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How does every priest become an exorcist? There must be a lot of demon possessed people for every seminarian to practice on. I wonder if the possessed person has to sign a waiver to allow students to work on them.

Think you have to be a priest and go through the Exorcist Union.
Pay your $100 and sit around at the hiring hall outside the Vatican and wait for someone to be possessed.
They always need a young priest to assist. Need to get your 4,600 hours in before you are certified a Journeyman Exorcist.

http://icaoe.weebly.com/membership.html

This one time, in Louisiana, I exorcised a demon. The cost was less than $400 and required a six month waiting period. The state called it a, "Simplified Dissolution of Marriage without children".

dreadi wrote:This one time, in Louisiana, I exorcised a demon. The cost was less than $400 and required a six month waiting period. The state called it a, "Simplified Dissolution of Marriage without children".

I did that in Washington and I am still paying 12 years later.

usrifle wrote:

dreadi wrote:This one time, in Louisiana, I exorcised a demon. The cost was less than $400 and required a six month waiting period. The state called it a, "Simplified Dissolution of Marriage without children".

I did that in Washington and I am still paying 12 years later.

You know why divorce is so expensive? Because it's worth it.

Need a better job or a better lawyer.

My guy in Everett got me everything I wanted and even refunded part of my retainer.

But for a reasonable divorce to take place, both parties have to be reasonable which is seldom the case.

usrifle wrote:
I did that in Washington and I am still paying 12 years later.

snozzberries wrote:

usrifle wrote:

dreadi wrote:This one time, in Louisiana, I exorcised a demon. The cost was less than $400 and required a six month waiting period. The state called it a, "Simplified Dissolution of Marriage without children".

I did that in Washington and I am still paying 12 years later.

You know why divorce is so expensive? Because it's worth it.

Save all the hassle.....Cheaper to buy some random bitch you hate a house...and a car.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_7wC0kvZYQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zC3_i6EaVqQ

I have seen someone possessed and it is no joke. The devil is real.

I recommend an excellent book : Demon Haunted World

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Demon-Haunted_World
https://www.amazon.com/Demon-Haunted-Wo ... 0345409469
http://product.half.ebay.com/The-Demon- ... 70&tg=info

You can get it as low as $1.45 + postage at half.com . I have an extra copy that I can bring or send to a WaGuns event if it'll be read, not shot.

dreadi wrote:This one time, in Louisiana, I exorcised a demon. The cost was less than $400 and required a six month waiting period. The state called it a, "Simplified Dissolution of Marriage without children".

I exorcised mine in Virginia.

dreadi wrote:This one time, in Louisiana, I exorcised a demon. The cost was less than $400 and required a six month waiting period. The state called it a, "Simplified Dissolution of Marriage without children".

Sounds a lot like the weight loss plan I went on. Lost 125 pounds, and kept it off too.

OhShoot! wrote:

dreadi wrote:This one time, in Louisiana, I exorcised a demon. The cost was less than $400 and required a six month waiting period. The state called it a, "Simplified Dissolution of Marriage without children".

Sounds a lot like the weight loss plan I went on. Lost 125 pounds, and kept it off too.

What was his name?

I'm convinced a lot of the people we diagnose as mentally insane are actually demon-possessed. All the psychiatric care in the world won't help them...they need a different kind of healing.

Guns4Liberty wrote:I'm convinced a lot of the people we diagnose as mentally insane are actually demon-possessed. All the psychiatric care in the world won't help them...they need a different kind of healing.

electroshock therapy ftw! Billy clubs and massive doses of fentanyl seem to work also.