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Holy crap did I end up suffering because of someone's carelessness or possible prank.

It all started when I went grocery shopping Wednesday. I went trough the produce section and rather than pick up half dozen different veggies then cutting them up for a stir fry, I just bought some "Nappa Stir Fry Mix". It was out in a bulk tray so I just scooped some up with tongs, bagged it, and headed home.

Yesterday I did a great looking stir fry for my wife and I. Now for the fun part. I was eating along and enjoying the taste as well as all the "just right" veggies. I picked up what looked like a small yellow bell pepper and didn't think a thing of it.

When I bit into it it tasted a little "warm". Didn't stay that way long. It started to warm up quickly and didn't stop until it felt like I had started sucking on the lit end of a propane torch. That little #$%&ing pepper turned out to be a Habenero pepper that someone thought would be funny to hide in the Nappa stir fry mix. That little mother#@$%er was hotter than a rocket exhaust. If there was any good news it was the fact that I spit it out when it JUST started to burn. If I'd swallowed any I think I'd still be blowing flame out my ass.

If I catch the person that put it there I'm tempted to grind a couple habanero's into a paste and force him to use it like Preperation H.

Did I say that it was HOT?


Moral of the story is to make sure that nobody's "pranked" your veggies when buying them from a bulk tray.

Great idea, thanks.

^ Oops, disregard that. It was a typo.

I meant to say, "That's horrible! What a jerk! I'm so sorry that happened to you."

That some funny shit

I couldn't help but laugh as I got a mental picture of your terrible ordeal.

If this ever happens again use SALT. It absorbs the spice and puts out the flames!

I hope you had ice cream after because it acts like a fire extinguisher the next day. What goes in hot, comes out hot

I used to make popcorn surprise. I would put 3-4 peppers in the popcorn and use some of the pepper juice in the butter. It would be great for family movie watching.

That's where I left that pepper. I got home and was planning a zippy meal and no pepper.

only one? I know I put 4 or 5 in that mix....

A couple years back, our hunting buddy brought a big jar of spicy pickled cauliflower to camp. I was eating some of it and spotted the two little orange "bell peppers," fished them out with a fork, chomped on them and swallowed them before the burning even started.

Ruined the day.. I spent the next few hours chugging and spitting water, and my stomach was not amused. Ate them in the morning and couldn't eat until dinner time.

I had never seen habaneros before... Turned out they were also home grown too.

Shittin fire and wipe
ing with icecubes.

Probably just a regular pepper . And youre a pussy

Is ketchup spicy for you?

M1Gunr wrote:only one? I know I put 4 or 5 in that mix....

Yeah, thanks. With friends like this, who needs an enema (typo intended)