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xman
Location: washington Joined: Sun Dec 15, 2013 Posts: 453
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This morning at 4:30 a drunk bitch in a 2009-2014 Honda Acura TL crashed into my driveway gate. Caught it on the surveillance camera. There was part of her bumper and an empty can of Red Hook IPA by the gate. She stood in front of her car for 10 minutes yelling and making hand gestures at passing cars.
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Wed Feb 19, 2020 5:20 pm |
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Pablo
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Location: Everson, WA Joined: Sun Jan 6, 2013 Posts: 28149
Real Name: Ace Winky
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xman wrote: This morning at 4:30 a drunk bitch in a 2009-2014 Honda Acura TL crashed into my driveway gate. Caught it on the surveillance camera. There was part of her bumper and an empty can of Red Hook IPA by the gate. She stood in front of her car for 10 minutes yelling and making hand gestures at passing cars. Wow. Nice. No LP ID?
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Wed Feb 19, 2020 5:32 pm |
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xman
Location: washington Joined: Sun Dec 15, 2013 Posts: 453
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Pablo wrote: xman wrote: This morning at 4:30 a drunk bitch in a 2009-2014 Honda Acura TL crashed into my driveway gate. Caught it on the surveillance camera. There was part of her bumper and an empty can of Red Hook IPA by the gate. She stood in front of her car for 10 minutes yelling and making hand gestures at passing cars. Wow. Nice. No LP ID? IR lights make the reflective paint glow too much to read.
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Wed Feb 19, 2020 6:23 pm |
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Wetpaperbag
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Location: olympia Joined: Sat Sep 21, 2013 Posts: 3783
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Big guys, and gals, who don't know how to wash their ass. I was at Cabelas the other day and I walked by these two double wides and I had to leave the isle. Hot garbage would have been an upgrade. This isn't the first time I've been near someone who's waist was bigger than their inseam that smelled like two sweaty opossum bigfoot used to wipe his ass then left out a hot summer night with no breeze. Scrub people, your stench is contributing to climate change and is hazardous to the environment and air quality.
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Mediumrarechicken
Location: Puyallup Joined: Thu Aug 16, 2012 Posts: 9065
Real Name: Richard Fitzwelliner
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Wetpaperbag wrote: Big guys, and gals, who don't know how to wash their ass. I was at Cabelas the other day and I walked by these two double wides and I had to leave the isle. Hot garbage would have been an upgrade. This isn't the first time I've been near someone who's waist was bigger than their inseam that smelled like two sweaty opossum bigfoot used to wipe his ass then left out a hot summer night with no breeze. Scrub people, your stench is contributing to climate change and is hazardous to the environment and air quality. Try working on an armored truck when its 90 out with a guy that smells like a bad onion you can smell 10 ft away and looks like he sprinkles parmesan cheese on his hair....
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WaJim
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Location: Tacoma Wa Joined: Tue Oct 8, 2013 Posts: 16607
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xman wrote: Pablo wrote: xman wrote: This morning at 4:30 a drunk bitch in a 2009-2014 Honda Acura TL crashed into my driveway gate. Caught it on the surveillance camera. There was part of her bumper and an empty can of Red Hook IPA by the gate. She stood in front of her car for 10 minutes yelling and making hand gestures at passing cars. Wow. Nice. No LP ID? IR lights make the reflective paint glow too much to read. All late model car painted parts include a little sticker that have the Vin Number of the car they belong to. Check your bumper piece maybe you'll get lucky.
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Thu Feb 20, 2020 10:48 am |
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xman
Location: washington Joined: Sun Dec 15, 2013 Posts: 453
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It has a part number and a calendar type code on the part. That is how I figured out the year range and model. Black car because there is black paint all over the gate. The other code could be the VIN but I doubt the Sheriff will do anything over a $250 damaged gate. Last year a similar thing happened so I bought some spare gate panels.
Funny thing is she had her blinker on and turned into my closed gate. When she drove away it looked like she turned her blinker on again 2 driveways down the road. I cant tell if she turned into another driveway because there are trees blocking the view. Im thinking she might be one of my new neighbors.
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Thu Feb 20, 2020 12:28 pm |
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Pvanderzee
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Location: Bow Joined: Tue Apr 2, 2013 Posts: 2688
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xman wrote: It has a part number and a calendar type code on the part. That is how I figured out the year range and model. Black car because there is black paint all over the gate. The other code could be the VIN but I doubt the Sheriff will do anything over a $250 damaged gate. Last year a similar thing happened so I bought some spare gate panels.
Funny thing is she had her blinker on and turned into my closed gate. When she drove away it looked like she turned her blinker on again 2 driveways down the road. I cant tell if she turned into another driveway because there are trees blocking the view. Im thinking she might be one of my new neighbors. Sounds like you might take a walk in the evening to look for bumper-less cars in order to return her car part. Along with a bill for damages.
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Pablo
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Location: Everson, WA Joined: Sun Jan 6, 2013 Posts: 28149
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_________________ Why does the Penguin in Batman sound like a duck?
Because the eagle sounds like a hawk.
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Mon Feb 24, 2020 5:19 pm |
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usrifle
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Location: RENTON Joined: Fri Mar 25, 2011 Posts: 20748
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Juk would hit it.
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Mon Feb 24, 2020 5:27 pm |
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Pablo
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Location: Everson, WA Joined: Sun Jan 6, 2013 Posts: 28149
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usrifle wrote: Juk would hit it. Like moss on the shady lawn!
_________________ Why does the Penguin in Batman sound like a duck?
Because the eagle sounds like a hawk.
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Mon Feb 24, 2020 5:37 pm |
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AR15L
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Location: Nampa, Idaho Joined: Thu Mar 17, 2011 Posts: 19386
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Funny this thread comes up. Since I've gotten my "box", I've binged watched the last three seasons and even the one last night.
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laneends
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Location: Kent Joined: Mon Sep 9, 2013 Posts: 576
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What kind of person flushes an m8x30 Allen cap screw down a vacuum toilet! Cocksucker's can burn in hell!
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L_O_G
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Location: South Seattle Joined: Thu Sep 22, 2011 Posts: 13485
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Massivedesign
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Location: Olympia, WA Joined: Fri Mar 11, 2011 Posts: 38290
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Time for a glitter bomb
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