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Anyone have a number to a good priest?
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Site Supporter   Location: I-5 /512 Joined: Thu Dec 8, 2011 Posts: 15491 Real Name: chris 
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beetle-juice, beetle-juice, beetle-juice he'll be there soon to help
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Site Supporter  Location: Bellevue Joined: Tue Aug 6, 2013 Posts: 4895 Real Name: Jennifer
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I don't believe in the existence of anything supernatural--I have faith, but do not believe.
That said, I know a guy. No, really. PM me for his information. _________________ "The Constitution shall never be construed to prevent the people of the United States who are peaceable citizens from keeping their own arms." ~ Samuel Adams "If someone has a gun and is trying to kill you, it would be reasonable to shoot back with your own gun." ~Tenzin Gyatso, aka His Holiness the Dalai Lama "We who are strong have an obligation to bear with the failings of the weak, and not to please ourselves." ~ Romans 15:1 "Ils Ont Les Armes, On Les Emmerde, On A Le Champagne!"~Charlie Hebdo, November 2015 |
| Mon Jul 31, 2017 4:32 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: Tulsa, Ok Joined: Mon Nov 25, 2013 Posts: 2336 Real Name: Jeremy
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I like the "psychic energy" theory. Moving is a stressful experience no matter how well planned. Maybe try to get some extra rest my friend.
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Site Supporter  Location: Deckerville Joined: Wed Jan 13, 2016 Posts: 2964 Real Name: Rob
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One solid week of shit faced drunkenness will solve all your problems.
You can thank me later. _________________ “The Democrats are playing you for a political chump and if you vote for them, not only are you a chump, you are a traitor to your race.”-Malcolm X |
| Mon Jul 31, 2017 6:16 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: King County Joined: Thu Oct 16, 2014 Posts: 4012
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First rule, is you can't scare a ghost. I mean, it's a frickin' ghost.
Second rule, you can't force them to leave. Your only chance is to reason with them, and help them cross-over and leave. What you need to do is follow SporkBoys advice. Get really drunk. Night after night. Hang out in the house with the fire going. Just a couple candles. Entice them out. Speak to them. Welcome them into your home. Make friends with them. Garner their sympathy. Tell them they are scaring your wife and daughter. Ask them politely to get the fuck out. |
| Mon Jul 31, 2017 9:04 pm |
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Site Moderator   Location: Marysville Joined: Thu Mar 22, 2012 Posts: 13844 Real Name: Mike
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snozzberries wrote: First rule, is you can't scare a ghost. I mean, it's a frickin' ghost. Second rule, you can't force them to leave. Your only chance is to reason with them, and help them cross-over and leave. What you need to do is follow SporkBoys advice. Get really drunk. Night after night. Hang out in the house with the fire going. Just a couple candles. Entice them out. Speak to them. Welcome them into your home. Make friends with them. Garner their sympathy. Tell them they are scaring your wife and daughter. Ask them politely to get the fuck out.  _________________ Licensed/Bonded/Insured Hardwood Floor Installer/Finisher http://www.hardwoodfloorsnw.com/ |
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Site Supporter  Location: Bellevue area - WA Joined: Wed Jan 9, 2013 Posts: 1497
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I think it's you or your wife - you were talking about something, then it happened. You're projecting....
Think happy thoughts. :) Sleep well |
| Mon Jul 31, 2017 9:13 pm |
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In Memoriam Joined: Wed Mar 6, 2013 Posts: 12018
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Some of yous make me giggle.
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Site Admin   Location: Renton, WA Joined: Sun Mar 13, 2011 Posts: 53104 Real Name: Steve
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I just texted Sam and Dean. Listen for the rumble.
_________________ Steve Benefactor Life Member, National Rifle Association Life Member, Second Amendment Foundation Patriot & Life Member, Gun Owners of America Life Member, Citizens Committee for the Right to Keep and Bear Arms Legal Action Supporter, Firearms Policy Coalition Member, NAGR/NFGR Please support the organizations that support all of us. Leave it cleaner than you found it. |
| Mon Jul 31, 2017 9:25 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: Lacey/Olympia/JBLM Joined: Tue May 10, 2011 Posts: 3197 Real Name: Marco
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What the hell is really going on?
