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Things I trust more than Hillary Clinton...

Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 12:50 pm
by Darkfire109
This was so funny I had to share:
:ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
http://theblacksphere.net/2015/04/things-i-trust-more-than-hillary-clinton/

• Drinking Mexican tap water
• A rattlesnake with a pet me sign
• Bill Clinton (with my teenage daughter)
• OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection
• An elevator ride with Ray Rice
• A drink offered by Bill Cosby
• Michael Jackson’s doctor
• An Obama nuclear deal with Iran
• A Palestinian with a backpack on a motorcycle
• Gas station sushi
• Jimmy Carter’s economic plan
• Brian Williams’ news reports
• Loch Ness monster sightings
• Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton
• An Obama endorsement
• Rosie O’Donnell showing restraint at an all-you-can-eat buffet
• German co-pilots
• Nigerian lottos wins
• The $35,000,000 arab shiek who keeps sending me emails
• Mexican building codes
• Duke strippers
• Chicago governors

Re: Things I trust more than Hillary Clinton...

Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 12:59 pm
by joao01
:ROFLMAO:

Re: Things I trust more than Hillary Clinton...

Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 1:35 pm
by WaJim
A Jennings or HiPoint for an EDC.

Re: Things I trust more than Hillary Clinton...

Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 1:39 pm
by DocNugent
Clinton Foundation records.

Re: Things I trust more than Hillary Clinton...

Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 1:40 pm
by RENCORP
Richard Nixon " I am not a crook " with a tape recorder.

Re: Things I trust more than Hillary Clinton...

Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 1:55 pm
by kf7mjf
WaJim wrote:A Jennings or HiPoint for an EDC.


Done both. Both guns were stone reliable with whatever I fed them.

J-32 with a little fluff and buff, and a HiPoint 40.

Re: Things I trust more than Hillary Clinton...

Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 4:24 pm
by Louddog
:rofl9: A fart when you have the flu.

Re: Things I trust more than Hillary Clinton...

Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 4:29 pm
by Soldier_Citizen
A "free candy" van

Re: Things I trust more than Hillary Clinton...

Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 5:44 pm
by dj_fatstyles
a priest with children.
michael vic with a dog

Re: Things I trust more than Hillary Clinton...

Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 5:45 pm
by PAPISJEEP
michael jackson at disneyland

Re: Things I trust more than Hillary Clinton...

Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 6:08 pm
by skey
1 Ply toilet paper.

Re: Things I trust more than Hillary Clinton...

Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 6:09 pm
by BadKarma
Soldier_Citizen wrote:A "free candy" van

"Free hugs and rape" van.

Re: Things I trust more than Hillary Clinton...

Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 6:28 pm
by Marine3%er
Soldier_Citizen wrote:A "free candy" van

Re: Things I trust more than Hillary Clinton...

Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 9:14 pm
by RusoArmo
Steve around cake.

Re: Things I trust more than Hillary Clinton...

Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 9:55 pm
by MadPick
This thread isn't funny anymore. :blackcloud1: