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Anyone have a number to a good priest?
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Site Supporter / FFL Dealer   Location: Tacoma, Washington Joined: Fri Nov 21, 2014 Posts: 8614 
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How does every priest become an exorcist? There must be a lot of demon possessed people for every seminarian to practice on. I wonder if the possessed person has to sign a waiver to allow students to work on them.
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In Memoriam  Location: Mukilteoish Joined: Sat Mar 26, 2011 Posts: 11589
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Think you have to be a priest and go through the Exorcist Union.
Pay your $100 and sit around at the hiring hall outside the Vatican and wait for someone to be possessed. They always need a young priest to assist. Need to get your 4,600 hours in before you are certified a Journeyman Exorcist. http://icaoe.weebly.com/membership.html  _________________ NRA Endowment Member. How did they know my member was well endowed? |
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Site Supporter  Location: tumwater Joined: Thu Feb 21, 2013 Posts: 2358 Real Name: Kyle
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 You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post. _________________ Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. Albert Einstein |
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Site Supporter / FFL Dealer Location: Tacoma, Washington Joined: Fri Nov 21, 2014 Posts: 8614
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This one time, in Louisiana, I exorcised a demon. The cost was less than $400 and required a six month waiting period. The state called it a, "Simplified Dissolution of Marriage without children".
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| Wed Aug 02, 2017 2:11 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: RENTON Joined: Fri Mar 25, 2011 Posts: 20841 Real Name: John
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dreadi wrote: This one time, in Louisiana, I exorcised a demon. The cost was less than $400 and required a six month waiting period. The state called it a, "Simplified Dissolution of Marriage without children".  I did that in Washington and I am still paying 12 years later.  _________________ Mr. Q wrote: so basically, if you have to smoke some asshole, make sure they become fertilizer and then Bounce? got it. Guntrader wrote: Huh, maybe I was an asshole. NRA Member/RSO SAF 5 Year Donor GOA Member |
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Site Supporter  Location: King County Joined: Thu Oct 16, 2014 Posts: 4012
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usrifle wrote: dreadi wrote: This one time, in Louisiana, I exorcised a demon. The cost was less than $400 and required a six month waiting period. The state called it a, "Simplified Dissolution of Marriage without children". I did that in Washington and I am still paying 12 years later. You know why divorce is so expensive? Because it's worth it. |
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In Memoriam Location: Mukilteoish Joined: Sat Mar 26, 2011 Posts: 11589
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Need a better job or a better lawyer.
 My guy in Everett got me everything I wanted and even refunded part of my retainer. But for a reasonable divorce to take place, both parties have to be reasonable which is seldom the case. usrifle wrote: I did that in Washington and I am still paying 12 years later. _________________ NRA Endowment Member. How did they know my member was well endowed? |
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In Memoriam  Location: Tacoma Wa Joined: Tue Oct 8, 2013 Posts: 16607 Real Name: George Bailey
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snozzberries wrote: usrifle wrote: dreadi wrote: This one time, in Louisiana, I exorcised a demon. The cost was less than $400 and required a six month waiting period. The state called it a, "Simplified Dissolution of Marriage without children". I did that in Washington and I am still paying 12 years later. You know why divorce is so expensive? Because it's worth it. Save all the hassle.....Cheaper to buy some random bitch you hate a house...and a car. _________________ "Remove one freedom per generation and soon you will have no freedom and no one would have noticed."......Carl Marx "Let us Cross the river and sit in the shade of the trees" .....Stonewall Jackson T. Jefferson "....the tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants. it is it's natural manure" |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_7wC0kvZYQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zC3_i6EaVqQ I have seen someone possessed and it is no joke. The devil is real. |
| Wed Aug 02, 2017 7:49 pm |
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In Memoriam Joined: Wed Mar 6, 2013 Posts: 12018
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I recommend an excellent book : Demon Haunted World
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Demon-Haunted_World https://www.amazon.com/Demon-Haunted-Wo ... 0345409469 http://product.half.ebay.com/The-Demon- ... 70&tg=info You can get it as low as $1.45 + postage at half.com . I have an extra copy that I can bring or send to a WaGuns event if it'll be read, not shot. |
| Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:29 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: South Seattle Joined: Thu May 2, 2013 Posts: 13416 Real Name: Steve
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dreadi wrote: This one time, in Louisiana, I exorcised a demon. The cost was less than $400 and required a six month waiting period. The state called it a, "Simplified Dissolution of Marriage without children". I exorcised mine in Virginia. |
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Site Supporter  Location: Bellingham Canada Joined: Thu Jan 3, 2013 Posts: 4995 Real Name: Josheewa
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dreadi wrote: This one time, in Louisiana, I exorcised a demon. The cost was less than $400 and required a six month waiting period. The state called it a, "Simplified Dissolution of Marriage without children". Sounds a lot like the weight loss plan I went on. Lost 125 pounds, and kept it off too. _________________ It must be frustrating always being the smartest person in the room.-Jagerbomber35 Divided we fall. |
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Site Supporter Location: RENTON Joined: Fri Mar 25, 2011 Posts: 20841 Real Name: John
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OhShoot! wrote: dreadi wrote: This one time, in Louisiana, I exorcised a demon. The cost was less than $400 and required a six month waiting period. The state called it a, "Simplified Dissolution of Marriage without children". Sounds a lot like the weight loss plan I went on. Lost 125 pounds, and kept it off too. What was his name? _________________ Mr. Q wrote: so basically, if you have to smoke some asshole, make sure they become fertilizer and then Bounce? got it. Guntrader wrote: Huh, maybe I was an asshole. NRA Member/RSO SAF 5 Year Donor GOA Member |
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Site Supporter  Location: Lynnwood/Bothell Joined: Thu Jul 31, 2014 Posts: 8688 Real Name: Curtis
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I'm convinced a lot of the people we diagnose as mentally insane are actually demon-possessed. All the psychiatric care in the world won't help them...they need a different kind of healing.
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Site Moderator   Location: Marysville Joined: Thu Mar 22, 2012 Posts: 13844 Real Name: Mike
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Guns4Liberty wrote: I'm convinced a lot of the people we diagnose as mentally insane are actually demon-possessed. All the psychiatric care in the world won't help them...they need a different kind of healing.  electroshock therapy ftw! Billy clubs and massive doses of fentanyl seem to work also._________________ Licensed/Bonded/Insured Hardwood Floor Installer/Finisher http://www.hardwoodfloorsnw.com/ |
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