 _________________ "Dedication, perseverance, commitment and tenacity are the traits you will find in those who finish and achieve their dreams." There are times when the situation as it occurs, dictates the course of actions that follow. "I stand for the National Anthem, always have, always will" On days like this, I often wonder what Gary Gordon and Randy Shughart would do... |
| Mon Jul 31, 2017 10:47 pm |
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Site Supporter Location: King County Joined: Thu Oct 16, 2014 Posts: 4012
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sinus211 wrote: snozzberries wrote: First rule, is you can't scare a ghost. I mean, it's a frickin' ghost. Second rule, you can't force them to leave. Your only chance is to reason with them, and help them cross-over and leave. What you need to do is follow SporkBoys advice. Get really drunk. Night after night. Hang out in the house with the fire going. Just a couple candles. Entice them out. Speak to them. Welcome them into your home. Make friends with them. Garner their sympathy. Tell them they are scaring your wife and daughter. Ask them politely to get the fuck out. Oh yeah I forgot to mention that there is probably a reason the ghosts are still here and haven't moved along. They might ask you to do something. Like cut down your corn field and make a baseball diamond. If they start to take over the body of a black woman and talk to you, well...there are other sources on how to deal with that problem. |
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Site Supporter  Location: Spanaway WA Joined: Wed Jul 6, 2011 Posts: 6494 Real Name: Hugo Stiglitz
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Maybe the Ghost is just trying to turn his life around......
#ghostlivesmatter |
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Site Supporter  Location: Idaho (pending) Joined: Sat Aug 4, 2012 Posts: 2825
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Massivedesign wrote: Go in the bathroom, close the door, turn off the lights, look in the mirror and say... "Bloody Mary" three times. I believe the modern take on that is to say "I have evidence that will incriminate Hillary Clinton" three times, then watch for some supernatural events to take place like committing suicide with 3 gunshots to the back, being randomly yet specifically targeted in a botched robbery, ghosts dropping weights on your neck in the gym, etc |
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Site Supporter  Location: SnoCo Joined: Thu Mar 17, 2011 Posts: 2357
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stompah wrote: OK. Screw this. We just moved, wife and I are in bed talking about what daughter should do if the house catches fire. We hear a bump downstairs and think nothing of it. Then a minute later the FREAKEN smoke alarm in our room starts going off. I don't know if the fire alarm is connected to the others. So thinking maybe someone snipped a fire alarm wire instead of an alarm wire (this house has an alarm) I check the house for trouble. Double check all the doors to make sure they are locked and check the yard for signs of foul play. All is clear I come back upstairs and remove the smoke alarm from the wall. No wires connecting it to the other alarms......... The door to son's room will swing open and shut on its own. Earlier when we got in bed wife thought I left a light on downstairs. I did not. I've got goose bumps and am sleeping with my crucifix.... If the CO2 detector goes off you'll find me at the local Holiday Inn. My wife is obsessed with the house behind us. It is fully furnished with 70s furniture and abandoned. The deceased owner is named Dwight. My wife is obsessed with this house and Dwight. Dwight Fry, by chance? Mommy where's daddy? He's been gone for so long. Do you think he'll ever come home? I was gone for fourteen days I coulda been gone for more Held up in the intensive care ward Lyin' on the floor I was gone for all those days But I, was not all alone I made friends with a lot of people In the danger zone See my lonely life unfold I see it every day See my lonely mind explode Since I've gone away I think I lost some weight there And I, I'm sure I need some rest Sleepin don't come very easy In a straight white vest Should like to see that little children She's only four years old.. old I'd give her back all of her play things Even, even the ones I stole See my lonely life unfold I see it everyday See my lonely mind explode When I've gone insane I want to get out of here I want to get out of here I, I've gotta, I've gotta get out of here I, I gotta get out of here I, I gotta get out of here IgottagetoutahereIgottagetoutahereIgottagetoutahere Ya gotta let me out of here Let me outta her Etc See my lonely life unfold I see it everyday See my lonely mind explode Blown up in my face I grabbed my hat and I got my coat And I, I ran into the street I saw a man that was choking there I guess he couldn't breathe Said to myself this is very strange I'm glad it wasn't me But now I hear those sirens callin' And so I am not free I didn't want to be I didn't want to be I didn't want to be See my lonely life unfold (I didn't want to be) I see it every day (Leave me alone I didn't want to be Don't touch me!) See my lonely mind explode When I've gone Insane _________________ "The faster you shoot, the less shot you will get." |
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Archbishop J. Peter Sartain. Every Bishop is a exorcist, any priest can bless your house.
http://www.seattlearchdiocese.org/archd ... fault.aspx |
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