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RockHopper
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deadshot2 wrote: Selador wrote: If you judged the size of my bladder by how often I have to drain it, you'd think I have a bladder the size of a walnut.
If you judged it by the amount of time it takes to drain it, you'd think I have one the size of an oil tanker...
You think you have problems, after my heart surgery the Doc prescribed an injection of a diuretic. Here I am stuck in a reclining hospital room chair that takes me 5 minutes to get out of (couldn't use my arms to push up) and when the need arose it was a "Right NOW" situation. I ended up losing over 30# of "Water Weight". I still have to take the diuretics and weight is still falling off. Worst part is that sensation of "RIGHT NOW" after I stand up. I should take a hint from my dog. His motto is "if it's vertical I piss on it". Seems to handle his bladder issues just fine. You should go visit a local Liberal politicians office. “Sorry, medical condition. What I was here to speak to you about....oh, just a second.”
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Wetpaperbag
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RockHopper wrote: deadshot2 wrote: Selador wrote: If you judged the size of my bladder by how often I have to drain it, you'd think I have a bladder the size of a walnut.
If you judged it by the amount of time it takes to drain it, you'd think I have one the size of an oil tanker...
You think you have problems, after my heart surgery the Doc prescribed an injection of a diuretic. Here I am stuck in a reclining hospital room chair that takes me 5 minutes to get out of (couldn't use my arms to push up) and when the need arose it was a "Right NOW" situation. I ended up losing over 30# of "Water Weight". I still have to take the diuretics and weight is still falling off. Worst part is that sensation of "RIGHT NOW" after I stand up. I should take a hint from my dog. His motto is "if it's vertical I piss on it". Seems to handle his bladder issues just fine. You should go visit a local Liberal politicians office. “Sorry, medical condition. What I was here to speak to you about....oh, just a second.” Come here looking for memes, but instead have to read about geriatric pissing problems.
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DGM33
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RocketScott
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Best idea ever.
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City - that was great!
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^^ Agreed. That was very funny. Award for creative use of public resources
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BENWA ass beads in your drinking water? And gargle my butt cream? No thanks!
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