Ballistic Underwear

[NastyNys]

That's right! The Army is issuing us ballistic underwear before we go off to combat zones. There's 3 pairs of boxer briefs with 1 set of inserts. I believe the insert is only strong enough to stop a 9mm and smaller. I didn't even notice this until I got home and started looking at my CIF paperwork. I thought to myself "no way in hell". So I had to go dig through my duffle bags and get it it out just to see it for my own eyes. Anyways.. Here it is.

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[MadPick]

Where do the inserts go? Right on the front of your legs?

[NastyNys]

Honestly I don't know.. I didn't try to put them in.

[mash man]

on each cheek?

[spikedzombies]

IIRC the inserts are there to protect your upper thighs

[K&E ARMS]

Where's the ballistic cup?

sent from my apple pet

[cmica]

butt check pads

[dj_fatstyles]

on each cheek?

this would only help if the person was james yeager. every other soldier would run towards the fight.

[cmica]

[NastyNys]

on each cheek?

this would only help if the person was james yeager. every other soldier would run towards the fight.

Hahaaha!! It's so his bf doesn't bruise up his thighs while ramming it up his ass