Juice will be on the loose! Parole Granted.

[Guntrader]

To be released Oct 1, 2017
With some stipulations.



Infraction free for 9 years, and got an infraction a couple weeks ago for whacking off in front of a female guard.
Parole hearing is tomorrow.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... arole.html

EXCLUSIVE: OJ Simpson's parole may be in jeopardy after he was caught masturbating in his Nevada prison cell by a female corrections officer

The former football great was caught pleasuring himself by a female corrections officer making her normal rounds at the Lovelock Correctional Center in Nevada
'He is facing a disciplinary hearing after being written up for masturbating in his prison cell,' a prison source tells Dailymail.com
Up until June, when the incident occurred, OJ was a model inmate ever since he entered Lovelock 2008

He will appear remotely from Locklock in front of the four-member parole board in Carson City, Nevada, via video conference at 1 p.m.

When OJ, now 70, goes in front of the Nevada Department of Corrections Parole Board on Thursday, he still won't have faced a disciplinary hearing for the masturbation charge, which, says the source, could pose a problem for him.

While it's not the most serious charge to be written up for in prison, it's serious enough that any potential parole date maybe be delayed or his parole denied all together,' added the source.

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[OhShoot!]

WTF? I hope that he at least got to finish.

[mislabeled]

It's prison, where is he supposed to jack off?

[Guntrader]

He didn't have any Quaalude's, what else is he gonna do?

[SporkBoy]

They need to let him out so he can resume the search for the real killers.

[SFCRMSA]

No Happy Ending...

[foggood11]

"I would not, could not, did not, commit this crime"

[RENCORP]

" If my dick had no hole, you must parole. "

[Rix86]

It's prison, where is he supposed to jack off?

That was my thought.

[MadPick]

It's prison, where is he supposed to jack off?

That was my thought.

Exactly. Is it really against the rules to masturbate??

I was considering a life of crime, but now I'm swinging back to the other direction . . . .

[AR15L]

A crime?
Crap... all of Waguns is guilty.

[Soldier_Citizen]

It's prison, where is he supposed to jack off?

That was my thought.

Exactly. Is it really against the rules to masturbate??

I was considering a life of crime, but now I'm swinging back to the other direction . . . .

Pretty sure it's against the rules most places to spank the monkey. Ask Eddie, that fucker probably has some experience in the issue. As well as mash

[golddigger14s]

Just don't whack it when the screws are patrolling.

[deadshot2]

A newspaper article referring to an unnamed source.

OK, why should I believe this?

Better yet, why should I give a crap.

For the amusement of others reading this (or perhaps not) here is a little something from the Urban Dictionary

fifi
fifi is a latex glove wrapped by a small towell or sock inmates wrap the towell or sock. you can make your fifi tight to simulate a tight pussy by using rubberbands around the towell. insert some cream in the glove maybe some warm water. now just pretend your boning some fine ass chick and hurry before the guards bust you.oh and never use shampoo unless you want your penis to blow up and all your cell mates to laugh at you

[RockHopper]

It's prison, where is he supposed to jack off?

That was my thought.

Exactly. Is it really against the rules to masturbate??

I was considering a life of crime, but now I'm swinging back to the other direction . . . .

I thought there were laws against "cruel and unusual" punishment?