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New Asian LOVE Machine
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:36 pm
by BadKarma
Asian Love Machine...The effortless machine features a massage pipe that can be adjusted to suit the height of the user. All the gentleman has to do is plug in the frequency, amplitude and temperature and off they go. It’s also fitted with a small screen for those feeling uninspired....
Re: New Asian LOVE Machine
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:39 pm
by Classic
Re: New Asian LOVE Machine
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:40 pm
by RusoArmo
I heard they sent one to WaGuns for testing.
Dan and Steve are still fighting over it
Re: New Asian LOVE Machine
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:49 pm
by Classic
BUZZZZZ ZING!!
Re: New Asian LOVE Machine
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:56 pm
by Lew
That's the prototype model. The début model will have adjustment knobs shaped like nipples...
Re: New Asian LOVE Machine
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 2:21 pm
by norahc
Rusoarmo wrote:I heard they sent one to WaGuns for testing.
Dan and Steve are still fighting over it
That's because it is the only one that will adjust that small. All the other models are bigger than 1/4 of an inch in size.
Re: New Asian LOVE Machine
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 2:33 pm
by cmica
Re: New Asian LOVE Machine
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 3:32 pm
by olydemon
Awesome, a Chinese hooker who wont drink your beer......
Re: New Asian LOVE Machine
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 3:41 pm
by Mediumrarechicken
They are going to have to make a bigger one to market over here. I'm willing to bet once you get over the fact that a machine is milking you that it is pretty awesome.
Re: New Asian LOVE Machine
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 5:29 pm
by BadKarma
Mediumrarechicken wrote:I'm willing to bet once you get over the fact that a machine is milking you that it is pretty awesome.
You have met some of us right? This is a good selling point for most of this crowd.
Re: New Asian LOVE Machine
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 12:57 pm
by Reflective_Skys
That is a MILKING machine not a LOVE machine!
Re: New Asian LOVE Machine
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 1:19 pm
by BadKarma
Captain90s GF wrote:That is a MILKING machine not a LOVE machine!
Drew will call it anything if it doesn't talk, smoke his cigars or drink his rotgut.
Re: New Asian LOVE Machine
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 1:38 pm
by norahc
BadKarma wrote:Captain90s GF wrote:That is a MILKING machine not a LOVE machine!
Drew will call it anything if it doesn't talk, smoke his cigars or drink his rotgut.
And is shorter than him....
Re: New Asian LOVE Machine
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 2:37 pm
by SIG556
But, then who's going to rufie me and steal my kidneys?
Re: New Asian LOVE Machine
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 2:44 pm
by DocNugent
I was ready to put it on my VISA card until I heard it's a NFA item requiring a $200 stamp . . .
and a 10-month wait . . .
and it'd be delivered to my FFL's porch.
Who'd want one after your FFL has 'checked it out' for 10 months . . . ?
