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If you're going to attack a stranger in a hotel, a fork might not be your best choice. That's especially true if your intended victim doesn't believe in the fighting value of dining utensils, and is instead wielding a 9mm pistol.

More details (but just barely) in the story on KOMO -- http://komonews.com/news/nation-world/man-attacks-gun-carry-permit-holder-with-fork-at-nashville-hotel-and-it-doesnt-end-well

Fork is a lethal weapon.
Gonna kill Rosie O'Donnel.
Eventually.

I have a buddy who is a cop in Nash Vegas. Heard some pretty crazy stories about the goings on down there, especially hotels.

Should have opted for the titanium tactical spork ...

All fun and games till someone bends a tine.