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FPCON Bravo - USNORTHCOM - W T F
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Jack Beauregard
Location: Sno Ho Co Joined: Sun Jan 20, 2013 Posts: 132
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skey wrote: kf7mjf wrote: For those of us that don't speak tactical, and who are not Mall Ninja enough to understand all this, but only speak the English of lowly mortals who don't even own a pair of Oakley glasses... WTF are you two talking about?  No Oakley Glasses?!?!??? You can't be "Operator" without Oakley glasses. It is in chapter one of "Mall Ninja for Dummies". Handy book, it lists all the tactical slang for laymen.  The translation is the Feds found something and they are a little freaked about it so they have set the threat condition at all the facilities to "Oh-Oh". Oh, for God's sake! Don't you know anything? It's not the Oakleys alone! They need to be worn on top of your baseball cap to qualify, discreetly mounted just above whatever tacticool flavor-of-the-week manufacturer's logo you're sportin'.
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kf7mjf
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Location: Olympia Joined: Sat Oct 29, 2011 Posts: 16026
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I wear the hat backwards so the brim doesn't interfere with the scope on my sniper rifle right
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Mediumrarechicken
Location: Puyallup Joined: Thu Aug 16, 2012 Posts: 9063
Real Name: Richard Fitzwelliner
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RENCORP wrote: Doesn't matter. We have the secret weapon no American male can resist - the Canadian Beaver.
Fatally attractive, requiring no make up or fake plastic tits to eliminate all resistance to their charms.
The police and military will fold like a bad hand at the blackjack table in Vegas.
We will own all of your bacon from coast to coast in less than 69 hours. The best looking Canadian has fake tits and tons of make up. Her gash looks like her favorite dildo was a jackhammer.
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I'm going to type out 3 paragraphs and wax eloquently about a similar story in my life. Pm me if you figured it out.
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| Sat May 09, 2015 5:11 pm |
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Soldier_Citizen
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Location: south 'merca Joined: Wed Jul 25, 2012 Posts: 9738
Real Name: Mike
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Haha!!!!^^^
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| Sat May 09, 2015 5:28 pm |
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RENCORP
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Location: East of Japan, not by much. Joined: Fri Jun 3, 2011 Posts: 13009
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Mediumrarechicken wrote: RENCORP wrote: Doesn't matter. We have the secret weapon no American male can resist - the Canadian Beaver.
Fatally attractive, requiring no make up or fake plastic tits to eliminate all resistance to their charms.
The police and military will fold like a bad hand at the blackjack table in Vegas.
We will own all of your bacon from coast to coast in less than 69 hours. The best looking Canadian has fake tits and tons of make up. Her gash looks like her favorite dildo was a jackhammer. That is Bruce Jenner. You do hang out with the strangest people. Not a Canadian girl.
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Silent_Rites
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Location: JBLM Joined: Sun Aug 31, 2014 Posts: 440
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Yeah we all got the word about this... How do I feel?
Fuck it ISIS, I'm not hiding, look for the guy who's printing through his "Unapologetically American" t-shirt off-post
'Merica...
On a side note, OCONUS bases were at FPCON Bravo for like 8 years straight... No big deal
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| Sun May 10, 2015 12:26 am |
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skey
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Location: Not Washington : ) Joined: Thu Aug 2, 2012 Posts: 2831
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Silent_Rites wrote: On a side note, OCONUS bases were at FPCON Bravo for like 8 years straight... No big deal What a buzz kill. All that perfectly good paranoia shot in the A$$.
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| Sun May 10, 2015 8:15 am |
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skey
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Jack Beauregard wrote: skey wrote: kf7mjf wrote: For those of us that don't speak tactical, and who are not Mall Ninja enough to understand all this, but only speak the English of lowly mortals who don't even own a pair of Oakley glasses... WTF are you two talking about?  No Oakley Glasses?!?!??? You can't be "Operator" without Oakley glasses. It is in chapter one of "Mall Ninja for Dummies". Handy book, it lists all the tactical slang for laymen.  The translation is the Feds found something and they are a little freaked about it so they have set the threat condition at all the facilities to "Oh-Oh". Oh, for God's sake! Don't you know anything? It's not the Oakleys alone! They need to be worn on top of your baseball cap to qualify, discreetly mounted just above whatever tacticool flavor-of-the-week manufacturer's logo you're sportin'. That is in Chapter 3: Dressing for War (or the Mall).
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| Sun May 10, 2015 8:17 am |
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kf7mjf
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Location: Olympia Joined: Sat Oct 29, 2011 Posts: 16026
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skey wrote: Jack Beauregard wrote: skey wrote: kf7mjf wrote: For those of us that don't speak tactical, and who are not Mall Ninja enough to understand all this, but only speak the English of lowly mortals who don't even own a pair of Oakley glasses... WTF are you two talking about?  No Oakley Glasses?!?!??? You can't be "Operator" without Oakley glasses. It is in chapter one of "Mall Ninja for Dummies". Handy book, it lists all the tactical slang for laymen.  The translation is the Feds found something and they are a little freaked about it so they have set the threat condition at all the facilities to "Oh-Oh". Oh, for God's sake! Don't you know anything? It's not the Oakleys alone! They need to be worn on top of your baseball cap to qualify, discreetly mounted just above whatever tacticool flavor-of-the-week manufacturer's logo you're sportin'. That is in Chapter 3: Dressing for War (or the Mall). Ooh.... I'm still getting past the first chapter "How to use Airsoft parts incorrectly "
_________________ "I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said." - William Buckley, Jr.
"...steam, artillery and revolvers give to civilized man an irresistible power." -Perry Collins
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skey
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The backwards knockoff Elcan is always a nice touch. Chapter 6: "Walking in Tactical Fashion" is a real corker as well.
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| Sun May 10, 2015 9:29 am |
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kf7mjf
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Location: Olympia Joined: Sat Oct 29, 2011 Posts: 16026
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skey wrote: The backwards knockoff Elcan is always a nice touch. I was thinking the same thing, along with a cheap quad rail and Chinese light /laser combo
_________________ "I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said." - William Buckley, Jr.
"...steam, artillery and revolvers give to civilized man an irresistible power." -Perry Collins
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| Sun May 10, 2015 9:31 am |
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skey
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kf7mjf wrote: skey wrote: The backwards knockoff Elcan is always a nice touch. I was thinking the same thing, along with a cheap quad rail and Chinese light /laser combo Nothing says "Operator" like NC Star.
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| Sun May 10, 2015 9:32 am |
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kf7mjf
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Location: Olympia Joined: Sat Oct 29, 2011 Posts: 16026
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skey wrote: kf7mjf wrote: skey wrote: The backwards knockoff Elcan is always a nice touch. I was thinking the same thing, along with a cheap quad rail and Chinese light /laser combo Nothing says "Operator" like NC Star. NC Star is Chinese for "Delta Force SEAL Team Bravo"
_________________ "I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said." - William Buckley, Jr.
"...steam, artillery and revolvers give to civilized man an irresistible power." -Perry Collins
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Eddie Dean
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Location: Chesco, PA Joined: Thu Aug 23, 2012 Posts: 5937
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so, i take it the FBI also knows what's going on, but will let it happen anyway.
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| Sun May 10, 2015 9:39 am |
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ManikMakki
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Joined: Thu Mar 22, 2012 Posts: 421
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FPCON Bravo isn't really that big of a deal. The last time we were at Bravo was after we axed Bin Laden. I say bring it on ISIS.
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| Sun May 10, 2015 9:46 am |
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