Relax, Kyle; eugenics is the "in" thing with health insurance providers now:
Patient: "A wheelchair would simplify my life sooo much, right now."
Canadian Health Ministry: "Can we interest you in suicide? Sooo much simpler!"
.....
Patient: "I think I have the sniffles"
Big Pharma: "The flu is for whimps; how about myocarditis, cuz we got a shot for that"
.....
Patient: "I grew up in a single parent home raised by a bitter woman ... I was fed, and constantly breath in micro-plastic/pthalates, coupled with a strict soy diet so my testosterone is out of whack, doctor... and mom's, and the public school's feminist indoctrination has me confused and hating myself..."
Medical "Professionals": "Sorry... hey! wanna cut off your dick and take life-shortening hormone therapy?"
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“A return to First Principles in a Republic is sometimes caused by simple virtues of a single man. His good example has such an influence that the good men strive to imitate him, and the wicked are ashamed to lead a life so contrary to his example. Before all else, be armed!” ~ Niccolo Machiavelli
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Sat Dec 31, 2022 9:27 am
Pablo
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Relax, Kyle; eugenics is the "in" thing with health insurance providers now:
Patient: "A wheelchair would simplify my life sooo much, right now."
Canadian Health Ministry: "Can we interest you in suicide? Sooo much simpler!"
.....
Patient: "I think I have the sniffles"
Big Pharma: "The flu is for whimps; how about myocarditis, cuz we got a shot for that"
.....
Patient: "I grew up in a single parent home raised by a bitter woman ... I was fed, and constantly breath in micro-plastic/pthalates, coupled with a strict soy diet so my testosterone is out of whack, doctor... and mom's, and the public school's feminist indoctrination has me confused and hating myself..."
Medical "Professionals": "Sorry... hey! wanna cut off your dick and take life-shortening hormone therapy?"
Haha haha damn
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Sat Dec 31, 2022 9:34 am
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Man with suicide victim's heart takes own life A man who received a heart transplant 12 years ago and later married the donor's widow died the same way the donor did, authorities said: of a self-inflicted gunshot wound.
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Sat Dec 31, 2022 11:48 am
Pablo
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Man with suicide victim's heart takes own life A man who received a heart transplant 12 years ago and later married the donor's widow died the same way the donor did, authorities said: of a self-inflicted gunshot wound.
Man with suicide victim's heart takes own life A man who received a heart transplant 12 years ago and later married the donor's widow died the same way the donor did, authorities said: of a self-inflicted gunshot wound.
Man with suicide victim's heart takes own life A man who received a heart transplant 12 years ago and later married the donor's widow died the same way the donor did, authorities said: of a self-inflicted gunshot wound.
Too bad we don't have a "TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE" thread. But ya, this will fit nicely in here.
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Realizing they made a mistake, Walmart will now be hiring more cashiers! They want to go back to worrying about customer experience rather than just thinking of cutting costs.
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Mon Jan 02, 2023 7:06 am
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According to DeKalb detectives, the suspect, identified as Quadarius McDowell, 30, had taken his car to the tire shop for service.
Authorities say, at some point, Gordon started to drive McDowell’s car in the business parking lot.
McDowell reportedly thought Gordon was trying to steal his car and fired multiple shots, shooting the victim.
A friend, as a younger man, worked in a gas/service station. The service attendants would often park customers cars in the next door dentist's parking lot. Keys were left in the ash tray so the dentist could let himself out if inadvertently blocked in.
Said friend exited the gas station to retrieve a car one evening and discovered someone (the dentist) leaning into the car he sought and rooting through the console and ash tray.
Thinking fast, friend seized the door and slammed it shut onto the legs/knees of the prowler (the dentist.) While I wasn't there, I'm sure they shared a laugh after that (not).
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"The said Constitution shall never be construed to authorize Congress to prevent the people of the United States who are peaceable citizens from keeping their own arms." ~ Samuel Adams
“A return to First Principles in a Republic is sometimes caused by simple virtues of a single man. His good example has such an influence that the good men strive to imitate him, and the wicked are ashamed to lead a life so contrary to his example. Before all else, be armed!” ~ Niccolo Machiavelli
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Mon Jan 02, 2023 8:25 am
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'It’s a piece of cake really - that's why you have so many out here': Portland homeless woman boasts about how she is fed three meals a day by woke city and can stay in her tent all day and do drugs Wendy, a homeless woman, is candid about benefits of living rough in Portland The nearly open-air drug policy has led to more tents on the streets, she said Portland decriminalized small amounts of meth, cocaine and heroin in 2020
Tue Jan 03, 2023 10:43 am
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'It’s a piece of cake really - that's why you have so many out here': Portland homeless woman boasts about how she is fed three meals a day by woke city and can stay in her tent all day and do drugs Wendy, a homeless woman, is candid about benefits of living rough in Portland The nearly open-air drug policy has led to more tents on the streets, she said Portland decriminalized small amounts of meth, cocaine and heroin in 2020
I'M SO SICK OF THESE TRASH (THAT INCLUDES THE .GOV)! ANYONE ON THE DOLE NEEDS TO DO A PISS TEST BEFORE RECEIVING ANY BENEFITS AND IF THEY FAIL, NO $$$!!!!!
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Tue Jan 03, 2023 11:09 am
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