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The Military Coup Against Donald Trump of 2018

Tue Aug 08, 2017 12:07 pm

I saw this last week and want to pass it along for entertainment purposes.

So many hate Trump and so much crap is being spun, so why not just echo the anti-Trump sentiment in a short story?

Or to put it another way, let's get this party started!

part 1:
https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtsch ... 1-n2362183

part 2:
https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtsch ... 2-n2362194


“We cannot tolerate this any longer,” said the former CIA Director at the head of the table. “We have to forcibly retake the government from Donald Trump. It is the only way save our democracy.”

His audience nodded solemnly. The men and women gathered at that secret February meeting on the top floor of 241 West 41st Street, the New York Times building, were Democrat politicians, media figures, retired and active members of the federal security bureaucracy, and several Establishment Republicans, and they were at wit’s end. There simply was no other choice. Donald Trump must be replaced, and it no longer mattered how. This meeting was the genesis of the bloody coup of April 2018.

Out of power, with #TheResistance fading, the ruling class elitists dislodged from their sinecures by the arrival of Donald Trump and his populist followers in 2016 were desperate. There was no guarantee they would retake power in 2020, or even 2024, were Ivanka to run. Their Trump/Russia fiasco had crashed and burned. They had created the pseudo-scandal to convince the electorate that Trump and Putin had been tongue-kissing during the election and, instead, it backfired on the Democrats by revealing their Fusion GPS/FSB shenanigans. Worse, somewhere in a DOJ safe house, Debbie Wasserman-Schultz was trying to keep out of prison by spilling her guts to Jeff Sessions’ investigators.

It had been all the mandarins could do to suppress that scandal, though in the uncontrolled media – and in Trump’s accursed tweets – Democratic corruption was still under a spotlight. After Trump went on the internet (since no network but Fox would show his speech) to explain that he was firing Robert Mueller for his massive conflicts of interest and his inability to run a professional, leak-free organization, nothing happened. The media railed, Capitol Hill was in an uproar, but the people understood that having the accuser’s best buddy lead the investigation makes it a sham, and Trump’s numbers didn’t budge. In fact, polls for Trump-allied primary candidates rose. Future Michigan Senator Kid Rock was even acting like a real candidate, releasing a position paper on tariff policy –“My position is standing up for America first and not bending over for these damn foreigners! Word.”...........

.........But how would one pull off a coup d’etat in the United States? Most of the political hacks had no idea, while the military experts understood the massive challenge. Some answers were obvious – in the Third World, the first thing the plotters take control of are the radio and TV stations and the newspapers. In America, the media was already in the bag. Hell, they would cheerlead a coup. But the actual seizure of power? That was more complicated.

Re: The Military Coup Against Donald Trump of 2018

Tue Aug 08, 2017 12:11 pm

#propagandamatters

https://www.philosophytalk.org/shows/wh ... da-matters
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Re: The Military Coup Against Donald Trump of 2018

Tue Aug 08, 2017 12:13 pm

OhShoot! wrote:#propagandamatters



#CNN

Re: The Military Coup Against Donald Trump of 2018

Tue Aug 08, 2017 12:14 pm

bigzdawg wrote:
OhShoot! wrote:#propagandamatters



#CNN

Look inward grasshopper

Re: The Military Coup Against Donald Trump of 2018

Tue Aug 08, 2017 12:14 pm

#nuffinburger

Re: The Military Coup Against Donald Trump of 2018

Tue Aug 08, 2017 12:43 pm

Here we go again. Can someone please ask zombie66 to lock this one up before it gets out of hand?

Re: The Military Coup Against Donald Trump of 2018

Tue Aug 08, 2017 12:46 pm

I like Kale Chips...says no sane person EVER.

Re: The Military Coup Against Donald Trump of 2018

Tue Aug 08, 2017 1:12 pm

Ill leave it up for a little while longer as we have not heard both sides.......

Re: The Military Coup Against Donald Trump of 2018

Tue Aug 08, 2017 2:07 pm

zombie66 wrote:Ill leave it up for a little while longer as we have not heard both sides.......

Fuck you dickbag!!!!!!

Re: The Military Coup Against Donald Trump of 2018

Tue Aug 08, 2017 2:15 pm

Hey Mouth Breather, do you want a time out?

Re: The Military Coup Against Donald Trump of 2018

Tue Aug 08, 2017 2:30 pm

If by time out you mean you treat me to lunch then we go out in the parking lot and I pee in your hair while you jerk off. Then yes.

Re: The Military Coup Against Donald Trump of 2018

Tue Aug 08, 2017 2:38 pm

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Re: The Military Coup Against Donald Trump of 2018

Tue Aug 08, 2017 2:42 pm

zombie66 wrote:Ill leave it up for a little while longer as we have not heard both sides.......

I think we have heard both sides now. It was a LOT more information than most of us would have ever wanted to know. :facepalm2:

Re: The Military Coup Against Donald Trump of 2018

Tue Aug 08, 2017 2:50 pm

This thread needs to be burned, exorcised, and sterilized now. Thanks Mikey.

Re: The Military Coup Against Donald Trump of 2018

Tue Aug 08, 2017 2:58 pm

"Open the pod bay door HAL!"

" I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I cant do that....."

"I know you and Frank had plans to disconnect me I'm afraid I cant allow you to do that"





"Without your space helmet, I'm afraid you're going to find that rather difficult."


"I know everything hasn't been quite right with me......"
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