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Free Monkey fist - any good?
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Mediumrarechicken
Location: Puyallup Joined: Thu Aug 16, 2012 Posts: 9063
Real Name: Richard Fitzwelliner
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rayjax82 wrote: Holy shit. Didn't even think about the item I had posted before. Found a different link to alleviate racial implications. I'm still going to hell tho. Nsfw - Spoiler: show
- http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00UV7WP7S/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1431122761&sr=8-1&pi=AC_SY200_QL40&keywords=fist+sex+toy&dpPl=1&dpID=31aLAitUnnL&ref=plSrch
It's niiice I liiike
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I'm going to type out 3 paragraphs and wax eloquently about a similar story in my life. Pm me if you figured it out.
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| Fri May 08, 2015 3:19 pm |
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kf7mjf
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Location: Olympia Joined: Sat Oct 29, 2011 Posts: 16026
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So who purged my reply to rayjax?
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| Fri May 08, 2015 3:24 pm |
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RENCORP
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Location: East of Japan, not by much. Joined: Fri Jun 3, 2011 Posts: 13009
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The Gods of Karma whacked you on the pee pee.
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| Fri May 08, 2015 4:29 pm |
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kf7mjf
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Location: Olympia Joined: Sat Oct 29, 2011 Posts: 16026
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RENCORP wrote: The Gods of Karma whacked you on the pee pee. Yeah it wasn't hard to guess that.
_________________ "I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said." - William Buckley, Jr.
"...steam, artillery and revolvers give to civilized man an irresistible power." -Perry Collins
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| Fri May 08, 2015 4:33 pm |
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rayjax82
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Location: Stanwood Joined: Sun Mar 11, 2012 Posts: 1919
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kf7mjf wrote: So who purged my reply to rayjax? I missed it, what did you say. PM me if you feel the need. BK deleted 'em and sent me a PM about it. I honestly didn't even think about the fact that I posted a black fist dildo in reference to a monkey. It was the first thing that popped up when I typed, "fist dildo," into the amazon search bar. It was a mad dash to get that link posted in the thread, and then clear out my browser history lest my wife wonder why I was searching for one of those in the first place.
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| Fri May 08, 2015 5:22 pm |
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kf7mjf
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I just made a joke about Rene and maple syrup. Given the overall true black color of the object, I don't think it was supposed to mimic any particular racial features, but rather was molded in black material so that it resembled a black latex gloved fist.
_________________ "I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said." - William Buckley, Jr.
"...steam, artillery and revolvers give to civilized man an irresistible power." -Perry Collins
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| Fri May 08, 2015 5:24 pm |
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Marine3%er
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rayjax82 wrote: kf7mjf wrote: So who purged my reply to rayjax? I missed it, what did you say. PM me if you feel the need. BK deleted 'em and sent me a PM about it. I honestly didn't even think about the fact that I posted a black fist dildo in reference to a monkey. It was the first thing that popped up when I typed, "fist dildo," into the amazon search bar. It was a mad dash to get that link posted in the thread, and then clear out my browser history lest my wife wonder why I was searching for one of those in the first place. So you and Kf7 are posting dildos now  come on Ray I expect it out of him
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| Fri May 08, 2015 5:31 pm |
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rayjax82
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Marine3%er wrote: rayjax82 wrote: kf7mjf wrote: So who purged my reply to rayjax? I missed it, what did you say. PM me if you feel the need. BK deleted 'em and sent me a PM about it. I honestly didn't even think about the fact that I posted a black fist dildo in reference to a monkey. It was the first thing that popped up when I typed, "fist dildo," into the amazon search bar. It was a mad dash to get that link posted in the thread, and then clear out my browser history lest my wife wonder why I was searching for one of those in the first place. So you and Kf7 are posting dildos now  come on Ray I expect it out of him You know you liked it.
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| Fri May 08, 2015 5:31 pm |
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RENCORP
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Location: East of Japan, not by much. Joined: Fri Jun 3, 2011 Posts: 13009
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kf7mjf wrote: I just made a joke about Rene and maple syrup. Given the overall true black color of the object, I don't think it was supposed to mimic any particular racial features, but rather was molded in black material so that it resembled a black latex gloved fist. Back to the Faraday cage with you. I am French Canadian, not black. Keep your rayciss stuff demographically correct, or Cyrus is gonna bite you where the sun never shines.
_________________ Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man a fishing pole, and he will drink too much beer, get tangled in fish line, hook himself in the nose casting, fall overboard, and either drown, or, go home hungry and wet. Give a man a case of dynamite, and he will feed the whole town for a year!
BE ON NOTICE: PRIVACY NOTICE: Warning - any person and/or institution and/or Agent and/or Agency of any governmental structure including but not limited to the United States Federal Government also using or monitoring/using this website or any of its associated websites, you do NOT have my permission to utilize any of my profile information nor any of the content contained herein including, but not limited to my photos, and/or the comments made about my photos or any other "picture" art posted on my profile.
You are hereby notified that you are strictly prohibited from disclosing, copying, distributing, disseminating, or taking any other action against me with regard to this profile and the contents herein. The foregoing prohibitions also apply to your employee, agent, student or any personnel under your direction or control.
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| Fri May 08, 2015 5:37 pm |
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Marine3%er
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RENCORP wrote: kf7mjf wrote: I just made a joke about Rene and maple syrup. Given the overall true black color of the object, I don't think it was supposed to mimic any particular racial features, but rather was molded in black material so that it resembled a black latex gloved fist. Back to the Faraday cage with you. I am French Canadian, not black. Keep your rayciss stuff demographically correct, or Cyrus is gonna bite you where the sun never shines. French Canadian  So your not just a Canadian your a commie to . On the phone with INS now 
_________________ You can run but you will just die tired I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I fear no evil because I am the baddest MOTHER FUCKER in the valley
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| Fri May 08, 2015 5:44 pm |
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kf7mjf
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RENCORP wrote: kf7mjf wrote: I just made a joke about Rene and maple syrup. Given the overall true black color of the object, I don't think it was supposed to mimic any particular racial features, but rather was molded in black material so that it resembled a black latex gloved fist. Back to the Faraday cage with you. I am French Canadian, not black. Keep your rayciss stuff demographically correct, or Cyrus is gonna bite you where the sun never shines. Cyrus is curled up napping at my feet rather happily. Is it true French Canadians use maple syrup and sawdust for lube?
_________________ "I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said." - William Buckley, Jr.
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| Fri May 08, 2015 5:48 pm |
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WaJim
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Well that didn't take long to get to a point that all reference to the actual OP self defense weapon tuned to a porn infused racist thread about fisting with maple syrup and sawdust. Glad to see were still all 14 ......I like it. Its a good friday at  then 
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| Fri May 08, 2015 6:36 pm |
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kf7mjf
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Made it two pages without insulting or worshipping cops too. Must be the weather.
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| Fri May 08, 2015 6:45 pm |
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rayjax82
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WaJim wrote: Well that didn't take long to get to a point that all reference to the actual OP self defense weapon tuned to a porn infused racist thread about fisting with maple syrup and sawdust. Glad to see were still all 14 ......I like it. Its a good friday at  then  Just admit you bought one and move on. We won't judge.
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| Fri May 08, 2015 7:13 pm |
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TechnoWeenie
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That'll come in real handy the next time I get attacked by a watermelon.
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