FPCON Bravo - USNORTHCOM - W T F

[Jack Beauregard]

For those of us that don't speak tactical, and who are not Mall Ninja enough to understand all this, but only speak the English of lowly mortals who don't even own a pair of Oakley glasses... WTF are you two talking about?

No Oakley Glasses?!?!??? You can't be "Operator" without Oakley glasses. It is in chapter one of "Mall Ninja for Dummies". Handy book, it lists all the tactical slang for laymen. The translation is the Feds found something and they are a little freaked about it so they have set the threat condition at all the facilities to "Oh-Oh".

Oh, for God's sake! Don't you know anything? It's not the Oakleys alone! They need to be worn on top of your baseball cap to qualify, discreetly mounted just above whatever tacticool flavor-of-the-week manufacturer's logo you're sportin'.

[kf7mjf]

I wear the hat backwards so the brim doesn't interfere with the scope on my sniper rifle right

[Mediumrarechicken]

Doesn't matter. We have the secret weapon no American male can resist - the Canadian Beaver.

Fatally attractive, requiring no make up or fake plastic tits to eliminate all resistance to their charms.

The police and military will fold like a bad hand at the blackjack table in Vegas.

We will own all of your bacon from coast to coast in less than 69 hours.

The best looking Canadian has fake tits and tons of make up. Her gash looks like her favorite dildo was a jackhammer.

[Soldier_Citizen]

Haha!!!!^^^

[RENCORP]

Doesn't matter. We have the secret weapon no American male can resist - the Canadian Beaver.

Fatally attractive, requiring no make up or fake plastic tits to eliminate all resistance to their charms.

The police and military will fold like a bad hand at the blackjack table in Vegas.

We will own all of your bacon from coast to coast in less than 69 hours.

The best looking Canadian has fake tits and tons of make up. Her gash looks like her favorite dildo was a jackhammer.

That is Bruce Jenner.

You do hang out with the strangest people.

Not a Canadian girl.

[Silent_Rites]

Yeah we all got the word about this... How do I feel?

Fuck it ISIS, I'm not hiding, look for the guy who's printing through his "Unapologetically American" t-shirt off-post

'Merica...


On a side note, OCONUS bases were at FPCON Bravo for like 8 years straight... No big deal

[skey]

On a side note, OCONUS bases were at FPCON Bravo for like 8 years straight... No big deal

What a buzz kill. All that perfectly good paranoia shot in the A$$.

[skey]

For those of us that don't speak tactical, and who are not Mall Ninja enough to understand all this, but only speak the English of lowly mortals who don't even own a pair of Oakley glasses... WTF are you two talking about?

No Oakley Glasses?!?!??? You can't be "Operator" without Oakley glasses. It is in chapter one of "Mall Ninja for Dummies". Handy book, it lists all the tactical slang for laymen. The translation is the Feds found something and they are a little freaked about it so they have set the threat condition at all the facilities to "Oh-Oh".

Oh, for God's sake! Don't you know anything? It's not the Oakleys alone! They need to be worn on top of your baseball cap to qualify, discreetly mounted just above whatever tacticool flavor-of-the-week manufacturer's logo you're sportin'.

That is in Chapter 3: Dressing for War (or the Mall).

[kf7mjf]

For those of us that don't speak tactical, and who are not Mall Ninja enough to understand all this, but only speak the English of lowly mortals who don't even own a pair of Oakley glasses... WTF are you two talking about?

No Oakley Glasses?!?!??? You can't be "Operator" without Oakley glasses. It is in chapter one of "Mall Ninja for Dummies". Handy book, it lists all the tactical slang for laymen. The translation is the Feds found something and they are a little freaked about it so they have set the threat condition at all the facilities to "Oh-Oh".

Oh, for God's sake! Don't you know anything? It's not the Oakleys alone! They need to be worn on top of your baseball cap to qualify, discreetly mounted just above whatever tacticool flavor-of-the-week manufacturer's logo you're sportin'.

That is in Chapter 3: Dressing for War (or the Mall).

Ooh.... I'm still getting past the first chapter "How to use Airsoft parts incorrectly "

[skey]

The backwards knockoff Elcan is always a nice touch. Chapter 6: "Walking in Tactical Fashion" is a real corker as well.

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[kf7mjf]

The backwards knockoff Elcan is always a nice touch.

I was thinking the same thing, along with a cheap quad rail and Chinese light /laser combo

[skey]

The backwards knockoff Elcan is always a nice touch.

I was thinking the same thing, along with a cheap quad rail and Chinese light /laser combo

Nothing says "Operator" like NC Star.

[kf7mjf]

The backwards knockoff Elcan is always a nice touch.

I was thinking the same thing, along with a cheap quad rail and Chinese light /laser combo

Nothing says "Operator" like NC Star.

NC Star is Chinese for "Delta Force SEAL Team Bravo"

[Eddie Dean]

so, i take it the FBI also knows what's going on, but will let it happen anyway.

[ManikMakki]

FPCON Bravo isn't really that big of a deal. The last time we were at Bravo was after we axed Bin Laden. I say bring it on ISIS.