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Site Supporter   Location: South Seattle Joined: Thu May 2, 2013 Posts: 12475 Real Name: Steve 
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codfather wrote: NWGunner wrote: Good News: Wifey gets home tomorrow after being gone 3 weeks... Bad News: Wifey gets home tomorrow after being gone 3 weeks... She leaves Australia tomorrow afternoon at 1:00pm, arrives in San Fran tomorrow morning at 7:35am.....  Bad News Is: I'm saving these posts to be passed on later to the wife  got any money  Not after this trip, I don't  |
| Sun Feb 18, 2018 8:55 pm |
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 Location: NE Thurston County Joined: Thu Jan 11, 2018 Posts: 105
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as my ex wife said my wee wee is bigger than most of my friends' wee wees.
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| Sun Feb 18, 2018 10:23 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: Piece/Clallam Joined: Wed Oct 17, 2012 Posts: 10688
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at least it wasn't her wee wee
_________________  Yaki's - last journey Promote a Growth Mindset. Don't let a fixed mindset not allow change for the better. pow·er trip - noun - a self-aggrandizing quest for ever-increasing control over others. |
| Sun Feb 18, 2018 10:27 pm |
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Location: NE Thurston County Joined: Thu Jan 11, 2018 Posts: 105
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Ops wrote: at least it wasn't her wee wee One must attempt to brush home plate any chance he's up to bat early in the game, just to make sure. These days things are different. |
| Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:36 am |
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Site Supporter  Location: Lynnwood and at large Joined: Wed May 1, 2013 Posts: 21268 Real Name: Vick Lagina
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Long ago:
Good news: I said to my (now ex-)wife: "Honey, I just want a little pussy" Bad news: she said: "Me, too! Mine's as big as a HOUSE!" _________________ “Finding ‘common ground’ with the thinking of evil men is a fool’s errand” ~ Herschel Smith "The “A return to First Principles in a Republic is sometimes caused by simple virtues of a single man. His good example has such an influence that the good men strive to imitate him, and the wicked are ashamed to lead a life so contrary to his example. Before all else, be armed!” ~ Niccolo Machiavelli Láodòng zhèng zhūwèi zìyóu FJB |
| Mon Feb 19, 2018 5:05 am |
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Site Supporter  Location: Kentucky Joined: Fri Jan 16, 2015 Posts: 11088
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Bad news: Broke a combination wrench working on the Peterbilt
Good news: Went by Sears after work and they gave me a new one (lucky they had the right size, looking pretty slim in there) Bad news: The new wrench is thicker and doesn't fit my wrench organizer _________________ You may be right, I may be crazy, but it just may be a lunatic you're looking for |
| Mon Feb 19, 2018 5:54 pm |
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In Memoriam  Location: Tacoma Wa Joined: Tue Oct 8, 2013 Posts: 16607 Real Name: George Bailey
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RocketScott wrote: Bad news: Broke a combination wrench working on the Peterbilt Good news: Went by Sears after work and they gave me a new one (lucky they had the right size, looking pretty slim in there) Bad news: The new wrench is thicker and doesn't fit my wrench organizer Good news: Craftsman wrenches are still lifetime replacement guarantee. Bad News: Craftsman no longer a USA Company... Quote: Craftsman tools have been around over 85 years. My Grandparents used them, my parents used them, and I have used them. People use Craftsman because of their value, and more importantly, being made here in America. Recently, the top brass at Sears had decided to outsource the manufacturing of Craftsman hand tools to places like China and Taiwan BTW the Chrome is junk.....wear gloves. _________________ "Remove one freedom per generation and soon you will have no freedom and no one would have noticed."......Carl Marx "Let us Cross the river and sit in the shade of the trees" .....Stonewall Jackson T. Jefferson "....the tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants. it is it's natural manure" |
| Mon Feb 19, 2018 6:04 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: Everson, WA Joined: Sun Jan 6, 2013 Posts: 28178 Real Name: Ace Winky
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Bad News - Got to work. No wallet. Where TF is my wallet?? SLIGHT PANIC ALL DAY
Good news - on the floor in the middle of my office must have not stowed my gear in my haze this morning Bad news - this is very unlike me. 40+ years of wallet carrying never lost or almost lost the sucker Good news - I can remember any good news, so be happy _________________ Why does the Penguin in Batman sound like a duck? Because the eagle sounds like a hawk. Last edited by Pablo on Mon Feb 19, 2018 6:17 pm, edited 1 time in total. |
| Mon Feb 19, 2018 6:05 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: Faxon, OK Joined: Sat Mar 19, 2011 Posts: 17818 Real Name: Chuck
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Good: My 870 has a lifetime warranty.
