Red Neck Martini

[golddigger14s]

In May the WA OC group is having its annual OC camp-out. Every year we have a theme contest. This years theme is "Red Neck Martini". I need some help to figure out what to do that would be WAY over the top. Any ideas?
http://forum.opencarry.org/forums/showt ... 2015/page2

[Soldier_Citizen]

Don't forget chewin baccy and a banjo

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[ArmedBear]

Elephant keg of cheap beer with a jar of green olives sitting on top?

[Wetpaperbag]

Serve the Martini using crap beer, I suggest Miller High Life or Milwaukee's Best, the glass on bottom, but garnished with the goodies from the top pic.

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[Mediumrarechicken]

Use white whiskey instead of vodka. Garnish the glass with some white trash food. Pizza rolls,frozen pizza, or salsbury steak TV dinner. You could also use black olives because a true red neck wouldn't know to use green ones.

[kf7mjf]

Whiskey, black olives, serve in a mason jar, and add a twist of PBR

[cmica]

4 oz White Whiskey (of your choice)
1 can or bottle Mountain Dew
Ice
Redneck Wine Glass or Redneck Margarita Glass

Pour 2 ounces of your favorite white whiskey into a Redneck Wine Glass or Redneck Margarita Glass filled with ice and top off with Mountain Dew (originally slang for moonshine). Them thar's a drank, son!

[Jeffro]

Red neck+martini=moonshine
Nuff said
If you can find real stuff, small tea cup full will suffice.
Condiment of choice.
Thinking SlimJim, pickled/canned product (pig foot, egg, beets, cherry), or maybe a can of Copenhagen on the side.
If buying store bought, mason jar is a must for serving.