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Good News - Bad News Thread
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golddigger14s
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Location: Faxon, OK Joined: Sat Mar 19, 2011 Posts: 17807
Real Name: Chuck
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Good: My son got chosen for jury duty tomorrow, so he gets to do his civic duty and witness the American justice system in action. Bad: I get to get up at 6:30 am to take his ass in since he doesn't fricken drive yet.
Good: I'm in the process of refinancing my house from 8% to 4%, and my Insurance company sent me a check for the changed policy. Bad: It was only $4.
_________________ "The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it." Thomas Jefferson "Evil often triumphs, but never conquers." Joseph Roux
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Massivedesign
Site Admin
Location: Olympia, WA Joined: Fri Mar 11, 2011 Posts: 38292
Real Name: Dan
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8%?!? Holy shit Chuck, you are about to save a shitload of money.
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Wed Mar 21, 2018 5:03 am |
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golddigger14s
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Location: Faxon, OK Joined: Sat Mar 19, 2011 Posts: 17807
Real Name: Chuck
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Good: Got my settlement check from a class action suit. Bad: A whole whopping $2.47.
_________________ "The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it." Thomas Jefferson "Evil often triumphs, but never conquers." Joseph Roux
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Wed Mar 21, 2018 10:55 am |
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STED9R
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Location: Puyallup Joined: Thu Jul 5, 2012 Posts: 3060
Real Name: Glenn(sted)
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Finally get to be a grandparent, 3 kids from 26 to 34 and no grandkids until now.
The bad! Daughter lives in Ohio, birthdate will be around hunting season, same as daughter....
Almost missed her 16 birthday at Olive garden one time. Was barely able to get out of the woods and to Puyallup a bit late, with deer blood up the arms and smelling like death.
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Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:44 am |
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Guntrader
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Location: Mukilteoish Joined: Sat Mar 26, 2011 Posts: 11595
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Good news: Have a date this weekend with a pretty younger lady. She is getting a mani-peti. Bad news: Wants me to pick out a color. I have no fashion sense, been wearing the same style clothes since the 90's.
Looked around online, since I don't know colors or nail polish for shit.
Good news:Told her French manicure on the hands, shiny purple gemstone finish on the toes. Bad news: I feel gay for helping to pick out nail polish.
_________________ NRA Endowment Member. How did they know my member was well endowed?
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Wed Mar 21, 2018 3:37 pm |
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Pablo
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Location: Everson, WA Joined: Sun Jan 6, 2013 Posts: 28149
Real Name: Ace Winky
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Guntrader wrote: Good news: Have a date this weekend with a pretty younger lady. She is getting a mani-peti. Bad news: Wants me to pick out a color. I have no fashion sense, been wearing the same style clothes since the 90's.
Looked around online, since I don't know colors or nail polish for shit.
Good news:Told her French manicure on the hands, shiny purple gemstone finish on the toes. Bad news: I feel gay for helping to pick out nail polish. First date? Holy......ok.....I've been married 30+ years, dunno shit Good news my wife is slender and nice still. Bad news same woman 32 years!!
_________________ Why does the Penguin in Batman sound like a duck?
Because the eagle sounds like a hawk.
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Wed Mar 21, 2018 3:49 pm |
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Guntrader
In Memoriam
Location: Mukilteoish Joined: Sat Mar 26, 2011 Posts: 11595
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Pablo wrote: Guntrader wrote: Good news: Have a date this weekend with a pretty younger lady. She is getting a mani-peti. Bad news: Wants me to pick out a color. I have no fashion sense, been wearing the same style clothes since the 90's.
Looked around online, since I don't know colors or nail polish for shit.
Good news:Told her French manicure on the hands, shiny purple gemstone finish on the toes. Bad news: I feel gay for helping to pick out nail polish. First date? Holy......ok.....I've been married 30+ years, dunno shit Good news my wife is slender and nice still. Bad news same woman 32 years!! First date with her in a long time. Went out before we were both married. Now both single again. Gonna see if there's still something there.
_________________ NRA Endowment Member. How did they know my member was well endowed?
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Wed Mar 21, 2018 3:52 pm |
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Pablo
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Location: Everson, WA Joined: Sun Jan 6, 2013 Posts: 28149
Real Name: Ace Winky
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OK that makes more sense.
