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Site Supporter   Location: Lynwood Joined: Sun Jul 29, 2012 Posts: 3214 
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So the wife's friend's cat had kittens and the kids of course want one
 . I'm not a big cat person and I know kids and who will take care of it. I am going to have them sign a contract any Ideas of what would be good on that. Also how to teach the thing to use a scratching post. We have some nice furniture and don't want to see it destroyed .  _________________ You can run but you will just die tired I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I fear no evil because I am the baddest MOTHER FUCKER in the valley |
| Mon May 04, 2015 4:13 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: south 'merca Joined: Wed Jul 25, 2012 Posts: 9738 Real Name: Mike
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Get a puppy. Teach it to bring you beer. Thanks later
_________________ "No Quarter, No Mercy" mash_man wrote: #gangbangerlivesmatter |
| Mon May 04, 2015 4:24 pm |
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Site Moderator   Location: Duvall Joined: Tue Sep 13, 2011 Posts: 8722 Real Name: Jaime
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I will never get a cat again. Shedding, pissing in the carpet, getting old. All are down sides. I only had them because the wife had one before we met. I don't need another kid.
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| Mon May 04, 2015 4:42 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: Bonney Lake Joined: Fri Oct 21, 2011 Posts: 3321
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what i did with my kids is:
you got a kitten and you promise to take care of it, right? clean, feed, scoop etc. yes, dad! see this here crate? yes dad! if you don't take care of your cat - i'm putting it in this here crate and taking it to the shelter and he will go to a family that will love and take good care of him ok dad! 1 time they tried to skirt the deal - i got the crate out and got that cat and put him in the crate and was on my way out the door... both kids were hanging on my legs and wailing... gave them 2 minutes to take care of the shit (literally, lol) and not a problem since... of course i have to remind them now and then but never had to bring out the crate, lol scratch posts and furniture: what i did is i bought 2 posts and put them right by the corners of the couch(es) - the most likely place where they will scratch, and it worked like a charm, after a month or 2 i moved the posts in various places around the house and the cat never touched the furniture maybe, if you can spare the money, get some covers for the first month or 2? |
| Mon May 04, 2015 4:50 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: Faxon, OK Joined: Sat Mar 19, 2011 Posts: 18063 Real Name: Chuck
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Cats are like Russians: You don't train cats, they train you.
_________________ "The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it." Thomas Jefferson "Evil often triumphs, but never conquers." Joseph Roux |
| Mon May 04, 2015 5:03 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: East of Japan, not by much. Joined: Fri Jun 3, 2011 Posts: 13009
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Does this mean you are gonna start living in a trailer ?
Are you also gonna start conducting online philosophical arguments on politics, religion, and history too ? This must be in Revelations somewhere as a sign that the world is ending................... Plus, get used to feeding the cats, letting the cats out to take a dump, and knitting sweaters from all the cat hair everywhere. You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post. _________________ Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man a fishing pole, and he will drink too much beer, get tangled in fish line, hook himself in the nose casting, fall overboard, and either drown, or, go home hungry and wet. Give a man a case of dynamite, and he will feed the whole town for a year! BE ON NOTICE: PRIVACY NOTICE: Warning - any person and/or institution and/or Agent and/or Agency of any governmental structure including but not limited to the United States Federal Government also using or monitoring/using this website or any of its associated websites, you do NOT have my permission to utilize any of my profile information nor any of the content contained herein including, but not limited to my photos, and/or the comments made about my photos or any other "picture" art posted on my profile. You are hereby notified that you are strictly prohibited from disclosing, copying, distributing, disseminating, or taking any other action against me with regard to this profile and the contents herein. The foregoing prohibitions also apply to your employee, agent, student or any personnel under your direction or control. The contents of this profile are PRIVATE and legally privileged and confidential information, and the violation of my personal privacy is punishable by law. UCC 1-103 1-308 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED WITHOUT PREJUDICE |
| Mon May 04, 2015 5:10 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: I-5 /512 Joined: Thu Dec 8, 2011 Posts: 15491 Real Name: chris
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Soldier_Citizen wrote: Get a puppy. Teach it to bring you beer. Thanks later '  _________________  |
| Mon May 04, 2015 5:54 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: Olympia Joined: Sat Oct 29, 2011 Posts: 16026 Real Name: Steve
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Soldier_Citizen wrote: Get a puppy. Teach it to bring you beer. Thanks later Cyrus is disappointed in you _________________ "I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said." - William Buckley, Jr. "...steam, artillery and revolvers give to civilized man an irresistible power." -Perry Collins |
| Mon May 04, 2015 6:02 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: Airway heights Joined: Sun Mar 20, 2011 Posts: 12198 Real Name: Michael
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe — 'You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.'
