New Asian LOVE Machine

[BadKarma]

Asian Love Machine

...The effortless machine features a massage pipe that can be adjusted to suit the height of the user. All the gentleman has to do is plug in the frequency, amplitude and temperature and off they go. It’s also fitted with a small screen for those feeling uninspired....

[Classic]

That's just wrong in so many ways. Looks like a mail order business to me.........

[RusoArmo]

I heard they sent one to WaGuns for testing.

Dan and Steve are still fighting over it

[Classic]

BUZZZZZ ZING!!

[Lew]

That's the prototype model. The début model will have adjustment knobs shaped like nipples...

[norahc]

I heard they sent one to WaGuns for testing.

Dan and Steve are still fighting over it

That's because it is the only one that will adjust that small. All the other models are bigger than 1/4 of an inch in size.

[cmica]

ran into this "weird" crap this morning

http://www.fembotcentral.com/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=9612

[olydemon]

Awesome, a Chinese hooker who wont drink your beer......

[Mediumrarechicken]

They are going to have to make a bigger one to market over here. I'm willing to bet once you get over the fact that a machine is milking you that it is pretty awesome.

[BadKarma]

I'm willing to bet once you get over the fact that a machine is milking you that it is pretty awesome.

You have met some of us right? This is a good selling point for most of this crowd.

[Reflective_Skys]

That is a MILKING machine not a LOVE machine!

[BadKarma]

That is a MILKING machine not a LOVE machine!

Drew will call it anything if it doesn't talk, smoke his cigars or drink his rotgut.

[norahc]

That is a MILKING machine not a LOVE machine!

Drew will call it anything if it doesn't talk, smoke his cigars or drink his rotgut.

And is shorter than him....

[SIG556]

But, then who's going to rufie me and steal my kidneys?

[DocNugent]

I was ready to put it on my VISA card until I heard it's a NFA item requiring a $200 stamp . . .

and a 10-month wait . . .

and it'd be delivered to my FFL's porch.


Who'd want one after your FFL has 'checked it out' for 10 months . . . ?