Bad: Remington is about to die. _________________ "The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it." Thomas Jefferson "Evil often triumphs, but never conquers." Joseph Roux |
| Mon Feb 19, 2018 6:06 pm |
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Site Moderator   Location: Marysville Joined: Thu Mar 22, 2012 Posts: 13503 Real Name: Mike
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Bad news: worked a 10 hour Monday
Good news: the wife went to DD meats while I was at work and grabbed some bacon ground beef, bacon salt, and DD bacon. So we grilled burgers with their bacon ground beef dusted with bacon salt and worcestershire. Fried the DD bacon to go on top. French onion bun, fresh pickles from my aunt, red onion and lettuce. It was a symphony of bacon and fresh toppings. Fucking fantastic end to a rough day! I'm going to have a couple vodkas and hit the sack! _________________ Licensed/Bonded/Insured Hardwood Floor Installer/Finisher http://www.hardwoodfloorsnw.com/ |
| Mon Feb 19, 2018 6:52 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: The banana belt of MT Joined: Wed Dec 30, 2015 Posts: 8586 Real Name: Brian
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Good news: I got a sizable raise at work, a big one. (that trick ain't gonna keep me here)
Bad news: 79 days before I retire Good news: 79 days before I retire. _________________ "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."- Hunter S. Thompson |
| Tue Feb 20, 2018 6:59 am |
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Site Supporter Location: Piece/Clallam Joined: Wed Oct 17, 2012 Posts: 10688
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sportsdad60 wrote: Good news: I got a sizable raise at work, a big one. (that trick ain't gonna keep me here) Good news: 79 days before I retire Bad news: 80 days before I rehire. cool _________________ Yaki's - last journey Promote a Growth Mindset. Don't let a fixed mindset not allow change for the better. pow·er trip - noun - a self-aggrandizing quest for ever-increasing control over others. |
| Tue Feb 20, 2018 8:26 am |
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Site Supporter  Location: Nampa, Idaho Joined: Thu Mar 17, 2011 Posts: 19463 Real Name: Rick
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sportsdad60 wrote: Good news: I got a sizable raise at work, a big one. (that trick ain't gonna keep me here) Bad news: 79 days before I retire Good news: 79 days before I retire. Take the raise and smile. Retire and one week later come in as a consultant making 20X what you make now. It won't be full time but a couple days a month or whatever is serious coin. _________________ ‘What’s the point of being a citizen if an illegal gets all the benefits’ |
| Tue Feb 20, 2018 10:22 am |
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Site Supporter  Location: Apple Country! Joined: Thu Apr 12, 2012 Posts: 4578 Real Name: J
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Good News: We might be able to impeach Trump now that he has shown his true colors.
Bad News: He exposed our belly and we now are going to have to fight for our rights from our backs. _________________ "Guns are dangerous." -Massivedesign |
| Tue Feb 20, 2018 3:03 pm |
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Site Supporter Location: Faxon, OK Joined: Sat Mar 19, 2011 Posts: 17818 Real Name: Chuck
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Good: Got my fingerprints for my UT CPL done today.
Bad: Lacey PD wouldn't do it, I had to go to the Sheriff's office. _________________ "The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it." Thomas Jefferson "Evil often triumphs, but never conquers." Joseph Roux |
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