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Arisaka wrote:
Bad news: mother in law has been living with us for the last 3 weeks
Good news: none


Step 1: Fake a cough.

Step 2: Announce you're going to the Dr.

Step 3: Call home and inform Grandma that you've tested positive for the Wuhan, and for her own safety, she's gotta go.

Step 4: Buy something nice for your wife, and beg forgiveness.

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Sat Sep 26, 2020 9:01 am
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Arisaka wrote:
Bad news: mother in law has been living with us for the last 3 weeks
Good news: none


Step 1: Fake a cough.

Step 2: Announce you're going to the Dr.

Step 3: Call home and inform Grandma that you've tested positive for the Wuhan, and for her own safety, she's gotta go.

Step 4: Buy something nice for your wife, and beg forgiveness.



I was thinking, there is a guy here, with a large ranch in MT. He has predug holes. But the above could work in a pinch.

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Sat Sep 26, 2020 9:31 am
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Pablo wrote:
RockHopper wrote:
Arisaka wrote:
Bad news: mother in law has been living with us for the last 3 weeks
Good news: none


Step 1: Fake a cough.

Step 2: Announce you're going to the Dr.

Step 3: Call home and inform Grandma that you've tested positive for the Wuhan, and for her own safety, she's gotta go.

Step 4: Buy something nice for your wife, and beg forgiveness.



I was thinking, there is a guy here, with a large ranch in MT. He has predug holes. But the above could work in a pinch.

Yeah, laugh it up You fuckers! I hope your dicks fall off, and not from over-use. :bigsmile:


Sat Sep 26, 2020 1:58 pm
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Arisaka wrote:
Pablo wrote:
RockHopper wrote:
Arisaka wrote:
Bad news: mother in law has been living with us for the last 3 weeks
Good news: none


Step 1: Fake a cough.

Step 2: Announce you're going to the Dr.

Step 3: Call home and inform Grandma that you've tested positive for the Wuhan, and for her own safety, she's gotta go.

Step 4: Buy something nice for your wife, and beg forgiveness.



I was thinking, there is a guy here, with a large ranch in MT. He has predug holes. But the above could work in a pinch.

Yeah, laugh it up You fuckers! I hope your dicks fall off, and not from over-use. :bigsmile:


Seriously my MIL is at an AFH on her nickel.

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Sat Sep 26, 2020 2:56 pm
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Good News: Got my rifle and new scope sighted in.

Bad News: Evergreen Sportsman Club is now doing reservations for shooting, and I didn't know.

Good News: They had some extra lanes open as a few couples were shooting together so that freed up some space so I didn't have to sit around and wait.

Bummer News: Richard is no longer going to be an RSO. I have mad respect for that guy, and I always felt when he was RSO people walked away with a positive experience, which is great for shooting sports. Regardless of the reasons why he left, my interactions with him were always positive, he was always helpful, great with new/inexperienced shooters, and kids. I've always had great RSO's at Evergreen, but Richard was my favorite. I wish him good luck in his future endeavors.


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Good News: Had the ureter stent removed from my donor kidney and got to see the inside of my bladder today.

Bad News: They shoved a camera down my Johnson to get to it! Like every other orifice below my naval, that's supposed to be a one-way street!

Best News: All my post-transplant labs are still exactly where the docs want them to be!

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Mon Sep 28, 2020 5:08 pm
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Beautiful news Sparky.
Pro tip. Use Viagra 3 hour before that procedure, no pain, no gain!

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Mon Sep 28, 2020 5:27 pm
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Good news: new boat is working great
Bad news: EXCEPT the charging system.


Mon Sep 28, 2020 10:15 pm
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Pablo wrote:
Arisaka wrote:
Pablo wrote:
RockHopper wrote:
Arisaka wrote:
Bad news: mother in law has been living with us for the last 3 weeks
Good news: none


Step 1: Fake a cough.

Step 2: Announce you're going to the Dr.

Step 3: Call home and inform Grandma that you've tested positive for the Wuhan, and for her own safety, she's gotta go.

Step 4: Buy something nice for your wife, and beg forgiveness.



I was thinking, there is a guy here, with a large ranch in MT. He has predug holes. But the above could work in a pinch.