_________________ Why does the Penguin in Batman sound like a duck?
Because the eagle sounds like a hawk.
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Wed Mar 21, 2018 4:06 pm |
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AR15L
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Location: Nampa, Idaho Joined: Thu Mar 17, 2011 Posts: 19386
Real Name: Rick
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Guntrader wrote: Pablo wrote: Guntrader wrote: Good news: Have a date this weekend with a pretty younger lady. She is getting a mani-peti. Bad news: Wants me to pick out a color. I have no fashion sense, been wearing the same style clothes since the 90's.
Looked around online, since I don't know colors or nail polish for shit.
Good news:Told her French manicure on the hands, shiny purple gemstone finish on the toes. Bad news: I feel gay for helping to pick out nail polish. First date? Holy......ok.....I've been married 30+ years, dunno shit Good news my wife is slender and nice still. Bad news same woman 32 years!! First date with her in a long time. Went out before we were both married. Now both single again. Gonna see if there's still something there. She just wants you to meet your kid.
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Wed Mar 21, 2018 5:35 pm |
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Pablo
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Location: Everson, WA Joined: Sun Jan 6, 2013 Posts: 28149
Real Name: Ace Winky
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Good News: Went to skin Dr. No true cancers on my hide. Bad News: She blasted a good quarter of my face with liquid N2. Kinda like a .410 shot.
_________________ Why does the Penguin in Batman sound like a duck?
Because the eagle sounds like a hawk.
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Wed Mar 21, 2018 5:41 pm |
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Guntrader
In Memoriam
Location: Mukilteoish Joined: Sat Mar 26, 2011 Posts: 11595
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AR15L wrote: She just wants you to meet your kid. Told the kids they can clean the house and wait on us, making drinks, popcorn, food, going to the store, etc like servants. Or clean the house and spend the weekend at their moms house. They are leaving Friday.
_________________ NRA Endowment Member. How did they know my member was well endowed?
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Wed Mar 21, 2018 5:48 pm |
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RocketScott
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Location: Kentucky Joined: Fri Jan 16, 2015 Posts: 11045
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Guntrader wrote: AR15L wrote: She just wants you to meet your kid. Told the kids they can clean the house and wait on us, making drinks, popcorn, food, going to the store, etc like servants. Or clean the house and spend the weekend at their moms house. They are leaving Friday. Damn, blocking out the whole weekend? Go easy on ‘er Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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Wed Mar 21, 2018 6:09 pm |
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Guntrader
In Memoriam
Location: Mukilteoish Joined: Sat Mar 26, 2011 Posts: 11595
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RocketScott wrote: Guntrader wrote: AR15L wrote: She just wants you to meet your kid. Told the kids they can clean the house and wait on us, making drinks, popcorn, food, going to the store, etc like servants. Or clean the house and spend the weekend at their moms house. They are leaving Friday. Damn, blocking out the whole weekend? Go easy on ‘er Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk She's driving 300 miles. Didn't feel right sending her back home after dinner.
_________________ NRA Endowment Member. How did they know my member was well endowed?
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Wed Mar 21, 2018 6:13 pm |
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dreadi
Site Supporter / FFL Dealer
Location: Tacoma, Washington Joined: Fri Nov 21, 2014 Posts: 8328
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Guntrader will show her his piece.
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Wed Mar 21, 2018 8:36 pm |
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Selador
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Location: Index Joined: Thu Aug 23, 2012 Posts: 12963
Real Name: Jeff
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Pablo wrote: Guntrader wrote: Good news: Have a date this weekend with a pretty younger lady. She is getting a mani-peti. Bad news: Wants me to pick out a color. I have no fashion sense, been wearing the same style clothes since the 90's.
Looked around online, since I don't know colors or nail polish for shit.
Good news:Told her French manicure on the hands, shiny purple gemstone finish on the toes. Bad news: I feel gay for helping to pick out nail polish. First date? Holy......ok.....I've been married 30+ years, dunno shit Good news my wife is slender and nice still. Good news same woman 32 years!! FIFY
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