My wife's ability to go through a drive thru and goddamn custom order every fucking thing she wants and then get pissed when everything isn't her way.

No more fucking drive thru, I am done

Being bitten this evening by every what I swear must be every single mosquito in the Northwest.

Little b*stards somehow managed to land at least 20 bites on me, and I couldn't have been outside at prime mosquito time, dusk, for more than two hours, doing outside tasks like mucking the chicken coop, that I haven't been able to do since being stupid and destroying my left shoulder and left upper arm. How the (swear word) they accomplished landing so many bites on my legs and upper arm and underneath my bra band I do not know--I was wearing khakis and a 3/4 sleeve lightweight sweater, meaning I have bites in places that should have been inaccessible.

I am now eating Benadryl like candy and thanking G-d for the wonder that is Johnson & Johnson's spray calamine, which also contains lidocaine. Putting betamethasone dipropionate ointment on every place I can reach, too.

On the upside, you guys don't have to worry about the Zika virus anymore...just stick me naked out in the front yard as a human mosquito attractant and call it good.

My XFINITY bill went up from $156 to $200 for the same service.

Somebody was parked, halfway blocking our road. My aunt asked them to please move and they told her to fuck off.

...and you then did what?

Just called the cops again. Nothing else we can do about it. This is a problem every year, we live on a smaller river and the beach is full of people every summer.

A lot of them are there to drink. Make noise all night. By the end of the summer the beach is half broken beer bottles.



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Just start pouring bleach in gas tanks... Doesn't take a whole lot. A cup or two will do

Yeah, always best not to get into an altercation over something stupid, but some times it's hard not to.

...and did the Cops even show up?

Normally no, but they did. When I left a few minutes later the vehicle was gone and so where the few that were parked on our 1 lane road.

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Nice.....Mission accomplished and no altercation.

Now is the perfect time to lay down some 2x4's loaded with screws in the grass, in a few weeks they will be covered up. Let the neighbors know not to venture off in the grass. Or put signs out that say no parking not responsible for damage to vehicles. All you have to do is sneak through the woods and slash tires.

That's not a bad idea......

I'm amazed that they'll walk up through the woods and our yard just to steel little shit like a car battery and trailer hitch. This is really getting old.

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Pulled in work at 6:30am this Sunday morning and watched the gypsy moth spray plane buzz me.
I didn't think anything of it.

Fast foward...

Left the building at 5:40pm. Walk to my car.
WTF IS THIS CRAP?!?!?!?
I have a black, mostly clean car. Not any more. The parking lot is at least three acres with not one day tree for hundreds or thousands of feet anywhere close to my car.
The entire thing is covered in a pitch like sticky shit that looks like it was sandblasted. On top of that, it was hot out as well.

Two & two... SHIT! That plane with it's poison chem trail fucked my car and every car in the lot!
I hope it comes off.

Call them tomorrow morning, and cancel. Flat out cancel the service.

I am willing to wager they knock at least $50 off the bill.

Re-think your service. Do you need it all?

Comcast is programmed to keep the cash flow. They will reduce it, believe me.

They were lined up today down to machias road. Not even summer yet. I stay away from there cause of the people.