What has pissed you off today?

[Grantizzle]

House hunting. Can't find anything that fits our criteria that doesn't sell within a day or two.

Buy mine.

Acreage in snohomish or skagit county?

[Sissyboy]

House hunting. Can't find anything that fits our criteria that doesn't sell within a day or two.

Right there with you.

[clay]

House hunting. Can't find anything that fits our criteria that doesn't sell within a day or two.

Buy mine.

Acreage in snohomish or skagit county?

We're looking for the same thing.

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[mcyclonegt]

Plenty of acreage for sale down south.

[usrifle]

Lets see...
Big fight with wifey

Accountant fucked up taxes

had to return my new eyeglasses because they sucked.

Went somewhere else to get glasses and figured out the first place fucked me by getting authorization for two pairs and it will take the refund 4-6 weeks to insurance so I had to pay out of pocket.

Stepped in some dogshit in the parking lot at the store and then found it when I reached down to figure out why my foot was slipping on the brake pedal.

Popped one of the stitches out of my little finger picking up a coffee table

Ex wife called and told me my 2nd daughter appears to have quit College.

Carrying box with Coffee table into house and raked a couple knuckles bloody.

...and now I still have to put the Coffee table and two end tables together before the Wife gets home.

Just Kill me already, this day sucked.

[bhpdrew]

Holy Women in Combat, usrilfe....
All I am pissed off about is that I had to stretch a 25 minute presentation to 90 minutes in class...
Because the prof forgot her notes and was going off my source material...

[usrifle]

Holy Women in Combat, usrilfe....
All I am pissed off about is that I had to stretch a 25 minute presentation to 90 minutes in class...
Because the prof forgot her notes and was going off my source material...

Yeah, it has been a rough one today.

[bhpdrew]

Get a blow job. I hear that helps.

[usrifle]

Get a blow job. I hear that helps.

You forget the 2nd line of my post.

"big fight with Wifey"

Ain't gonna happen tonight.

[bhpdrew]

A nondescript vehicle and $60...
Ask MadPick. He has experience.

[usrifle]

A nondescript vehicle and $60...
Ask MadPick. He has experience.

Now that is some funny shit.

Especially since my Truck is fucked and I am driving her 2nd car.

Oh, did I forget to mention my Truck is fucked?

[edogg]

So my wife has been using my jeep while her car is waiting for our paychecks to come in so we can replace the clutch. In the meantime, I'm taking Lyft to and from school.

So today I leave class, walk out of the school through the back entrance, light up a smoke, use my phone to summon a Lyft car, and sit down near the roadway, off the footpath in the grass. There's an official smoking area about 20-30 feet away, I'm technically outside of it, but I didn't see anything wrong, as I've been doing the same thing for the last couple weeks.

Not two minutes later, I hear above me in an exasperated female voice "The smoking section is over there" I look up from my phone and this woman is standing over me. Like, her feet are almost touching my leg, and she's standing RIGHT OVER me. "This is a smoke-free campus, and I don't need to be walking through your smoke. As an Instructor, I'm telling you--" By this point I'm already getting up. I'm in the wrong, outside of the smoking area, and I know it. She sounds like a bitch, but whatever. I take a step towards the smoking area. "NO" She thunders, getting even more of a nasal tone. "I'm telling you to put it out on the ground and take it into the smoking area!".

I just kind of blinked at her. "No" says I. "There's no point, I'm taking it into the smoking are--" She cuts me off this time "As an Instructor (she's saying this word like it gives her the power of god, or at least a cop), I am telling you to put it out ON THE GROUND" This last emphasis as I flick the still lit smoke over the short fence around the smoking area and head in after it "and take it into the smoking area" I mutter to myself "Oh fuck." as I leaned over to pick up the smoke. Bad idea. "DID YOU JUST USE PROFANITY TO ME!" She really got mad then. Out comes the cell phone. "What is your name?" She takes my fucking picture. I refused to give my name, she keeps demanding it over and over (with repeated "as an Instructor.."). I finally give her my fucking name just to get her to go the fuck away. She snaps her phone shut and straight up SWAGGERS away, like she just won some fucking grand prize.

I know not everyone likes cigarette smoke. I get it. And had she just asked me to move back inside the fence, I would have gladly complied. BUT FUCK YOU, BITCH, AND THE HIGH HORSE YOU RODE IN ON.

By the way, there's an ashtray right next to where I was sitting, even though it's "outside the smoking zone". You fucking cunt.

All the flak Cap is getting about this and nobody noticed that the teacher told him to litter when she said to throw his cigarette on the ground?

Idiot teacher...

[bhpdrew]

A nondescript vehicle and $60...
Ask MadPick. He has experience.

Now that is some funny shit.

Especially since my Truck is fucked and I am driving her 2nd car.

Oh, did I forget to mention my Truck is fucked?

[bhpdrew]

All the flak Cap is getting about this and nobody noticed that the teacher told him to litter when she said to throw his cigarette on the ground?

Idiot teacher...

Butts are not technically litter.

[Captain90s]

All the flak Cap is getting about this and nobody noticed that the teacher told him to litter when she said to throw his cigarette on the ground?

Idiot teacher...

Honestly, I'm just irritated that she was such a bitch about it. I would have gladly moved (and was in the process of doing so), but the whole way she handled the situation was just annoying.

And no, she wasn't telling me to leave the cigarette on the ground. She was telling me to put it out, carry it the twenty feet to the smoking area, and re light it. Which makes NO SENSE whatsoever.