2016 Election Humor (all parties welcome)

[golddigger14s]

Let’s check out The Trumpsters presidential qualifications...
Obama is against Trump... Check
The Media are against Trump... Check
The establishment Democrats are against Trump... Check
The establishment Republicans are against Trump... Check
The Pope is against Trump... Check
The UN is against Trump... Check
The EU is against Trump... Check
China is against Trump... Check
Mexico is against Trump... Check
Soros is against Trump... Check
BlackLivesMatter is against Trump... Check
Move On.org is against Trump... Check
Koch Bro's are against Trump... Check
Bushes are against Trump ... Check
Hillary-Sanders are against Trump ... Check
Illegal aliens are against Trump ... Check
Islamists are against Trump ... Check
Kasich-Portman are against Trump ... Check
Hateful, racist, violent Liberals are against Trump.. Check
Bonus points!!!
Cher says she will leave the country...
Cyrus says she will leave the country...
Whoopi says she will leave the country...
Rosie says she will leave the country...
Sharpton says he will leave the country...
Gov. Brown says California will build a wall...
What's not to like ??

When you put it that way....

[WaJim]

[DocNugent]

Fair and balanced

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[Wetpaperbag]

The waiting for hand out thing has already happened.

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[OhShoot!]

FALSE. You can't believe all the memes on facebook can you?

http://www.snopes.com/politics/clintons/zeifman.asp

[DocNugent]

FALSE. You can't believe all the memes on facebook can you?

http://www.snopes.com/politics/clintons/zeifman.asp

Not being true actually guarantees it a place in this 2016 Election Humor thread. Satire only requires a grain of truth . . . .

[OhShoot!]

FALSE. You can't believe all the memes on facebook can you?

http://www.snopes.com/politics/clintons/zeifman.asp

Not being true actually guarantees it a place in this 2016 Election Humor thread. Satire only requires a grain of truth . . . .

So then false quotes are funny when trying to push an agenda. Oh I get it now hahahahahaha!!!

[DocNugent]

FALSE. You can't believe all the memes on facebook can you?

http://www.snopes.com/politics/clintons/zeifman.asp

Not being true actually guarantees it a place in this 2016 Election Humor thread. Satire only requires a grain of truth . . . .

So then false quotes are funny when trying to push an agenda. Oh I get it now hahahahahaha!!!

Good, Now go find us more examples.

This one includes false quotes to illuminate a grain of truth:

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[OhShoot!]

ok. i'll try

[DocNugent]

Good one!

Now just remember that "all parties" (and their candidates) are fair game.

[jukk0u]

FALSE. You can't believe all the memes on facebook can you?

http://www.snopes.com/politics/clintons/zeifman.asp

Snopes (not a very credible source, run as it is by Yogurt-eating patchouli-smelling lefties ) claims this report is false on the grounds of inaccurate references to who hired and fired Illary. But they do not refute her actions.

here's Zeifman's book:

http://1984arkansasmotheroftheyear.blogspot.com/2012/07/jerry-zeifman-slams-hillary-for.html

A small exerpt:

" Hillary assured me that she had not drafted, and would not advocate, any such rules changes. However, as documented in my personal diary I soon learned that she had lied. She had already drafted changes, and continued to advocate them. In one written legal memorandum, she advocated denying President Nixon representation by counsel. In so doing she simply ignored the fact that in the committee’s then-most-recent prior impeachment proceeding, the committee had afforded the right to counsel to Supreme Court Justice William O. Douglas.
I had also informed Hillary that the Douglas impeachment files were available for public inspection in the committee offices. She later removed the Douglas files without my permission and carried them to the offices of the impeachment inquiry staff -- where they were no longer accessible to the public.
Hillary had also made other flawed procedural recommendations, arguing that the Judiciary Committee should: not hold any hearings with – or take depositions of -- any live witnesses; not conduct any original investigation of Watergate, bribery, tax evasion, or any other possible impeachable offense of President Nixon; and should rely solely on documentary evidence compiled by other committees and by the Justice Departments special Watergate prosecutor . "

While I find no claim in his book that he fired her, and we can concede theren lies the inaccuracy of the meme, the fact that she acted inproperly, cannot be refuted

[DocNugent]

On the other hand, it provides a context for current accusations about Hillary, such as this one:

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[solyanik]

FALSE. You can't believe all the memes on facebook can you?

http://www.snopes.com/politics/clintons/zeifman.asp

Yes he can!

[solyanik]

Imagine this scenario: Hillary wins Democratic nomination, Trump wins Republican, Trump offers Hillary a VP spot, and just for the lulz she accepts. Now the two most reviled US politicians get into White House UNOPPOSED!

[CurtisLemansky]

That's not funny.


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