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sportsdad60
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Location: The banana belt of MT
Joined: Wed Dec 30, 2015
Posts: 8587
Real Name: Brian
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$2,000 REWARD
So pissed right now I hope these son’s of bitches get caught he doesn’t deserve this. Someone broke into Pablo's vehicle & they’ve taken a load of stuff that was in there including his clothes & other things required for work! If anyone comes across any garage sales or Facebook posts selling any of it or is offered any of the listed items please let me know or you can message me discretion is assured. Reward has been offered for information leading to the recovery of these items.
Items stolen
1 x 18” light up sparkle unicorn dildo
1 x gimp gag mask (it has a sequin finish)
1 x large tube of tuna flavored lube
1 x Cucumber
1 x signed photo of Russell Wilson
1 x Latex glove with novelty fingers
1 x rope
1 x bag of cable ties
1 x pair of nipple tassels
1 x roll of gaffer tape
1 x Anal butt plug
2 x pink fur lined handcuffs
1 x Paddle
1 x 36" 2 headed dildo
And 1 x deluxe inflatable goat.
2 x Garden Gnomes
Reward for any info...
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Pablo
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Location: Everson, WA
Joined: Sun Jan 6, 2013
Posts: 28187
Real Name: Ace Winky
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The hell?????
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Why does the Penguin in Batman sound like a duck?
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Traut
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Location: Downtown Newcastle
Joined: Sat Mar 5, 2016
Posts: 3448
Real Name: Traut
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Sounds like an insurance scam to me. With retirement looming he don't need half that stuff any more and is probably trying to cash in or upgrade.
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I always thought growing old would take a lot longer.....
So, when does that "Old enough to know better" shit kick in???
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Selador
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Location: Index
Joined: Thu Aug 23, 2012
Posts: 12963
Real Name: Jeff
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The guy who stole all that has to be a real pervert!
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Eagle Chaplain
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Location: England
Joined: Wed Apr 29, 2015
Posts: 2954
Real Name: Michael
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Selador wrote: The guy who stole all that has to be a real pervert! So that means half of the site fits the suspect's description.
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Pablo
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Location: Everson, WA
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Posts: 28187
Real Name: Ace Winky
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Selador wrote: The guy who stole all that has to be a real pervert! The fact that sd60 rattled that shit off in a post is plain disturbing. No one has any hunting or camping trips planned with him??
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Why does the Penguin in Batman sound like a duck?
Because the eagle sounds like a hawk.
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AR15L
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Location: Nampa, Idaho
Joined: Thu Mar 17, 2011
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Real Name: Rick
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Pablo wrote: Selador wrote: The guy who stole all that has to be a real pervert! The fact that sd60 rattled that shit off in a post is plain disturbing. No one has any hunting or camping trips planned with him?? Not any more.
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Pablo
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Location: Everson, WA
Joined: Sun Jan 6, 2013
Posts: 28187
Real Name: Ace Winky
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 Looking for your flashlight in my sleeping bag my ass..............
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Why does the Penguin in Batman sound like a duck?
Because the eagle sounds like a hawk.
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Eagle Chaplain
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Location: England
Joined: Wed Apr 29, 2015
Posts: 2954
Real Name: Michael
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Pablo wrote: icon_eek
Looking for your flashlight in my sleeping bag my ass.............. I don't want to know about you putting his flashlight in your ass.
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Pablo
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Location: Everson, WA
Joined: Sun Jan 6, 2013
Posts: 28187
Real Name: Ace Winky
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Eagle Chaplain wrote: Pablo wrote: icon_eek
Looking for your flashlight in my sleeping bag my ass.............. I don't want to know about you putting his flashlight in your ass. That seems to be the first place he wants to look
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Why does the Penguin in Batman sound like a duck?
Because the eagle sounds like a hawk.
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WaJim
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Location: Tacoma Wa
Joined: Tue Oct 8, 2013
Posts: 16607
Real Name: George Bailey
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Call for a no-knock warrant at Jukk0u Island.
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beckdw
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Location: Tri -Cities
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Real Name: David
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It's just some good natured ribbing... although based on the list you've been getting plenty already [emoji38]
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jukk0u
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Location: Lynnwood and at large
Joined: Wed May 1, 2013
Posts: 21289
Real Name: Vick Lagina
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Muthir Fracking muthir frackers who can't return a muthir fracking telephone call within seven fracking days even with me reaching out to the muthir fracker three times.
And muthir frackers (a different muthir fracker) who take orders on shite with a promise of installation within a month which turns into 2 months when the installation scheduling call finally arrives, and then TWO postponements turning it into 2.5 months with the last call saying "I'm still trying to find out where your product is..."
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Arisaka
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Location: Tacoma
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Do they even make 18” dildoes? If so, why?
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Pablo
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Location: Everson, WA
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Real Name: Ace Winky
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Arisaka wrote: Do they even make 18” dildoes? If so, why? Jay Inslee
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