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Re: Anyone have a number to a good priest?

Wed Aug 02, 2017 11:37 am

How does every priest become an exorcist? There must be a lot of demon possessed people for every seminarian to practice on. I wonder if the possessed person has to sign a waiver to allow students to work on them.

Re: Anyone have a number to a good priest?

Wed Aug 02, 2017 11:56 am

Think you have to be a priest and go through the Exorcist Union.
Pay your $100 and sit around at the hiring hall outside the Vatican and wait for someone to be possessed.
They always need a young priest to assist. Need to get your 4,600 hours in before you are certified a Journeyman Exorcist.

http://icaoe.weebly.com/membership.html

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Re: Anyone have a number to a good priest?

Wed Aug 02, 2017 2:01 pm

:bigsmile:
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Re: Anyone have a number to a good priest?

Wed Aug 02, 2017 2:11 pm

This one time, in Louisiana, I exorcised a demon. The cost was less than $400 and required a six month waiting period. The state called it a, "Simplified Dissolution of Marriage without children".

Re: Anyone have a number to a good priest?

Wed Aug 02, 2017 2:53 pm

dreadi wrote:This one time, in Louisiana, I exorcised a demon. The cost was less than $400 and required a six month waiting period. The state called it a, "Simplified Dissolution of Marriage without children".


:rofl9:

I did that in Washington and I am still paying 12 years later. icon_eek

Re: Anyone have a number to a good priest?

Wed Aug 02, 2017 4:12 pm

usrifle wrote:
dreadi wrote:This one time, in Louisiana, I exorcised a demon. The cost was less than $400 and required a six month waiting period. The state called it a, "Simplified Dissolution of Marriage without children".


:rofl9:

I did that in Washington and I am still paying 12 years later. icon_eek

You know why divorce is so expensive? Because it's worth it.

Re: Anyone have a number to a good priest?

Wed Aug 02, 2017 5:02 pm

Need a better job or a better lawyer. :ROFLMAO:

My guy in Everett got me everything I wanted and even refunded part of my retainer.

But for a reasonable divorce to take place, both parties have to be reasonable which is seldom the case.


usrifle wrote:
I did that in Washington and I am still paying 12 years later. icon_eek

Re: Anyone have a number to a good priest?

Wed Aug 02, 2017 5:17 pm

snozzberries wrote:
usrifle wrote:
dreadi wrote:This one time, in Louisiana, I exorcised a demon. The cost was less than $400 and required a six month waiting period. The state called it a, "Simplified Dissolution of Marriage without children".


:rofl9:

I did that in Washington and I am still paying 12 years later. icon_eek

You know why divorce is so expensive? Because it's worth it.


Save all the hassle.....Cheaper to buy some random bitch you hate a house...and a car.

Re: Anyone have a number to a good priest?

Wed Aug 02, 2017 7:49 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_7wC0kvZYQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zC3_i6EaVqQ

I have seen someone possessed and it is no joke. The devil is real.

Re: Anyone have a number to a good priest?

Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:29 pm

I recommend an excellent book : Demon Haunted World

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Demon-Haunted_World
https://www.amazon.com/Demon-Haunted-Wo ... 0345409469
http://product.half.ebay.com/The-Demon- ... 70&tg=info

You can get it as low as $1.45 + postage at half.com . I have an extra copy that I can bring or send to a WaGuns event if it'll be read, not shot.

Re: Anyone have a number to a good priest?

Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:56 pm

dreadi wrote:This one time, in Louisiana, I exorcised a demon. The cost was less than $400 and required a six month waiting period. The state called it a, "Simplified Dissolution of Marriage without children".



:ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:

I exorcised mine in Virginia.

Re: Anyone have a number to a good priest?

Wed Aug 02, 2017 11:00 pm

dreadi wrote:This one time, in Louisiana, I exorcised a demon. The cost was less than $400 and required a six month waiting period. The state called it a, "Simplified Dissolution of Marriage without children".

Sounds a lot like the weight loss plan I went on. Lost 125 pounds, and kept it off too.

Re: Anyone have a number to a good priest?

Thu Aug 03, 2017 12:42 am

OhShoot! wrote:
dreadi wrote:This one time, in Louisiana, I exorcised a demon. The cost was less than $400 and required a six month waiting period. The state called it a, "Simplified Dissolution of Marriage without children".

Sounds a lot like the weight loss plan I went on. Lost 125 pounds, and kept it off too.



What was his name? :rofl9:

Re: Anyone have a number to a good priest?

Thu Aug 03, 2017 6:23 am

I'm convinced a lot of the people we diagnose as mentally insane are actually demon-possessed. All the psychiatric care in the world won't help them...they need a different kind of healing.

Re: Anyone have a number to a good priest?

Thu Aug 03, 2017 9:03 am

Guns4Liberty wrote:I'm convinced a lot of the people we diagnose as mentally insane are actually demon-possessed. All the psychiatric care in the world won't help them...they need a different kind of healing.


:yes: electroshock therapy ftw! Billy clubs and massive doses of fentanyl seem to work also.
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