New Asian LOVE Machine

[cmica]

midget size

[SIG556]

^^ but what if my fat belly covers the screen?

And how am I supposed to see what's happening on the screen when it's shaking so violently?

[K&E ARMS]

That is a MILKING machine not a LOVE machine!

Essentially a woman with no voice

[K&E ARMS]

But, then who's going to rufie me and steal my kidneys?

I've met you, stop dreaming nobody wants your organ

[Reflective_Skys]

That is a MILKING machine not a LOVE machine!

Essentially a woman with no voice

I personally like women with breasts but hey if you are really into the machine love go for it!

[K&E ARMS]

That is a MILKING machine not a LOVE machine!

Essentially a woman with no voice

I personally like women with breasts but hey if you are really into the machine love go for it!

Wait a minute half the guys here have breasts, you don't like those?

[Reflective_Skys]

That is a MILKING machine not a LOVE machine!

Essentially a woman with no voice

I personally like women with breasts but hey if you are really into the machine love go for it!

Wait a minute half the guys here have breasts, you don't like those?

Sorry not into moobs, but yes the women I am interested in have breasts. You wouldn't mistake them for milking machines.

[Mediumrarechicken]

When they come out with an American sized one I'll buy one and put it away for after the wife is dead.

[norahc]

The next thing you know, people will be shipping the "deposits" to England...


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-28061263

[silvermane_1]

does it play Asians singing on Karaoke "Love Machine" while in operation?

[Oleman]

But I'd suggest before using something like this you practice safe sex. Who knows what's been in there.

[norahc]

But I'd suggest before using something like this you practice safe sex. Who knows what's been in there.

Wait.....


Anyone seen Drew lately?!?

[Reflective_Skys]

[RENCORP]

I'll stick to all natural, with all of the options, features, and mood swings.

Much more entertaining.