Re: Anyone have a number to a good priest?
Mon Jul 31, 2017 7:23 am
dreadi wrote:Burn sage and be at peace.
Yup - burned sage in each house we've lived in. Blow the smoke into the corners of each room.
Re: Anyone have a number to a good priest?
Mon Jul 31, 2017 7:27 am
cityslicker wrote:Its your alarm system.Check all wiring and batteries. Download the manual for your alarm system and follow the checklist for testing. Check for drafts around window seals. This will improve your energy costs.
The smoke alarms are not connected to each other. They are just stuck on the wall. Wednesday is my day off I will have to run some tests to determine if I burn this house and the house behind us down. (JK I wouldn't do that)
There is not that much airflow upstairs. So when it swings a fully opened door shut (with force) it is a bit unsettling.
I'm not breaking the lease, but I am sending the wife to get some holy water.
The unsettling thing is how we were just talking about fire safety with our daughter and then the alarm starts going off. I have never had a smoke alarm go off unless there was steam or smoke to set it off. Then to have it go off as we are talking fire safety... Maybe its a good ghost and was reminding us that the smoke alarm is junk? Positive thinking......
Re: Anyone have a number to a good priest?
Mon Jul 31, 2017 7:35 am
Cedar and sage tied up together as a smudge stick can be bought ready to go - light one end up like a cigar, and walk through each room and closet in the house, carrying it to, and blowing or waving the smoke into all of the corners. It cleanses and purifies the home.
Re: Anyone have a number to a good priest?
Mon Jul 31, 2017 7:35 am
RusoArmo wrote:Have you tried turning the demons off and back on again?
Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
Re: Anyone have a number to a good priest?
Mon Jul 31, 2017 7:42 am
Wtf is wrong with you all? Buncha fucking babies. It's a new house. He's got a draft, a faulty smoke alarm (or low battery) and accidentally left a light on.
Who ya gonna call? No, not the Ghostbusters you fucktards! Let's call someone with a couple man sized testicles in their scrote to slap some sense into all of you!
OP please don't go shooting at any ghosts, SMH.
Who ya gonna call? No, not the Ghostbusters you fucktards! Let's call someone with a couple man sized testicles in their scrote to slap some sense into all of you!
OP please don't go shooting at any ghosts, SMH.
Re: Anyone have a number to a good priest?
Mon Jul 31, 2017 7:50 am
sinus211 wrote:Wtf is wrong with you all? Buncha fucking babies. It's a new house. He's got a draft, a faulty smoke alarm (or low battery) and accidentally left a light on.
Who ya gonna call? No, not the Ghostbusters you fucktards! Let's call someone with a couple man sized testicles in their scrote to slap some sense into all of you!
OP please don't go shooting at any ghosts, SMH.
Awwwww Comon!....There are people killed daily by paranormal ghosts and boogie men. Check the web.
Boogie Woogie Woogie!
Re: Anyone have a number to a good priest?
Mon Jul 31, 2017 8:05 am
Use the ghost story to get more sex from your gal
Re: Anyone have a number to a good priest?
Mon Jul 31, 2017 8:08 am
So on a slightly related topic, how come Aliens only "probe" Redneck Inbreds?
Re: Anyone have a number to a good priest?
Mon Jul 31, 2017 8:11 am
zombie66 wrote:... how come Aliens only "probe" Redneck Inbreds?
How about you go find the nearest mirror and ask one?
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Re: Anyone have a number to a good priest?
Mon Jul 31, 2017 8:23 am
sinus211 wrote:[quote="zombie66"... how come Aliens only "probe" Redneck Inbreds?
How about you go find the nearest mirror and ask one?[/quote]
you sure woke up sassy today.
Re: Anyone have a number to a good priest?
Mon Jul 31, 2017 8:24 am
Here is a flick that run under the radar.
"Fate has dealt Richard Vanuck a very strange hand; he's a natural born exorcist. In fact, he's the best there's ever been, and with possessions on the rise across the city he's booked solid. Eventually he comes to realize that performing exorcisms is the only thing he's truly good at, even though his daily battles with Satanic forces are wearing him down."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TAHN3q1eoA
"Fate has dealt Richard Vanuck a very strange hand; he's a natural born exorcist. In fact, he's the best there's ever been, and with possessions on the rise across the city he's booked solid. Eventually he comes to realize that performing exorcisms is the only thing he's truly good at, even though his daily battles with Satanic forces are wearing him down."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TAHN3q1eoA
Re: Anyone have a number to a good priest?
Mon Jul 31, 2017 8:24 am
sinus211 wrote:[quote="zombie66"... how come Aliens only "probe" Redneck Inbreds?
How about you go find the nearest mirror and ask one?
you sure woke up sassy today.
Re: Anyone have a number to a good priest?
Mon Jul 31, 2017 9:14 am
OhShoot! wrote:sinus211 wrote:zombie66 wrote:... how come Aliens only "probe" Redneck Inbreds?
How about you go find the nearest mirror and ask one?
you sure woke up sassy today.
Re: Anyone have a number to a good priest?
Mon Jul 31, 2017 9:15 am
sinus211 wrote:Wtf is wrong with you all? Buncha fucking babies. It's a new house. He's got a draft, a faulty smoke alarm (or low battery) and accidentally left a light on.
Who ya gonna call? No, not the Ghostbusters you fucktards! Let's call someone with a couple man sized testicles in their scrote to slap some sense into all of you!
OP please don't go shooting at any ghosts, SMH.
No ghosts are getting shot.
I cleared the house only because of the noise then the smoke detector going off I thought there could be someone outside cutting wires hoping to disable an alarm.
Everything else is just a pure coincidence.
Re: Anyone have a number to a good priest?
Mon Jul 31, 2017 9:17 am
stompah wrote:
Everything else is just a pure coincidence.
DING DING DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
