Re: New Asian LOVE Machine
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 3:04 pm
midget size
^^ but what if my fat belly covers the screen?
And how am I supposed to see what's happening on the screen when it's shaking so violently?
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New Asian LOVE Machine
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Re: New Asian LOVE Machine
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 3:17 pm
Re: New Asian LOVE Machine
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 3:27 pm
Captain90s GF wrote:That is a MILKING machine not a LOVE machine!
Essentially a woman with no voice
Re: New Asian LOVE Machine
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 3:29 pm
SIG556 wrote:But, then who's going to rufie me and steal my kidneys?
I've met you, stop dreaming nobody wants your organ
Re: New Asian LOVE Machine
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 3:58 pm
K&E ARMS wrote:Captain90s GF wrote:That is a MILKING machine not a LOVE machine!
Essentially a woman with no voice
I personally like women with breasts but hey if you are really into the machine love go for it!
Re: New Asian LOVE Machine
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 5:41 pm
Captain90s GF wrote:K&E ARMS wrote:Captain90s GF wrote:That is a MILKING machine not a LOVE machine!
Essentially a woman with no voice
I personally like women with breasts but hey if you are really into the machine love go for it!
Wait a minute half the guys here have breasts, you don't like those?
Re: New Asian LOVE Machine
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 8:47 pm
K&E ARMS wrote:Captain90s GF wrote:K&E ARMS wrote:Captain90s GF wrote:That is a MILKING machine not a LOVE machine!
Essentially a woman with no voice
I personally like women with breasts but hey if you are really into the machine love go for it!
Wait a minute half the guys here have breasts, you don't like those?
Sorry not into moobs, but yes the women I am interested in have breasts. You wouldn't mistake them for milking machines.
Re: New Asian LOVE Machine
Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 1:38 pm
When they come out with an American sized one I'll buy one and put it away for after the wife is dead.
Re: New Asian LOVE Machine
Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 9:27 pm
The next thing you know, people will be shipping the "deposits" to England...
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Re: New Asian LOVE Machine
Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 12:05 am
does it play Asians singing on Karaoke "Love Machine" while in operation?
Re: New Asian LOVE Machine
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2014 6:21 pm
But I'd suggest before using something like this you practice safe sex. Who knows what's been in there.
Re: New Asian LOVE Machine
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2014 6:37 pm
Oleman wrote:But I'd suggest before using something like this you practice safe sex. Who knows what's been in there.
Wait.....
Anyone seen Drew lately?!?
Re: New Asian LOVE Machine
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2014 7:50 pm
Re: New Asian LOVE Machine
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 2:04 pm
I'll stick to all natural, with all of the options, features, and mood swings.
Much more entertaining.
Much more entertaining.