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Re: Kate Upton is talented

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2015 7:53 am
by joao01
:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

Re: Kate Upton is talented

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2015 8:33 am
by RENCORP
I ran a pic of my ex girlfriend that I booted out because she was looking a bit long in the tooth.

Unfortunately, even with a spoiler and a disclaimer warning, it did not pass muster for forum rules, and was removed in short order.

Most unfortunate.

She made Kate Upton look like an old boot someone threw up in.

I will try to find a photo that does not reveal all of her " assets " , but I don't think I have any.

Here's the rest of them that applied for the job, though.

Re: Kate Upton is talented

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2015 9:31 am
by joao01
RENCORP wrote:I ran a pic of my ex girlfriend that I booted out because she was looking a bit long in the tooth.

Unfortunately, even with a spoiler and a disclaimer warning, it did not pass muster for forum rules, and was removed in short order.

Most unfortunate.

She made Kate Upton look like an old boot someone threw up in.

I will try to find a photo that does not reveal all of her " assets " , but I don't think I have any.

Here's the rest of them that applied for the job, though.


This would be an interesting company picnic also:
http://www.details.com/blogs/daily-deta ... rview.html

Re: Kate Upton is talented

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2015 7:00 pm
by mislabeled
I love a woman who embraces the power of jiggling! :thumbsup2:

Upton actually does have some talents unassociated with her legendary boobies. (Hope I'm not being a buzz kill here.) The horseback riding shots from the Game of War ads show just a snippet of her abilities, as she's an accomplished equestrian. She competed at the national level into her teens, basically stopping around the time her life was taken over by modeling.

Bottom line: Somewhere out there is a saddle that has spent a LOT of time under Kate's nether regions.

Re: Kate Upton is talented

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2015 7:54 pm
by Liet-kynes
I think these videos must have been taken about 20-25 pounds ago. She's been looking a little more rotund in her latest commercials. Still looks good though.

Re: Kate Upton is talented

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2015 7:59 pm
by cycle61
mislabeled wrote:Bottom line: Somewhere out there is a saddle that has spent a LOT of time under Kate's nether regions.


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Re: Kate Upton is talented

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2015 4:20 am
by jukk0u
mislabeled wrote:I love a woman who embraces the power of jiggling! :thumbsup2:

Upton actually does have some talents unassociated with her legendary boobies. (Hope I'm not being a buzz kill here.) The horseback riding shots from the Game of War ads show just a snippet of her abilities, as she's an accomplished equestrian. She competed at the national level into her teens, basically stopping around the time her life was taken over by modeling.

Bottom line: Somewhere out there is a saddle that has spent a LOT of time under Kate's nether regions.


I love the smell of leather.....

Re: Kate Upton is talented

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2015 10:22 am
by cmica
I talented naw, the boobs do all the work :inlove:

Re: Kate Upton is talented

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2015 2:56 pm
by Peckerinak
Eh, I enjoy Kate Upton, but kinda liking Sara X more.
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She's the chick from the boob twerking videos.
Just sexty love the tatts and everything.

Re: Kate Upton is talented

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2015 3:14 pm
by jukk0u
Peckerinak wrote:Eh, I enjoy Kate Upton, but kinda liking Sara X more.
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She's the chick from the boob twerking videos.
Just sexty love the tatts and everything.




Rejected [buzzer] With all that graffiti it would be like humping a metro bus... and twerking isn't a spectator sport. And finally, that gal isn't "all that" ...now, back to Kate!

Re: Kate Upton is talented

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2015 3:24 pm
by Peckerinak
jukk0u wrote:
Peckerinak wrote:Eh, I enjoy Kate Upton, but kinda liking Sara X more.
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She's the chick from the boob twerking videos.
Just sexty love the tatts and everything.




Rejected [buzzer] With all that graffiti it would be like humping a metro bus... and twerking isn't a spectator sport. And finally, that gal isn't "all that" ...now, back to Kate!


I said boob twerking, not butt twerking.
That's a little more rare.
And those are nice quality tatts.

Re: Kate Upton is talented

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2015 10:52 pm
by RusoArmo
Nice quality tatts yes. Her figure is amazing. Her adding those tats is like someone deciding to add some stuff to the Mona Lisa. Ruining something damn near perfection.

Back to the good stuff.
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Kate Upton is talented

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2015 11:08 pm
by APA
Kate is easy on the eyes.
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I think she is hotter

Re: Kate Upton is talented

Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2015 1:59 pm
by cmica
Peckerinak wrote:
jukk0u wrote:
Peckerinak wrote:Eh, I enjoy Kate Upton, but kinda liking Sara X more.

She's the chick from the boob twerking videos.
Just sexty love the tatts and everything.




Rejected [buzzer] With all that graffiti it would be like humping a metro bus... and twerking isn't a spectator sport. And finally, that gal isn't "all that" ...now, back to Kate!


I said boob twerking, not butt twerking.
That's a little more rare.
And those are nice quality tatts.



don't someone check the random video's i post?


Re: Kate Upton is talented

Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2015 4:47 pm
by Peckerinak
APA wrote:Kate is easy on the eyes.
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I think she is hotter


Selma Hyak from dusk till dawn?
You know she's like 50 now right?
Sorry man, the 90's are long gone.