Anyone have a number to a good priest?

[cmica]

beetle-juice, beetle-juice, beetle-juice he'll be there soon to help

[glockgirl]

I don't believe in the existence of anything supernatural--I have faith, but do not believe.

That said, I know a guy. No, really. PM me for his information.

[RockHopper]

I like the "psychic energy" theory. Moving is a stressful experience no matter how well planned. Maybe try to get some extra rest my friend.

[SporkBoy]

One solid week of shit faced drunkenness will solve all your problems.


You can thank me later.

[snozzberries]

First rule, is you can't scare a ghost. I mean, it's a frickin' ghost.
Second rule, you can't force them to leave.

Your only chance is to reason with them, and help them cross-over and leave. What you need to do is follow SporkBoys advice.

Get really drunk. Night after night. Hang out in the house with the fire going. Just a couple candles. Entice them out. Speak to them. Welcome them into your home. Make friends with them. Garner their sympathy. Tell them they are scaring your wife and daughter. Ask them politely to get the fuck out.

[Sinus211]

First rule, is you can't scare a ghost. I mean, it's a frickin' ghost.
Second rule, you can't force them to leave.

Your only chance is to reason with them, and help them cross-over and leave. What you need to do is follow SporkBoys advice.

Get really drunk. Night after night. Hang out in the house with the fire going. Just a couple candles. Entice them out. Speak to them. Welcome them into your home. Make friends with them. Garner their sympathy. Tell them they are scaring your wife and daughter. Ask them politely to get the fuck out.

[mmalleck]

I think it's you or your wife - you were talking about something, then it happened. You're projecting....

Think happy thoughts. :) Sleep well

[PMB]

Some of yous make me giggle.

[MadPick]

I just texted Sam and Dean. Listen for the rumble.

[SFCRMSA]

What the hell is really going on?

[snozzberries]

First rule, is you can't scare a ghost. I mean, it's a frickin' ghost.
Second rule, you can't force them to leave.

Your only chance is to reason with them, and help them cross-over and leave. What you need to do is follow SporkBoys advice.

Get really drunk. Night after night. Hang out in the house with the fire going. Just a couple candles. Entice them out. Speak to them. Welcome them into your home. Make friends with them. Garner their sympathy. Tell them they are scaring your wife and daughter. Ask them politely to get the fuck out.

Oh yeah I forgot to mention that there is probably a reason the ghosts are still here and haven't moved along. They might ask you to do something. Like cut down your corn field and make a baseball diamond. If they start to take over the body of a black woman and talk to you, well...there are other sources on how to deal with that problem.

[zombie66]

Maybe the Ghost is just trying to turn his life around......

#ghostlivesmatter

[os2firefox]

Go in the bathroom, close the door, turn off the lights, look in the mirror and say... "Bloody Mary" three times.

I believe the modern take on that is to say "I have evidence that will incriminate Hillary Clinton" three times, then watch for some supernatural events to take place like committing suicide with 3 gunshots to the back, being randomly yet specifically targeted in a botched robbery, ghosts dropping weights on your neck in the gym, etc

[Jonathan Brown]

OK. Screw this. We just moved, wife and I are in bed talking about what daughter should do if the house catches fire. We hear a bump downstairs and think nothing of it. Then a minute later the FREAKEN smoke alarm in our room starts going off. I don't know if the fire alarm is connected to the others. So thinking maybe someone snipped a fire alarm wire instead of an alarm wire (this house has an alarm) I check the house for trouble. Double check all the doors to make sure they are locked and check the yard for signs of foul play.

All is clear I come back upstairs and remove the smoke alarm from the wall. No wires connecting it to the other alarms.........

The door to son's room will swing open and shut on its own.

Earlier when we got in bed wife thought I left a light on downstairs. I did not.

I've got goose bumps and am sleeping with my crucifix....

If the CO2 detector goes off you'll find me at the local Holiday Inn.


My wife is obsessed with the house behind us. It is fully furnished with 70s furniture and abandoned. The deceased owner is named Dwight. My wife is obsessed with this house and Dwight.

Dwight Fry, by chance?

Mommy where's daddy?
He's been gone for so long.
Do you think he'll ever come home?

I was gone for fourteen days
I coulda been gone for more
Held up in the intensive care ward
Lyin' on the floor
I was gone for all those days
But I, was not all alone
I made friends with a lot of people
In the danger zone

See my lonely life unfold
I see it every day
See my lonely mind explode
Since I've gone away

I think I lost some weight there
And I, I'm sure I need some rest
Sleepin don't come very easy
In a straight white vest
Should like to see that little children
She's only four years old.. old
I'd give her back all of her play things
Even, even the ones I stole

See my lonely life unfold
I see it everyday
See my lonely mind explode
When I've gone insane

I want to get out of here
I want to get out of here
I, I've gotta, I've gotta get out of here
I, I gotta get out of here
I, I gotta get out of here
IgottagetoutahereIgottagetoutahereIgottagetoutahere
Ya gotta let me out of here
Let me outta her
Etc

See my lonely life unfold
I see it everyday
See my lonely mind explode
Blown up in my face

I grabbed my hat and I got my coat
And I, I ran into the street
I saw a man that was choking there
I guess he couldn't breathe
Said to myself this is very strange
I'm glad it wasn't me
But now I hear those sirens callin'
And so I am not free
I didn't want to be
I didn't want to be
I didn't want to be

See my lonely life unfold
(I didn't want to be)
I see it every day
(Leave me alone
I didn't want to be
Don't touch me!)
See my lonely mind explode
When I've gone Insane

[George]

Archbishop J. Peter Sartain. Every Bishop is a exorcist, any priest can bless your house.
http://www.seattlearchdiocese.org/archd ... fault.aspx