Escape charges gotta be much greater than what they were originally in for.
Need smarter guards too.
http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2017/0 ... ck_yo.html

Twelve inmates escaped the Walker County Jail Sunday night after using peanut butter to cover a door number and trick a young jailer, Sheriff James Underwood said Monday.

Of the 12, all but one was back in custody by daybreak Monday. "I thank the Lord today we have 11 people back in the jail,'' the sheriff said.

Only Brady Andrew Kilpatrick, a Cordova man jailed for possession of a controlled substance,possession of drug paraphernalia, and possession of marijuana, remains at large. Underwood said he doesn't believe Kilpatrick is dangerous.

The jail break happened about 6:30 p.m. Sunday at the county jail in Jasper. The jailer opened a door to the outside thinking it was a cell door, Underwood said, because the number had been covered with peanut butter.

"He thought he was opening the cell door for this man to go in his cell, but in fact he opened up the outside door."

Peanut butter ... that's better than being ambushed by a cup of coffee!

And DOC would not hire me.