Yeah, laugh it up You fuckers! I hope your dicks fall off, and not from over-use. :bigsmile:


Seriously my MIL is at an AFH on her nickel.





When shes makin coffee in the morning toss a lime in the air fryer set for 5 minutes.....walk out.

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Inslee sucked so much cock the side of his mouth slumps down.
What a scum sucking piece of shit.


Mon Sep 28, 2020 10:37 pm
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WaJim wrote:
Pablo wrote:
Arisaka wrote:
Pablo wrote:
RockHopper wrote:
Arisaka wrote:
Bad news: mother in law has been living with us for the last 3 weeks
Good news: none


Step 1: Fake a cough.

Step 2: Announce you're going to the Dr.

Step 3: Call home and inform Grandma that you've tested positive for the Wuhan, and for her own safety, she's gotta go.

Step 4: Buy something nice for your wife, and beg forgiveness.



I was thinking, there is a guy here, with a large ranch in MT. He has predug holes. But the above could work in a pinch.

Yeah, laugh it up You fuckers! I hope your dicks fall off, and not from over-use. :bigsmile:


Seriously my MIL is at an AFH on her nickel.





When shes makin coffee in the morning toss a lime in the air fryer set for 5 minutes.....walk out.


Good idea.

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Good news: Got to spend a great couple days with my parents.

Bad News: my dad's health has taken a bad turn and is in the hospital down in Chico, California.


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Good news : Paid for 2$ of food, got about $20 of food because they gave me the wrong stuff and can't take it back.

Bad news: Had 2 people take a parking spot I was patiently waiting for. First person realized it and backed out, kudos to them. 2nd asshole cut me off and jumped into the spot as soon as 1st person was out.

Bad news: As I'm backing into another space, fucking idiot decides to drive around ALL THE STOPPED CARS to try and pass at a high rate, narrowly missing me, then wants to look at me like I'm the idiot, when that cunt is driving on the wrong side of the road.

Good news: Ballot is dropped in a box.

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TechnoWeenie wrote:
Good news : Paid for 2$ of food, got about $20 of food because they gave me the wrong stuff and can't take it back.

Bad news: Had 2 people take a parking spot I was patiently waiting for. First person realized it and backed out, kudos to them. 2nd asshole cut me off and jumped into the spot as soon as 1st person was out.

Bad news: As I'm backing into another space, fucking idiot decides to drive around ALL THE STOPPED CARS to try and pass at a high rate, narrowly missing me, then wants to look at me like I'm the idiot, when that cunt is driving on the wrong side of the road.

Good news: Ballot is dropped in a box.


EDIT

Bad news: ballot is mysteriously lost in the mail.

Good news: Found a few months later in a ditch.

Bad news: election is already over and everything is on fire.

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I train 6 days a week. 5 days a week I’ll train 3 days a week. One of those days I will train 2 days of the week. So 6 days a week I will train.


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Gay people, transsexuals who wanna bring their dicks into little girl's locker rooms have had more fighting spirit than that and have fought for and WON their fights in this nation.

When a guy who wants to get fucked up his ass with a big cock has more fighting spirit than an American gun owner who should stand in defense of our Constitutional Rights, we're in trouble.

Somebody make that a sig line. :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :rofl9:


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TechnoWeenie wrote:
Good news : Paid for 2$ of food, got about $20 of food because they gave me the wrong stuff and can't take it back.

Bad news: Had 2 people take a parking spot I was patiently waiting for. First person realized it and backed out, kudos to them. 2nd asshole cut me off and jumped into the spot as soon as 1st person was out.

Bad news: As I'm backing into another space, fucking idiot decides to drive around ALL THE STOPPED CARS to try and pass at a high rate, narrowly missing me, then wants to look at me like I'm the idiot, when that cunt is driving on the wrong side of the road.

Good news: Ballot is dropped in a box.


EDIT

Bad news: ballot is mysteriously lost in the mail.

Good news: Found a few months later in a ditch.

Bad news: election is already over and everything is on fire.



lol

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BN: New shooters thread turned into a shit show

GN: It was shut down

the fuck..............?












Not commenting on the downside of shutting it down, I'd a done it two pages in...it got confrontational early......just WTF?

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Inslee sucked so much cock the side of his mouth slumps down.
What a scum sucking piece of shit.


Tue Oct 20, 2020 5:03 pm
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