My pizza is thirty minutes late. ISIS must have gotten them.

Or locked his doors and sped off cause he ended up in the trailer hood

FPCON NORMAL: This condition applies when a general global threat of possible terrorist activity exists and warrants a routine security posture.

FPCON ALPHA: This condition applies when there is an increased general threat of possible terrorist activity against personnel or facilities.

FPCON BRAVO: This condition applies when an increased or more predictable threat of terrorist activity exists.

FPCON CHARLIE: This condition applies when an incident occurs or intelligence is received indicating some form of terrorist action or targeting against personnel or facilities is likely.

FPCON DELTA: Applies in the immediate area where a terrorist attack has occurred or when intelligence has been received that terrorist action against a specific location or person is imminent.

Warren said that broadly speaking the enhanced security procedures could include additional checking of ID’s at entrances to military installations, a heightened security awareness, and additional personnel providing security. He noted there could be longer lines as personnel enter military installations that could have a traffic implication for some areas.

Some military installations have begun adjusting public access as a result of the security increase.

For example, Wright Patterson AFB in Dayton, Ohio, has issued a statement announcing that tonight’s spring concert at National Museum of the U.S. Air Force have been cancelled “due to elevated security measures” at the base. Tours of the base and the museum have been cancelled until further notice.

But at the sprawling Marine base in Quantico, Virginia, outside of Washington, D.C., a spokesman said the National Museum of the Marine Corps will remain open this weekend.

Pretty close to when the NSA bill expires... sounds like someone is drumming up support for an extension.

The Canadians are coming.

We are among you already. Bwaaah haah haaa haa ha ha !

For those of us that don't speak tactical, and who are not Mall Ninja enough to understand all this, but only speak the English of lowly mortals who don't even own a pair of Oakley glasses... WTF are you two talking about?

Doesn't matter. We have the secret weapon no American male can resist - the Canadian Beaver.

Fatally attractive, requiring no make up or fake plastic tits to eliminate all resistance to their charms.

The police and military will fold like a bad hand at the blackjack table in Vegas.

We will own all of your bacon from coast to coast in less than 69 hours.

Pretty close to when the NSA bill expires... sounds like someone is drumming up support for an extension.