Elderly Veteran calls 911 over empty refigerator

[kf7mjf]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morn ... ?tid=sm_fb

Goddamnit, I think I put too many onions on my hotdog...

[Mediumrarechicken]

That's terrible.

[kf7mjf]

[quote="Mediumrarechicken"]That's terrible.[/quote

I'm glad they helped him though.

[RENCORP]

Did they fill the fridge with beer and bacon ?

Not gonna open mystery link, not gonna do it.

[kf7mjf]

Did they fill the fridge with beer and bacon ?

Not gonna open mystery link, not gonna do it.

Yes, because the Washington Post is such a dangerous URL.

[bulldog18]

Here's the news link http://abc11.com/society/elderly-cancer-patient-calls-911-because-he-has-no-food-/718448/

I just made a check out to: Mr. Clarence Blackmon

and mailed it to: Fayetteville Police Dept 467 Hay St, Fayetteville, NC 28301

[Itchin4Fishin]

Here's the news link http://abc11.com/society/elderly-cancer-patient-calls-911-because-he-has-no-food-/718448/

I just made a check out to: Mr. Clarence Blackmon

and mailed it to: Fayetteville Police Dept 467 Hay St, Fayetteville, NC 28301

You're an awesome person, Jeff. I have a lot of respect for you.

[Soldier_Citizen]

So sad. I'm glad people jumped up and did something for him.

Guys. When I get old like this... If I live to be of such age... Please take me out into the woods. Leave me with a bottle of rum, a pocket knife and a jar of honey... Cause I gunna wrassle a bear. And if I die... It means I gave sustenance to another living thing to survive. If I live... It means the devil is afraid to let me into hell and I'm stuck here.

[RockHopper]

So sad. I'm glad people jumped up and did something for him.

Guys. When I get old like this... If I live to be of such age... Please take me out into the woods. Leave me with a bottle of rum, a pocket knife and a jar of honey... Cause I gunna wrassle a bear. And if I die... It means I gave sustenance to another living thing to survive. If I live... It means the devil is afraid to let me into hell and I'm stuck here.

Drama queen with an over-inflated ego and sense of self worth. We're not gonna waste perfectly good honey on a dead man. You get a double tap...cause ants, worms and mushrooms gotta eat too. (And we're gonna give your clothes to a homeless person, and have a raffle for your guns)

[Soldier_Citizen]

Double tap I'm ok with.

Clothes, just make sure it goes to homeless vets.

Guns go to my kids though asshole.

And no I'm not a drama queen with a over inflated ego... I just wanna go out with my boots on.

[RockHopper]

Double tap I'm ok with.

Clothes, just make sure it goes to homeless vets.

Guns go to my kids though asshole.

And no I'm not a drama queen with a over inflated ego... I just wanna go out with my boots on.

Easy big guy, I was only teasing. Of COURSE we'll include your kids in the raffle. It's only fair!

[Soldier_Citizen]

keep thinking that.