17 story waterslide anyone??
Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:05 pm
HOlY BEATLE JUICEhttp://instinctmagazine.com/post/worlds ... video-tour
"Verrukt," which translates into "insane" in German, is being touted as the world's tallest waterslide and already seared itself in our nightmares when its construction was announced back in November.
Now the Kansas City, Kansas based waterslide of terror, which you'll find at Schlitterbahn Kansas City Waterpark, has a virtual tour video that will inevitably find a way to haunt our dreams.
17 stories high (taller than Brazil's 134.5 foot tall "Insano"). 264 steps to get to the top. 65 miles per hour speed. (And those seemingly low sides!!)The slide at Kansas City's Schlitterbahn park will debut May 23, when the park opens for the season, according to the Kansas City Star.
Watch!
Re: 17 story waterslide anyone??
Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:27 pm
God help you if they lose water 1/2 way down the slide.... Your ass will look like a well done piece of Bacon! 
Re: 17 story waterslide anyone??
Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:42 pm
Yes please.
Re: 17 story waterslide anyone??
Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:08 pm
That's gonna be a 65mph enema! You'll be squirtin' water out of your bunghole for the next couple of hours.
Re: 17 story waterslide anyone??
Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:24 pm
That's pretty cool indeed, nice!
Re: 17 story waterslide anyone??
Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:30 pm
When this sum bitch open?!?! Road trip anyone?
Re: 17 story waterslide anyone??
Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:34 pm
Soldier_Citizen wrote:When this sum bitch open?!?! Road trip anyone?
last line
i'll be out of town for 3 months when it opens
Re: 17 story waterslide anyone??
Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:34 pm
FUCK YES!
Re: 17 story waterslide anyone??
Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:40 pm
cmica wrote:Soldier_Citizen wrote:When this sum bitch open?!?! Road trip anyone?
last line
i'll be out of town for 3 months when it opens
You expect me to read past the "65 MPH"?
Re: 17 story waterslide anyone??
Tue Jan 14, 2014 12:36 am
My swim trunks would be so far up my ass I would be using them for dental floss.
No thanks.
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No thanks.
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Re: 17 story waterslide anyone??
Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:21 am
Soldier_Citizen wrote:When this sum bitch open?!?! Road trip anyone?
Hmm I was thinking we could take my TDI.
Re: 17 story waterslide anyone??
Tue Jan 14, 2014 7:46 am
Wedgies and missing bikini tops.
Re: 17 story waterslide anyone??
Tue Jan 14, 2014 7:58 am
I will be more than happy to watch.
Re: 17 story waterslide anyone??
Tue Jan 14, 2014 8:06 am
would love to try it!
disappointed there wasn't a bikini girl "demo-ing" the slide in the video.
disappointed there wasn't a bikini girl "demo-ing" the slide in the video.
Re: 17 story waterslide anyone??
Tue Jan 14, 2014 8:11 am
What's the video mean by, "you and three friends." Do you go down in groups of four?