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https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4118415/g ... from-hell/

A THREESOME that went badly wrong led to a woman falling off a balcony while having an orgasm and another toppling down some stairs.

Both women suffered broken bones after the romp rapidly went south following a “positional quarrel”.

The first woman suffered broken bones in her feet and legs after she plunged ten feet from a balcony as she reached her climax.

Her naked friend screamed and ran down the stairs to help her, slipped, and snapped bones in her arm and neck.

Medics arrived at the apartment in Bad Breisig where the embarrassed man explained what had occurred.

Police said the female victims of the sex game gone wrong were both naked.

Cops added that the man in the threesome told them that “during the lovemaking, there was a positional quarrel”, with one of the ladies leaning against a balcony railing which led to her plunge.

A local newspaper commented on the incident: “They better try bondage next time.”

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Fri Jul 28, 2017 4:11 pm
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A local newspaper commented on the incident: “They better try bondage next time.”



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The guy is lucky he didn't break a bone.

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