_________________ ANZAC wrote: That one that says "From my cold dead hands..... will require a background check" He who does not punish evil commands it to be done. --- Leonardo DaVinci When its time to go in: That place of steel and stone. I pray that you will keep me safe, so I will not walk alone. Help me to do my duty, please watch me on my rounds. Amongst those perilous places and slamming steel door sounds. God, keep my fellow Officers well and free from harm. Let them know I'll be there too, whenever there's alarm. Above all when I walk my beat, no matter where I roam. Let me go back whence I came, to family and home Author unknown. |
| Mon May 04, 2015 6:10 pm |
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Site Supporter Location: Olympia Joined: Sat Oct 29, 2011 Posts: 16026 Real Name: Steve
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“How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.” ― Robert A. Heinlein
_________________ "I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said." - William Buckley, Jr. "...steam, artillery and revolvers give to civilized man an irresistible power." -Perry Collins |
| Mon May 04, 2015 6:14 pm |
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Site Supporter Location: south 'merca Joined: Wed Jul 25, 2012 Posts: 9738 Real Name: Mike
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kf7mjf wrote: Soldier_Citizen wrote: Get a puppy. Teach it to bring you beer. Thanks later Cyrus is disappointed in you I'm still certain he's part Viking or some other warrior... He ain't no cat that's for Damned sure _________________ "No Quarter, No Mercy" mash_man wrote: #gangbangerlivesmatter |
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Site Supporter  Location: Snohomish Joined: Fri Mar 25, 2011 Posts: 2035 Real Name: Steven
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Attachment: tumblr_lyuc7jGW8y1r3h7dwo1_500.png You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post. _________________ Everyone that voted for 594 is a motherfucking moron |
| Mon May 04, 2015 7:37 pm |
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Site Supporter Location: Olympia Joined: Sat Oct 29, 2011 Posts: 16026 Real Name: Steve
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Soldier_Citizen wrote: kf7mjf wrote: Soldier_Citizen wrote: Get a puppy. Teach it to bring you beer. Thanks later Cyrus is disappointed in you I'm still certain he's part Viking or some other warrior... He ain't no cat that's for Damned sure He's a cute fluffy widdle kitty cat. And he milks it for all that it's worth. _________________ "I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said." - William Buckley, Jr. "...steam, artillery and revolvers give to civilized man an irresistible power." -Perry Collins |
| Mon May 04, 2015 7:47 pm |
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Site Supporter Location: south 'merca Joined: Wed Jul 25, 2012 Posts: 9738 Real Name: Mike
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He ain't little. He's half the size of my red heeler
_________________ "No Quarter, No Mercy" mash_man wrote: #gangbangerlivesmatter |
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Site Supporter Location: Olympia Joined: Sat Oct 29, 2011 Posts: 16026 Real Name: Steve
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Soldier_Citizen wrote: He ain't little. He's half the size of my red heeler He curls up under my chin at night and goes to sleep. _________________ "I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said." - William Buckley, Jr. "...steam, artillery and revolvers give to civilized man an irresistible power." -Perry Collins |
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