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Fathers of the bride carry shotguns and...

Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2017 5:55 am
by jukk0u
Taurus has the judge well outfitted... but what goes under the wedding dress?

Apparently, 9mm goes well with a white gown.

http://nypost.com/2017/08/01/bride-arrested-for-pulling-gun-from-wedding-dress-pointing-at-groom/

Re: Fathers of the bride carry shotguns and...

Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2017 10:51 am
by sigman226
What were these 2 thinking if she wants to kill him only hours after saying I do. Lucky for him she didn't know there was not a bullet in the chamber as she fired it at his head.

Re: Fathers of the bride carry shotguns and...

Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2017 10:55 am
by PMB
Sounds like she might have been having second thoughts about the marriage.

Re: Fathers of the bride carry shotguns and...

Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2017 10:58 am
by GeekWithGuns
Well, no sense waiting around any longer than necessary to cash in on the life insurance payout

Re: Fathers of the bride carry shotguns and...

Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2017 11:05 am
by Guntrader
Judy Garland said that drunken Munchkins used to go under her dress on the Wizard of Oz set. Horny little bastards.

http://people.com/celebrity/teenage-jud ... x-husband/

jukk0u wrote:but what goes under the wedding dress?


Re: Fathers of the bride carry shotguns and...

Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2017 11:24 am
by OhShoot!
Last gun she'll ever own. (legally)