Fathers of the bride carry shotguns and...

[jukk0u]

Taurus has the judge well outfitted... but what goes under the wedding dress?

Apparently, 9mm goes well with a white gown.

http://nypost.com/2017/08/01/bride-arrested-for-pulling-gun-from-wedding-dress-pointing-at-groom/

[sigman226]

What were these 2 thinking if she wants to kill him only hours after saying I do. Lucky for him she didn't know there was not a bullet in the chamber as she fired it at his head.

[PMB]

Sounds like she might have been having second thoughts about the marriage.

[GeekWithGuns]

Well, no sense waiting around any longer than necessary to cash in on the life insurance payout

[Guntrader]

Judy Garland said that drunken Munchkins used to go under her dress on the Wizard of Oz set. Horny little bastards.

http://people.com/celebrity/teenage-jud ... x-husband/

but what goes under the wedding dress?

[OhShoot!]

Last gun she'll ever own. (legally)