Location: South Seattle Joined: Thu May 2, 2013 Posts: 12475
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TechnoWeenie
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Location: Nova Laboratories Joined: Tue Oct 25, 2011 Posts: 18456
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What do nazis do at night after hunting? - Spoiler: show
- Tell stories around mein kampfire.
_________________NO DISASSEMBLE!Thomas Paine wrote: "He that would make his own liberty secure, must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty, he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself."
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AR15L
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surevaliance
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Location: AZ Joined: Fri Aug 17, 2018 Posts: 6794
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Doesn’t it suck that when the end of world comes and you are sober? That’s why there’re alcoholics! They are always prepared!
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sportsdad60
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Location: The banana belt of MT Joined: Wed Dec 30, 2015 Posts: 8587
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We had new neighbors move in with their RV the other day. Wife said "He kisses her, strokes her hair, rubs her bum so lovingly, why don't YOU do that?!?!"
I said "give me some time honey, I haven't met her yet"
Yeah, I'm sleeping in a tent down near the gulf coast tonight....
_________________ "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."- Hunter S. Thompson
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