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Re: Please...?

Sat Apr 25, 2015 11:21 am

What?

Re: Please...?

Sat Apr 25, 2015 11:42 am

kf7mjf wrote:What?



What is 50 shades and "the sub thing"?

Re: Please...?

Sat Apr 25, 2015 12:59 pm

Sex novel, and carpet munching.

Under water with snorkel optional.

Re: Please...?

Sat Apr 25, 2015 1:01 pm

Soldier_Citizen wrote:
kf7mjf wrote:What?



What is 50 shades and "the sub thing"?


BDSM joke

Re: Please...?

Sat Apr 25, 2015 1:36 pm

50 Shades of Grey....

Hmm

Thought that was a movie about my sock and underwear drawer.










Well, I guess there's those yellowish in the front pairs......nevermind.

Re: Please...?

Sat Apr 25, 2015 1:58 pm

RENCORP wrote:Sex novel, and carpet munching.

Under water with snorkel optional.



Sounds dumb

Re: Please...?

Sat Apr 25, 2015 4:21 pm

dan360 wrote:A woman's place is in the kitchen… So get that bacon frying and get off the fucking computer.

See, we don't need an outhouse… :-)

It could be said that all men are just utilitarian TOOLs, but I would never say that especially not to an uneducated person.

Also I sure hell would never cook you anything.

Re: Please...?

Sat Apr 25, 2015 6:12 pm

Captain90s GF wrote:
dan360 wrote:A woman's place is in the kitchen… So get that bacon frying and get off the fucking computer.

See, we don't need an outhouse… :-)

It could be said that all men are just utilitarian TOOLs, but I would never say that especially not to an uneducated person.

Also I sure hell would never cook you anything.


Can u use like small words please. Wtf is a utilitarian? Sounds like the name of the guy who checks my power meter

Re: Please...?

Sat Apr 25, 2015 10:00 pm

Captain90s GF wrote:
dan360 wrote:A woman's place is in the kitchen… So get that bacon frying and get off the fucking computer.

See, we don't need an outhouse… :-)

It could be said that all men are just utilitarian TOOLs, but I would never say that especially not to an uneducated person.

Also I sure hell would never cook you anything.


Considering your significant other has chosen the culinary profession it is safe to assume he is the chef of the family and therefore your lack of desire to cook for me is appreciated. *hides*

I'm off the Xmas card list now huh. ;)

Re: Please...?

Sat Apr 25, 2015 10:09 pm

Honey my brother is an executive chef and my mother was a damn fine cook. I as well am a damn fine cook, but I only cook for special people.

Re: Please...?

Sat Apr 25, 2015 10:23 pm

Captain90s GF wrote:Honey my brother is an executive chef and my mother was a damn fine cook. I as well am a damn fine cook, but I only cook for special people.


I'm special. How 'bout some bacon :))

Re: Please...?

Sat Apr 25, 2015 10:26 pm

How about you go make it yourself and try doing it naked, that way it will be more satisfying. Hahahaha

Re: Please...?

Sat Apr 25, 2015 10:29 pm

Captain90s GF wrote:How about you go make it yourself and try doing it naked, that way it will be more satisfying. Hahahaha



can't be any worse than candle wax
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