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NWGunner
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Location: South Seattle Joined: Thu May 2, 2013 Posts: 12475
Real Name: Steve
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MadPick wrote: Fjordforder wrote: Forgot to make clear they were clearly lesbians. Your point is irrelevant. Yepper! Tell them you self-identify as... They'll think you're really progressive
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Mon Jul 08, 2019 7:56 pm |
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WaJim
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Location: Tacoma Wa Joined: Tue Oct 8, 2013 Posts: 16607
Real Name: George Bailey
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MadPick wrote: Fjordforder wrote: Forgot to make clear they were clearly lesbians. Your point is irrelevant. Yup, Dood as a Man ..your job is to try and show them the way back to the other side. ...or at least they could make you a Fjordforder sandwich. An Andrew squished between 2 chicks.
_________________ "Remove one freedom per generation and soon you will have no freedom and no one would have noticed."......Carl Marx
"Let us Cross the river and sit in the shade of the trees" .....Stonewall Jackson
T. Jefferson "....the tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants. it is it's natural manure"
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Mon Jul 08, 2019 8:01 pm |
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AR15L
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Location: Nampa, Idaho Joined: Thu Mar 17, 2011 Posts: 19469
Real Name: Rick
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"I just a lesbian trapped in a mans body".
_________________ ‘What’s the point of being a citizen if an illegal gets all the benefits’
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Mon Jul 08, 2019 8:02 pm |
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Fjordforder
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Location: Mason/Kitsap County Demilitarized Zone Joined: Wed Aug 7, 2013 Posts: 4543
Real Name: William Foster
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NWGunner wrote: Tell them you self-identify as... Yeah, that`s a good idea in Belfair. Like I said in the "Pissed you off Today" thread, in Belfair, for every scarred and grizzled old man with a "Dysfunctional Veteran - Do not Approach me" Hat is a tweaker stuffing used diapers in the ash trays. Yes, that happened the other day. Anyways, Belfair isn`t the place to "Identify" as anymore than you actually are.
_________________"To the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee! For hates sake I spit my last breath at thee! "Capt. Ahab I have never been, am not, and will NEVER be an NRA member. They sold me out a dozen times, just like they have you!"while CZ, SIG, FN, and Izhmash (hum...) are playing Hardball, American manufacturers are too busy playing Lawyerball." Want High end Russian military gear? PM me!
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Mon Jul 08, 2019 8:27 pm |
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WaJim
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Location: Tacoma Wa Joined: Tue Oct 8, 2013 Posts: 16607
Real Name: George Bailey
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Thinking Young William Foster.....may think one or both of said Lesbians May be packing a trousersnake?
_________________ "Remove one freedom per generation and soon you will have no freedom and no one would have noticed."......Carl Marx
"Let us Cross the river and sit in the shade of the trees" .....Stonewall Jackson
T. Jefferson "....the tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants. it is it's natural manure"
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Mon Jul 08, 2019 8:49 pm |
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PMB
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Joined: Wed Mar 6, 2013 Posts: 12018
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WaJim wrote: .
Thinking Young William Foster.....may think one or both of said Lesbians May be packing a trousersnake? Fucking killjoy.
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Mon Jul 08, 2019 8:50 pm |
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Arisaka
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Location: Tacoma Joined: Sat May 4, 2013 Posts: 6216
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Thou shalt not, in a thread named What Has Made Your Day Today, mention whatsoever the word trousersnake.
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Mon Jul 08, 2019 8:55 pm |
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WaJim
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Location: Tacoma Wa Joined: Tue Oct 8, 2013 Posts: 16607
Real Name: George Bailey
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PMB wrote: WaJim wrote: .
Thinking Young William Foster.....may think one or both of said Lesbians May be packing a trousersnake? Fucking killjoy.
_________________ "Remove one freedom per generation and soon you will have no freedom and no one would have noticed."......Carl Marx
"Let us Cross the river and sit in the shade of the trees" .....Stonewall Jackson
T. Jefferson "....the tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants. it is it's natural manure"
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Mon Jul 08, 2019 8:56 pm |
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PMB
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Joined: Wed Mar 6, 2013 Posts: 12018
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I was still trying to digest the information of 2 women walking into a hardware store asking for ropes and chains, and then you drop that atomic bomb on my mental processes.
