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If you judged the size of my bladder by how often I have to drain it, you'd think I have a bladder the size of a walnut.

If you judged it by the amount of time it takes to drain it, you'd think I have one the size of an oil tanker...


You think you have problems, after my heart surgery the Doc prescribed an injection of a diuretic. Here I am stuck in a reclining hospital room chair that takes me 5 minutes to get out of (couldn't use my arms to push up) and when the need arose it was a "Right NOW" situation.

I ended up losing over 30# of "Water Weight".

I still have to take the diuretics and weight is still falling off. Worst part is that sensation of "RIGHT NOW" after I stand up.

I should take a hint from my dog. His motto is "if it's vertical I piss on it". Seems to handle his bladder issues just fine.



You should go visit a local Liberal politicians office. “Sorry, medical condition. What I was here to speak to you about....oh, just a second.”


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deadshot2 wrote:
Selador wrote:

If you judged the size of my bladder by how often I have to drain it, you'd think I have a bladder the size of a walnut.

If you judged it by the amount of time it takes to drain it, you'd think I have one the size of an oil tanker...


You think you have problems, after my heart surgery the Doc prescribed an injection of a diuretic. Here I am stuck in a reclining hospital room chair that takes me 5 minutes to get out of (couldn't use my arms to push up) and when the need arose it was a "Right NOW" situation.

I ended up losing over 30# of "Water Weight".

I still have to take the diuretics and weight is still falling off. Worst part is that sensation of "RIGHT NOW" after I stand up.

I should take a hint from my dog. His motto is "if it's vertical I piss on it". Seems to handle his bladder issues just fine.



You should go visit a local Liberal politicians office. “Sorry, medical condition. What I was here to speak to you about....oh, just a second.”


Come here looking for memes, but instead have to read about geriatric pissing problems.

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