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Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:05 pm |
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Fjordforder
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Location: Mason/Kitsap County Demilitarized Zone Joined: Wed Aug 7, 2013 Posts: 4543
Real Name: William Foster
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PMB wrote: :ROFLMAO: I was still trying to digest the information of 2 women walking into a hardware store asking for ropes and chains, and then you drop that atomic bomb on my mental processes. If you need anymore, we had an angry (tiny) customer get kicked out of the store today. 55 years old and throwing a fit like he`s 6 because we didn`t have a specialty bolt for his whatever weird foreign machine part. Just another day in the life.
_________________"To the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee! For hates sake I spit my last breath at thee! "Capt. Ahab I have never been, am not, and will NEVER be an NRA member. They sold me out a dozen times, just like they have you!"while CZ, SIG, FN, and Izhmash (hum...) are playing Hardball, American manufacturers are too busy playing Lawyerball." Want High end Russian military gear? PM me!
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Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:14 pm |
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RocketScott
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Location: Kentucky Joined: Fri Jan 16, 2015 Posts: 11097
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WaJim wrote: .
Thinking Young William Foster.....may think one or both of said Lesbians May be packing a trousersnake? I’ll just quote myself again... RocketScott wrote: Just go with it man, you never know where it's gonna lead Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
_________________ You may be right, I may be crazy, but it just may be a lunatic you're looking for
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Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:24 pm |
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jukk0u
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Location: Lynnwood and at large Joined: Wed May 1, 2013 Posts: 21291
Real Name: Vick Lagina
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PMB wrote: :ROFLMAO: I was still trying to digest the information of 2 women walking into a hardware store asking for ropes and chains, and then you drop that atomic bomb on my mental processes. Does anyone remember some 20years ago now(?) that some dweebs offed a guy they knew... they went to the hardware store and asked the clerk for chains and pier blocks... which they wrapped around the corpse and then tossed him over the Hood Canal Bridge railing... unfortunately for them they didn't cast the body far enough out over the ledge and it got snagged up before it hit the water and was left dangling in plain sight... (I used to work with the clerk who sold the goods to them. Said they were acting oddly and the purchase was strange too)
_________________ “Finding ‘common ground’ with the thinking of evil men is a fool’s errand” ~ Herschel Smith
"The said Constitution shall never be construed to authorize Congress to prevent the people of the United States who are peaceable citizens from keeping their own arms." ~ Samuel Adams
“A return to First Principles in a Republic is sometimes caused by simple virtues of a single man. His good example has such an influence that the good men strive to imitate him, and the wicked are ashamed to lead a life so contrary to his example. Before all else, be armed!” ~ Niccolo Machiavelli
Láodòng zhèng zhūwèi zìyóu
FJB
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Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:36 pm |
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WaJim
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Location: Tacoma Wa Joined: Tue Oct 8, 2013 Posts: 16607
Real Name: George Bailey
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RocketScott wrote: WaJim wrote: .
Thinking Young William Foster.....may think one or both of said Lesbians May be packing a trousersnake? I’ll just quote myself again... RocketScott wrote: Just go with it man, you never know where it's gonna lead Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Yep sex is like pizza ....never had a piece of pizza that was so bad I regretted having a slice. But, never had a piece of pizza that had a penis though, so there's that.
_________________ "Remove one freedom per generation and soon you will have no freedom and no one would have noticed."......Carl Marx
"Let us Cross the river and sit in the shade of the trees" .....Stonewall Jackson
T. Jefferson "....the tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants. it is it's natural manure"
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Mon Jul 08, 2019 10:06 pm |
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Old Growth
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Location: Nisqually Valley Joined: Wed Oct 5, 2016 Posts: 4836
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WaJim wrote: Yep
sex is like pizza
....never had a piece of pizza that was so bad I regretted having a slice.
But, never had a piece of pizza that had a penis though, so there's that.
Thats the Meat Lovers Pizza!!
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Mon Jul 08, 2019 10:23 pm |
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NWGunner
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Location: South Seattle Joined: Thu May 2, 2013 Posts: 12475
Real Name: Steve
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WaJim wrote: sex is like pizza
....never had a piece of pizza that was so bad I regretted having a slice.
No, but I've regretted going for the full-meal-deal a time or two... It's hard to taste crazy in one slice...
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Mon Jul 08, 2019 10:39 pm |
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